DAMASCUS: With the Syrian Army rolling over the American-supported nihilist rodents in both the Qalamoon and Al-Qunaytra, nothing could be worse for these infernal plague-carrying vermin than to have the legitimate Syrian government smash their ranks and fortifications in the East Ghoutaa, and, yet, that is what happened exactly.
Harastaa: In the area of the Salaahuddeen (Saladin) Mosque, a largely ‘Alloosh group from the Jaysh Al-Islam was pummeled first by artillery, strafed by helicopters and then overrun by the Syrian Army’s now-crack corps of infantry. In the process, 3 pickup trucks with Doschka cannons attached were completely destroyed and their passengers all killed. In the process of attacking the rodents here, the SAA also came upon a fortified nest with 14 rodents inside and killed them all:
Al-Sadeeq Al-‘Ubaadi (LIBYAN BARBARY APE CANNIBAL)
Nawaaf Al-Tabatabaa`iy (KUWAITI COCKROACH RESIDUE)
‘Abdul-Haadi Al-Gharyaan (Var: Al-Kharyaan. JORDANTEEZIAN CAMEL SPUTUM)
‘Uthmaan Ahmad Taahir Al-Nadheer (SUDAANI CROCODILE AFTERBIRTH)
Sameeh Hammooda (PALESTEEZIAN HOG SNORT)
Anwar Zayn Makki
Zuhayr Muhammad ‘Ali Dallu
Mahmoud Hassan Kawwaari
Yazeed Ahmad Sawwaaf
Thaa`ir Hussayn Mashshaat
Shaakir ‘Ali Muwaqqit
‘Adnaan Zaahir ‘Akkaawi
Another 18 could not be identified and are believed to be totally foreign.
Tal Kurdi northeast of Doumaa: The Syrian Army and militia continue to eat away at ‘Alloosh’s meager defenses:
Nu’maan Jameel Maktabi
Hassan Muhammad Ghaanim
‘Ali Milhim Sattoof
All told, more than 29 were killed with the others not identified yet.
Al-Nishaabiyya area at Marj Al-Sultaan Village: Confirmed 7 rodents killed from the illustrious and luck-less Ittihaat Al-Islaami li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam. Along with the rats, 2 vehicles are reported accompanying their former passengers straight to the junkyard in Hades. I have no names.
Jawbar: A tunnel of undisclosed length was blown up by Syrian Army engineers at the Sports Arena. 19+ rodents were inside at the time of detonation according to witnesses at the scene. The carcasses will become an ideal nutritional complement to Syrian sod.
Between Mayda’ah and Mayda’aani Village: Syrian Army interdicted a convoy of Nusra/Alqaeda rodents and killed 8:
Faarooq Ahmad Jamaaleddeen
Maahir Fahd Al-Waadi
Hamad Khaalid ‘Asfoor
‘Abdul-‘Azheem Muhammad Al-Zayyaat
The last 4 were foreigners whose identities remain unknown.