ALEPPO: PAKISTANI JIHADIST BUFFOON BLOWS SELF UP BEFORE REACHING TARGET

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ALEPPO:  Not to be outdone by an entire generation of Islamist degenerates and professional clowns, Abu Sind Al-Ansaari, (see photo above) who is believed to be from Pakistan, a notorious breeding ground for gullible pea-brains and assorted derelicts from areas of the world in which you wouldn’t hide your chamberpot, tried his best since the disastrous and puke-inducing efforts to barrel through the gates of the Central Prison to do the same at the gates of Handaraat.  He came out of the Al-Mallaah Farms area in a “BMW” car loaded with C-4 and headed for his destiny.

Since he was speeding – (couldn’t wait for God to open the doors of Valhalla for him) – Syrian Army spotters figured out this clown was up to no good and blinked lights at him to see if he was just some race car driver.  When he wouldn’t stop, they opened fire on his car.  He hurtled forward anyways, disregarding the fusillades of bullets that were now seeking shelter in his accursed carcass.  About 350 yards from his target, he decided to detonate the bombs in his car even though he had accomplished nothing but splatter his earthly remains all around the area.

Investigating crews are trying to find out who this mutton-head was for no reason other than to resolve a bet I made with one of my friends about his being Pakistani.  Otherwise, he would just be left to percolate into the soil as some cheap fertilizer.

 

Al-Baab:  It doesn’t get better than this.  10 ISIS hyenas were involved in a firefight with the SAA about 30kms south of the Turk border.  When they realized things were not going their way, they began to kill one another.  I’m not joking. When 5 of them decided to make smoke for the comfort of Erdoghan’s vast green valleys, the other 5 tried to stop them.  Well, that was quite a SNAFU.  The ones trying to escape shot back at the ones trying to stop the escape.  I was told by Wael that the Syrian Army infantrymen were puzzled for a while as the scavengers were firing at one another.  Eventually, nobody survived except a Tunisian who is not expected to survive his wounds.  There were 9 Europeans among the dead.

 

Handaraat Farms:  The SAA killed 13 rodents belonging to Al-Fawj Al-Awwal and Ahraar Al-Shaam,  after a 6-hour siege initiated by the SAA yesterday.  6 were arrested and are warbling beautifully.

Alaa` Abu-Zayd

Abu Homs (leader of North Rural Aleppo Sector for Ahraar Al-Shaam)

Ahmad Muhammad Tahn

Abu Hamza Atma (reportedly a liaison for Nusra)

No other names reported.

 

Bashkuwy:  SAA destroyed a T-62 tank and an RPG launcher killing 3 rodents from Nusra/Alqaeda.

 

Bashkuwy:  2 bulldozers destroyed and 4 rats killed.

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NEWS AND REPORTS:

Several readers sent this new development to us about the U.S.-Zionist-U.K.-UAE connection. Enjoy and remember my article about Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi:

http://thesaker.is/iraq-arrests-isils-us-israeli-military-advisors-in-mosul/

http://thesaker.is/iraq-arrests-isils-us-israeli-military-advisors-in-mosul/  (Thanks, Sam)

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A Tale of Woe: First, Putin makes double-damned sure Syria cannot defend its airspace, by delaying the S-300 delivery for 5 years before cancelling the signed and sealed contract in 2014, patronisingly citing ‘sanctions’ and sagely opining that Syria has ‘no need’ for the weapon, even though Israeli jets has been on bombing raids over the country since 2007 with complete impunity. Then, when the Yankis join in the merry and cost-free sport, ramping it up to a mass destruction scale and inviting the House Arabs to ‘GitSum’ too, Russia puffs up her blouse for a PR photo only to… Read more »

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Now lets hear your tale of woe Mentat. As much as you try to portray the indefatigable Ziad as some drunk, he is admired and respected by his friends and family and his thousands of readers. Furthermore he is extremely professionally successful. On the other hand, you spend your days trolling this site anonymously. I would love to hear what your children would say about you lol.

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There was a news info a couple of days ago that Western planes have been dropping aid to ISIS and that the Iraqi Army shot down the Western plane and does not coordinate its offensive with the Western ISIS coalition.

This was a message from farsnews. If this was a true story it is a huge deal. But there doesnt seem to be any confirmation or other news outlets that reported that except for maybe alternative news sites. Was there no official message from Iraqi officials to confirm the claims.

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Great job Ziad, thanks.
Go SAA.

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Thanks for the update, Ziad. Appreciate your intrepid efforts.

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Pathetic. You think Ziad has ‘taken the message to heart’. Your just a troll and you have zero effect on anyone.

So, what do your children think of you?

