Al-Qaaboon: Former rodents turned human and fighting for the Syrian people and its government clashed with ISIS at Al-Qaaboon. All told, 31 rodents died including their leader, Abu Hudhayfa (see photo inset). Along with the dead rodents, 26 were either wounded or surrendered to the authorities. Amazingly, Monzer writes that some of them who were foreign expressed gratitude because they had been trying to escape the clutches of ISIS for months. Here are the Identified rats:
Abu Hudhayfa (Id pending. Rat ISIS leader)
Abu ‘Abduh Khabashiyya (Var. Khibshiyya. Id pending)
Taariq Al-Kurdi (a/k/a “Hoot Barza” or “The Whale of Barza”. I guess he’s obese)
Abu Ahmad Neerjaa
LEBANON-SYRIAN BORDER: A DESERTER FROM THE SYRIAN ARMY WHO WAS KILLED BY ISIS IS FOUND WITH MULTIPLE GUNSHOT WOUNDS.
In Lebanese ‘Arsaal, just across the foothils of the Qalamoon, Lebanese security agents found the body of the missing Syrian Army deserter and terrorist, Yahyaa Zahraa. He deserted his post in 2013 and joined the Fake Syrian Army. He used to be a part of the SAA’s Electronic Warfare Corps before he decided to join the winning team of Col. Riyaadh Al-As’ad, General Saleem Idrees, General Mustafaa Al-Shaykh and all the other has-beens who are lining up at the Australian embassy in Ankara to get a plane ticket down to Darwin or any city abutting the Outback. He led a branch of the FSA called the Tajammu’ Ahraar Al-Qalamoon. (Yawn) His family and friends allege he was kidnapped and killed by ISIS. This rodent was originally from the liberated town of Yabrood.
Barza: East of Damascus. ISIS fought another battle with former rats allied with the PDC and lost again. 23 rodents were captured and turned over to the SAA which will use the foreigners among them to curry favor with formerly hostile European regimes. Boy, that Amnesty Program is paying dividends, for the most part.
‘Adraa Number One Electric grid is back on line providing all factories with electricity as of Thursday.
Madhaayaa: Ahraar Al-Shaam Al-Islamiyya lost a beloved rat leader last night when some angel of mercy planted a bomb in his car. He was known as “Abu Tawfeeq” (id pending) and is being treated miserably in some field hospital. Early word is that he received a brain injury and has lost use of his legs.
Koo’ Hadar: This somewhat out-of-the-way area is somewhere between Laahitha and Radhmiyyaat Al-Liwaa` close to Buraaq. This area is also known as the Al-Lijaat, an extremely rugged piece of turf pocked by caves and grottoes with difficult dirt roads – in other words, a great place for terrorists to hide and flourish. Not yesterday, though. The SAA and PDC struck them suddenly just as they were napping and digesting the cheese they had stolen from Syrian civilians. In a very sophisticated operation requiring stealth, the SAA pounced on the rats, catching them unawares and killing 8, wounding 18 and taking many prisoner. It is reported that a large group managed to get into vans and head for the desert. Most interesting was the arsenal of American-made weapons – 54 rockets to be exact – all bearing the serial numbers and names of the manufacturers.
Kafr Shams: 2 vehicles belonging to Nusra and Harakat Al-Muthanna Al-Islamiyya were monitored for hours near the front entrance to this town. When the vans were loaded with the rats, the SAA struck hard with anti-tank weapons and heavy machine guns, apparently, killing everybody inside. I have no other details.
North of Tal Al-‘Ulaaqiyyaat: on the border of Dayr Al-‘Adas, which the SAA has controlled since February 2015, the SAA killed 5 and took 5 wounded prisoners. Weapons and ammo were seized and distributed to our militias.
Nawaa: A large demonstration by citizens of this town demanding the withdrawal of Nusra/Alqaeda. They carried placards criticizing the terrorist group for its per-Iron Age imposition of barbaric laws and criminal behavior. The rat supporters won’t show the demonstration on their websites, obviously.
More fighting reported here: North Al-Beetaar Farms in ‘Itmaan, South Old Customs Building, East of Arts Institute, South of Postal Bureau, Daa’il.
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