The “Factory Area” (Al-Ma’mal) between Al-Jood Association and Bayaanoon Village saw wild and wooly moments as the Syrian Army continued its march toward Turkey. A van loaded with 7 rats was destroyed and all their weapons and ammunition seized for distribution to our militias.
Many of our readers are contacting me about Al-Zahraa Town near Nibbul with news about its liberation. I have received reports only that the army is tackling stubborn defenses there with significant progress. I am, of course, like many of you, anxious to see the town liberated and its population freed from the stench of the Erdoghani Turks. Let’s hope we can declare it rat-free tomorrow.
Rat websites have announced the death of one of their verminious heroes, one called ‘Adnaan Junayd Abu-Hilaal, a Nusra leader. He was killed near the Al-Nayrab Palestinian Camp by militia. Another 8 of his litter mates also traveled with him to the flames of Hell.
Nahlayyaa: Idlib’s governor, Dr. Khayreddeen Al-Sayyid, inspects the town after its liberation by the Syrian Army
Taftanaaz and Al-Tanjara: This abandoned base for repair and maintenance of helicopters was not the target of the SAA. Instead, the move to this village was exclusively for the purpose of killing all the vermin belonging to Ahraar Al-Shaam Al-Islamiyya there. 12 rodents were stuffed down the chute to Mephisto’s Massage Parlor. Along with them went, also, a pickup truck and its usual accoutrements, i.e., a Doschka.
Saami Muhammad Julaylaati
The rest were all carrying fake identities and were declared foreigners.
Kooreen Village: About to fall completely under the weight of constant SAA artillery. This village is held by Nusra/Alqaeda, Jund Al-Aqsaa, Faylaq Al-Shaam. They are almost out of ammunition and are expected to head straight north to Turkey in just a few hours. They would probably like to get to northern Idlib City, but, that might be somewhat difficult since the SAA has surrounded it.
Tal Deeneet: This is an archeologically important area. 2 nests of vultures were destroyed as the SAA continues to pursue all terrorists until the area is Ratten-rein or Ratten-frei.
Shaykh Barakaat Peak: The Syrian Air Defense corps shook the Turks right in their boots when they tracked 2 F-16s straddling the border area of Hatay and northern Idlib province in a most provocative fashion. The Turk jets picked up on the tracking radar and quickly returned to their bases before the Syrians opened fire on them with a combination of SA-6 Gainfuls and the usual ack-ack.
Al-‘Ankaawi Village and Qastoon: 2 Nusra/Alqaeda nests were devastated by SAA infantry and artillery this morning. All rats were killed. All were foreigners.
Kafr Laataa: A group calling itself “Faylaq Al-Shaam” was destroyed by SAA and PDC. It’s leader for the area of rural Idlib was killed along with 4 others:
Kinaan Jilali (a/k/a “Abu Muhammad”)
No other names.
Heavy fighting going on in all these areas: Qumaynaas, Al-Nayrab, Sirmeen, Kareema Hill, Al-Muqbila, Fayloon, Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, ‘Ayn Sawdaa, Al-Tamaani’ah
IRAQ: THE DEATH OF ‘IZZAAT IBRAAHEEM AL-DOORI
He has looked better in the past. Iraqi militias put him and his companions to death after several hours following his tracks. He was killed in convoy.
His fake-looking red hair and beard were tell-tale signs of a madman. As it turned out, he was pretty stupid too. He was the only man in the Saddam government who could criticize Fearless Leader openly. He acted as Saddam’s uncle and confidant. In truth, though, he was no Ba’athist because he sold his soul to the stinking rat Erdoghani Turks and guided his “Odessa Organization” toward ISIS. It was he, more than anyone else, who put together the rape of Mosul. He is now confirmed dead in Hamreen in Salaahuddeen Province. Fingerprints and DNA confirm the identity. Now the Americans can deal him out of their decks of cards.