PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTER SAUD AL-FAYSAL

Once again, our redoubtable president, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, has to take time out from his very busy day directing Syrian Armed Forces in the campaign to exterminate Saudi-and-Turk-supported Takfiri terrorist vermin to bid a fond farewell to the world’s most cloying and perverted foreign minister, Sa’ood Al-Faysal.

Our president always reserves time for such things – after all, he has bid farewell to Jose Luis Zapatero, Hillary Clinton, Robert Ford, Muhammad Mursi, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, Guido Westerwelle, Sergio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy, William Hague,  and so many others who have called for his ouster.

Sa’ood Al-Faysal established himself as an international character worthy of contempt and mockery by sporting a methodology of speech remarkable for its consistent muttering, driveling, sniveling, stuttering, splattering, lisping, dripping and blathering.  (He will be missed by speech therapists).  Al-Faysal also radiated a certain aura bordering on what some psychiatrists would call “patent polymorphic put-on inebriation” occasioned by his steady ingestion of tranquilizers.  So, once again, Dr. Assad and Syrian Perspective flip an unrepentant and irreverent middle finger to the most disease-ridden foreign minister who ever slithered on to the diplomatic scene.      

Sa’ood Al-Faysal seen here eyeing the supple derriere of a young male page at the United Nations just before he delivered a speech that lasted 6 hours due to constant stuttering and chronic ideopathic bursts of amnesia.  He was a true Saudi.

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