Salmaa Area: A crack special operations unit of the Syrian Army initiated a sudden raid on a group of Al-Qaeda/Nusra rodents in the area of northern Salmaa and destroyed 3 pickups with 23mm cannons, 3 vans loaded with ammunition and several launchers and mortars with rockets. All terrorists were killed:
Faalih Al-Ghamzaawi (PALESTEEZIAN ROACH)
Iqbaal Shareef Mas’ood (PAKISTANI APE EXCREMENT)
Mus’ab Al-Zayyaat (LIBYAN RAT RUNT. A/k/a Al-Hajjaaj Al-Leebi)
‘Ammaar Al-Zinti (JORDANTEEZIAN GREEN MONKEY VIRUS)
‘Uthmaan Fukayhi (EGYPTIAN ASP MUCOUS)
Another 12 could not be identified.
Hazeereen Village: Abandoned village was pummeled by SAA artillery killing a reported 6 rodents and wounding over 10. The rats could be seen evacuating their injured toward the Turk border under withering, unrelenting fire from our army. A pickup with 23mm cannon was disabled and left behind by the cowardly rats.
Kafr Dilba: Another SF operation netted 8 rats all of whom had foreign documents. I have not received the names yet. Don’t believe anything you hear from the lying British press about any gains by the rats in this area.
HOMS: SYRIAN ARMY LAUNCHES NEW OFFENSIVE TO TAKE BACK ALL REMAINING OIL AND GAS FIELDS IN HOMS. HUGE OIL WELL 105 IN THE CROSS HAIRS.
I have received assurances from both Wael and Monzer that a massive campaign to delouse all Eastern Homs has begun in earnest. The target is now the largest gas field and oil well in Syria at Number 105. With 106 nearby, it is expected that all ISIS cannibals will be out of Homs in the next few days. ISIS has not been able to make use of these wells and fields for months and it is expected they will withdraw without much protestation in order to reinforce at either Al-Raqqa or Mosul. That’s the expectation. It might not go that way and the army is taking no chances. A report 69 rodents killed so far during Friday.
Al-Rastan: At the Shalhoob Roundabout, the SAA killed 4 Nusra/Alqaeda rodents. No names.
Al-Sultaaniyya Hills: The SAA is very active here trying to dislodge tenacious cockroaches. We predict the area will be uninfested in 3 days.
Ruhoom: This is ISIS’s main base in Eastern Homs. It is critical to its foothold in the area. The SAAF is now shellacking it with every kind of missile and bomb available. Expect a statement on Ruhoom in the next few days. ISIS cannot withstand the beating it’s getting here.
Fighting reported in Al-Mushayrifa, Talbeesa and Al-Wa’er.