DAMASCUS: Some of our readers are mysteriously coming up with some real nonsense involving the “huge” offensive to be carried out by the terrorist Alqaeda\Nusra group in Lebanon. Supposedly, they were to mount a ferocious attack to re-establish themselves on the Syrian side of the border. Or so they claim.
Yesterday was a great day for the Syrian Army and its Hizbollah allies. There really was a big campaign to reignite the Qalamoon Front – but it fizzled almost as quickly as it started. Nusra/Alqaeda was linked up in the thousands with ‘Alloosh’s Jaysh Al-Islam (Army of Islam). Linked up – for a very short time. You see, once the action started with the usual hurly-burly – the self-sacrificial rats screaming “Allahu Akbar” as they, smiling all the while, drove helter-skelter into what they perceived to be a body of Syrian soldiers, and, then, with an equally sudden epiphany – OOOPS! – found out nobody was waiting other than 6 Syrian gunners armed each with Kornet launchers and missiles which they fired sans souci right into the offending trucks sending the befuddled derelict Saudis straight to a kind of deity which could not possibly exist.
Jurood Al-Jibba: That’s what happened here. And 39 more rodents were killed behind the truck when SAAF helicopters fired off-target at the fleeing rodents. Over 50 wounded seen taken, under riotous circumstances, straight to heretical shamans and quacks.
‘Assaal Al-Ward: A failed operation conducted by utterly incompetent rodents. No details about this area, yet. But, it was a debacle. Cellphone transmissions have Nusra rats accusing ‘Alloosh’s of “treason”, “apostasy” and “slavery” to Alawis. A real hoot.
North foothills of Al-Jibba: A unique operation by Special Forces destroys 4 pickups with 23mm cannons as the rats head to Lebanon to face Hizbollah. 55 carcasses counted after SAAF rakes escaping rodents.