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“When they realized things were not going their way, they began to kill one another.” Well, this is their beliefs in action. No surprises. I wouldn’t be surprised if half of those who tried to flee were intelligence deployed with ISIS. As the walls close in on them, more and more foreign intelligence will be killed, captured, or go MIA. As far as the Pakistanis go, get ready for more of them. Saudi, Turkey and Qatar cannot stand the idea that with Iran’s backing, Syria and Iraq will destroy the ISIS so-called caliphate. I predicted in the past the handing… Read more »

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Dumbass Mentat and Stupid Jason live traumatised with Putin. Dont know why they give to much atention to the Russian President, when he have less to do with this conflict than Obama, Erdoghan, The King of Jordan or The president of Iran. There just some stupid freaks. Really sad, posibly they are the same person or a gay coupple. I think this is more likely since they behave like freaks.

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“He hurled forward anyways, disregarding the fusillade of bullets that were now seeking shelter in his accursed carcass.”

Thank you Ziad”The living Legend”Fadel…

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Ziad, thanks for the excellent post, I am still laughing of Al Baab event, I hope someone got it on camera, it would be an excellent Willie E Coyote moment….since we seem to be lacking Willie E Coyote moment from Syria these days, here it goes one from the Cyborgs of Ukrainian army….what would one expect from a country with Porky as President or dirty Yat as PM ?

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Tikrit should be liberated soon. ISIS fled one of the battlefields again
ISIS terrorists are supposedly booby-trapping everything in Tikrit.

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New map of the battle for Tikrit, now Al Alm is under ISF and ISIS totally surrounded, total defeat is a question of day or two.

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Putin signs law on ratification of $100 billion BRICS New Development Bank deal..http://rt.com/news/238981-putin-signs-brics-bank/. With the hope that jason will comment..

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The British army is creating a special force of Facebook warriors, skilled in psychological operations and use of social media to engage in unconventional warfare in the information age.

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I like the incident in al baab the most

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I’m reading reports terrorists are advancing in N Aleppo. I have a question? Who is providing them with the weapons or manpower to advance? How can a ragtag army with just AK-47’s go on the offensive? I’m hopping someone here knows where this NEW additional support is coming from?

http://syriahr.com/en/2015/03/the-nusra-front-and-islamic-factions-advance-in-the-north-of-aleppo-and-seize-the-village-of-handarat/

http://i.imgur.com/8JfP5dg.jpg

Cool video, you can hear SaaF bombs dropping in background.

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I hear a lot of commenters here say SOHR is total propaganda. While all media is biased, I personal think that’s odd coming from a Pro-Assad site when Pro-Assad media like Far news quotes their articles often. So now is Ziad quoting SOHR news as well? Or someone he sources from or vice versa? SOHR and SyrPer both have similar articles published on the same day march 9th. SyrPer, “10 ISIS hyenas were involved in a firefight with the SAA about 30kms south of the Turk border. When they realized things were not going their way, they began to kill… Read more »

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Details of the battle in Hadaraat by Anna News… In Aleppo,the night March 8 to 9, terrorist groups have once again attacked the army positions around Handaraat village .. The attack began with the detonation of the line of defense in the south of the settlement with the explosion of a BMP-running a suicide bomber, a citizen of Tunisia. It is said that the machine was able to be mined, but the distance was not too great. Immediately after the terrorist suiccide attack started a massive attack on a fortified army by hundreds of militants Dzhebhat An-Nusra Front, Dzhesh Al-Ansar… Read more »

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ANNA News: Summary of events in Syria for 03/08/2015

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ANNA News: Jobar attack from the south – PART 7

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Qamishli, SAMA TV report about SAA and NDF retaking several villages and approaching Tal Hamis.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOFLRorpAc&feature=youtu.be

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After receiving their Hillbilly screed, Dr. Zarif deliciously schools 47 McCainiac Muppets on International Law.

Well, at least the US Congress of AIPAC Quislings has more respect for the leaders of Iran than their own putative pResident, for whom their contempt is now open.

LOL … how long before they will threaten this twisted limp-dick with impeachment?

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Assad informs bemused N.Koreans, “We are the only States with real independence.”

Kim replies, “ROR, I know about us, but why you give away excerrent WMDs, bro? You like USAF in Sylian skies? Begone now, sirry buttnugget!

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Mental,

”Begone now, sirry buttnugget!”

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Why did my post get deleted about Hillary Clinton’s bomb email account and it’s use against Syria. Why is it that Mentat the Troll has around 12 posts here, offtopic, and my one post, ontopic gets banned?

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Mentat Have a read of this:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/10/us-mideast-crisis-syria-outlook-idUSKBN0M616X20150310

Then have a break from here, you’re probably worn out from spending so much time on this site and you need to get yourself a life, take up fishing or something.

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