IDLIB: Don’t let anybody tell you the rats got into Idlib. Totally false propaganda even the BBC wouldn’t publish. It’s official, the Nusra/Alqaeda and Ahraar Al-Shaam offensive to enter the city of Idlib is a total debacle. I have been informed that the lieutenant general in charge of Idlib’s defenses saw the terrorist rats leave in a state of anarchy and ordered the Syrian Army to pursue them with an eye to exterminating any remnant rodents, especially the foreigners. We can confirm more dead terrorist leaders:
Hassan Al-Khaleefa (a/k/a Abu Haydar. Leader of Ahraar Al-Shaam’s franchise “Umar Al-Faarooq Brigade”, yawn.)
Abu Baraa` Al-Masri (EGYPTIAN TAPEWORM)
Abu-‘Abdullah Al-Najdi (SAUDI PUS-SUCKING HOG)
Wael reports that dead rat numbers are now more than 200.
Sirmeen: Artillery strikes hit rat fortifications near Sirmeen. Get ready for the big push.
BUSRAA AL-SHAAM: The Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist cannibals received a resupply courtesy of the Jordanian Air Force. The traitorous Ayraab Jordanteezians actually were seen unloading heavy weapons from American Chinook helicopters right in the full view of locals who reported the event to Syrian authorities. We are now at war with Jordan and Jordan is a violator of international law by aiding a terrorist group specifically designated as such by the United Nations. It didn’t do much to help their effort to storm the town of Busraa Al-Shaam. Here are some of the names of the dead rodents as announced by the terrorists themselves on their websites:
Waleed Al-Basheer (cousin of FSA-South commander, ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer Al-Nu’aymi)
Ahmad Al-Basheer (another cousin to the laureled wino ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer Al-Nu’aymi)
Muhammad Yusuf Al-‘Ammaar
Ahmad ‘Eed Abu-Hawraan
All told, the Alqaeda organization lost 76 total yesterday and today in fighting with the SAA and its allies.
Al-Tayha: 2 vehicles were destroyed carrying weapons and ammunition. 6 dead rats counted:
Abu-Jihaad Al-Tunisis (TUNISIAN HYENA CANKER)
The 6th was not identified and is believed to be a foreigner.
Kafr Naasij: More fighting with weapons and ammo seized for distribution to the patriotic Syrian militias. THANK YOU JORDAN, ZIONIST KHAZAR STATE, SAUDI ARABIA FOR THE WONDERFUL CONTRIBUTIONS.
Fighting reported here also: Umm Al-‘Awsaj, Jaydoor Hawraan (SAA artillery bombards hills), Tal ‘Antar, Tal Al-Haarra.
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