LATAKIA: Needless to say, the front which Erdoghan dreamt would put Dr. Assad’s home turf under Takfiri MB rule has become a miserable failure. The coastal area of Syria, from Latakia to Tartous Provinces, all the way to the border of Lebanon has seen almost no fighting. An occasional missile might land in the Latakian suburbs, but, hardly distinguishable from a cough, or an hiccup. Once the Kasab crossing was regained by the SAA, the rats found little room to maneuver and were forced to try to resupply by way of neighboring Idlib which is now about to crumble into the hands of the Syrian Army – if reports coming in to our office are veridical.
Kinsibba: The day before yesterday, the SAA asphyxiated a grouping of NATO cannibals at this scenic town. I waited to publish this because I was promised the names of all the carcasses so I could gloat in the face of the rotten, incompetent British spooks in Gaziantep or Incirlik. Using heavy artillery and crack infantrymen, these were identified out of the 68 counted:
“Abu Bakr Al-Muhaajer” (CHECHEN INTESTINAL FISTULA. Id pending)
Maaher Abu Zayd
“Abu Hilaal Al-Leebi” (LIBYAN APE HAIR FOLLICLE)
Mahmoud Al-Haaj Jum’ah
The other carcasses were deemed all foreign and had either no papers or forged papers taken from Syrian refugees in Turkey. 25 were arrested in different conditions of health and are warbling.
Kitf Al-Rummaan: A large cache of arms and ammunition was stored in a cave uncovered by the SAA after monitoring the movements of rodents belonging to Nusra. The SAA invaded the cave and killed 2 vermin inside who tried to defend the treasure in vain. Inside were LAV rockets manufactured in the Zionist Apartheid State which were delivered via Turkey. So much for Turkish criticism of its Zionist allies. The stash was so substantial it would arm an entire brigade of PDC:
Marj Shayli: Another warehouse filled with weapons from Turkey was attacked by SAA and PDC. The structure was designed to be a large shed for tools used by an orchard keeper. Inside were LAV rockets and locally made projectiles.
Syrian Army cleaned out these areas over the last 2 days: Al-Sukkariyya, Rubay’ah, Ghammaam
HOMS, HAMA AND ALEPPO
226 wanted fugitives who had joined Nusra and other Takfiri groups have surrendered to the authorities making the Amnesty Program a complete success. They turned in all their weapons and signed covenants not to engage in any more destruction of their own homeland. Some have volunteered to join the PDC and they will be vetted appropriately. Others will return to as normal a life as they can get given the circumstances.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Anonymous sends this sensible and insightful article about the irrational trend to Islamophobia. I’m beginning to wonder also about Eastwood: