The Syrian Defense Ministry has confirmed the liberation of these villages east of the provincial capital of Al-Hasaka:
The success of this operation is due to the Syrian Army’s training of local militias loyal to their government in Damascus. These groups, which form a part of the Popular Defense Committees (NDF), are committed to ridding Syria of the Wahhabist cockroaches funded by the Saudi Arabian vultures. With the SAA providing the logistics and armored support, these fighters coupled with hardened SAA infantrymen were too much for the mercenaries of ISIS who lost over 41 of their rodents in the onslaught.
DAMASCUS: SYRIAN SECURITY SERVICES FOIL ASSASSINATION PLOT KILLING 3 RODENTS AND ARRESTING THE OTHERS
Rukn-eddeen: This is an upper middle class quarter of the capital. Next to it is Barza with its apartment complexes and the orchards at Abu Jarash. A pack of rats originating in Doumaa belonging to ‘Alloosh’s laughable Jaysh Al-Islam had a plan to assassinate the head of the Supply and Logistics Administration (S&LA) in Rukn-eddeen, Major General Muhammad ‘Eid. The pack made its way from Barza Residencies across the Abu Jarash Orchards and, then, into the area of the S&LA on Bearnais Avenue. The rats were oh-so-clever and cunning – except for one problem: the citizens of Barza called the MoI and informed the ministry about a pack of rodents crawling toward Rukeneddin. It turned out, also, that the security services were monitoring cellphone calls from the group to their “mindermast” (Var. Mastermind). It didn’t take long to figure out they were up to no good and special units of Internal Security were deployed to give the rats a real Syrian welcome.
They came in aboard one van with some commercial sign indicating a legitimate purpose followed by a motorcycle. But, that, of course, didn’t geek our security people. In any case, the rodents assaulted a military checkpoint on Bearnais Avenue– which was abandoned for the occasion – and a firefight ensued about 1000 meters east of the S&LA HQ. When the rats realized the jig was up and that they had no hope of getting out, one of them detonated his motorcycle (See photo above). The rest tried to escape back into the orchards where they could snack on some fruit while evading the insistent lead-based projectiles hurrying toward their collective thoraxes. One of the 7 rodents, decided to end it all right there and then, taking advantage of Allah’s promise to admit all suicides into Paradise. He detonated his explosive belt that was wrapped around his torso and wafted away in a million atoms into the arms of his favorite angel, Lucifer. Another was killed by a bullet. The other 4, no worse for the wear, warbled melodiously for our security people and disclosed the intent of the plan. The entire episode lasted not longer than 15 minutes. The sentence for these rats will be much longer than a quarter of an hour.