DR. SOROS: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE MY BARREL BOMBS

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I woke up this morning and arrived at my office only to turn on my desktop to see that the heavily compromised Human Rights Watch, an organ of the George Soros empire and the Arabian apes, had condemned our air force’s use of barrel bombs.  I had a huge belly laugh which I want to share with you today.  You see, HRW is a part of the Western propaganda machine which regularly spews out the kind of nonsense designed to stir up negative feelings with headlines usually grabbed by “yellow”, inarticulate,  nausea-inducing “news” sites like Al-Bawaba, Daily Star and Zionist media.  Because these media sites are relatively unknown and unread (unless you are an aficionado of bad grammar, awful syntax and corrupted thought processes), they are the ones to pick up on these themes.  HRW will say anything to discredit our president, Dr. Assad, and to empower the Turk-led failure called the Syrian National Coalition – a group now condemned to oblivion by even former ambassador and present spook and war criminal, Robert Ford.  (By the way, I have come to suspect Alalam as another case in point, but, for other reasons.)

The whole plan, you see, is to try to get the Syrian military to stop killing terrorists supported by Human Rights Watch and its principals.  Of course, that’s not going to happen any time soon.  Moreover, it is my fervent hope that more of these barrel bombs are dropped over the heads of the Alqaeda and ISIS rats sent to Syria by HRW’s favorite champions: the United States, Britain and Saudi Arabia.  The United States, you ask?  HRW is based in New York City and, like SOHR, is an arm of not only the Soros Open Society Foundation and the Arabian monkeys, but, also of the CIA.  Whenever HRW says anything about Syria, prepare for something – the Brits or the Americans are cooking up something – and it’s always noisome and malicious, hence the Persian expression: بوي بريطانيائي  or “it smells of British”.  HRW is our parakeet in the mines.  It warns you when the imbeciles at Langley or Vauxhall Cross are about to fly a kite to see how far it will go.

Think also of Stefant DeMistura’s plot to engineer a “freeze” in the fighting in Aleppo to give the terrorist rodents a chance to regroup, resupply and recharge themselves.  It may even be his plan to offer them safe passage toward their beloved Recep Tayyip Erdoghan, who, with a new American commitment to build up a “moderate” Syrian military force in Turkey, Jordan, Saudi Arabia and Qatar (oh, will the Saints protect us?), is now on the team dedicated to increasing the internal destruction of Syria.  The U.N. is in on the plan and Dr. Assad knows it.

Our barrel bombs are a thing of beauty.  Incredibly accurate despite what the liars at HRW and AI say.  The fins you see on the body of the cylinders are intended to give the projectiles stability to insure precise placement.  Our bombs are filled with all the ingredients necessary to send the enemy straight to the bowels of Hades without the need for medical intervention.  The ball bearings, nails, dross, bullet jackets, among other tiny objects, are meant to penetrate the skulls of vermin no matter how thick their crania may be.  Designed like a sleek, but somewhat crude, rocket, they are dropped very accurately over the exact place where our intelligence sources tell us the vultures are hiding.  They are dropped mostly by Hind helicopters which hover at sufficiently high altitudes to completely conceal their presence – to muffle the sound of the rotors mercifully holding up our heroic soldiers as they perform their solemn duties in killing pests.

The sound of a barrel bomb swishing through the air only to ignite when it touches the earth must be tantamount to a symphony by Shostakovich, rich in texture but with an explosive coda or finish. I can hear the tympani drums rolling amidst a soaring chorus of horns, brass and strings.  It is, indeed, a thing of beauty.

   Shostakovich seen here contemplating his unfinished symphony: “Barrel Bomb Symphony Number 7 in D Minor”.

Some might argue that HRW is merely trying to rebut Dr. Assad’s recent assertion that the Syrian military does not use barrel bombs, and, in so doing, cast doubt upon his credibility.  But, if that were so, it doesn’t absolve HRW of the accusation that it works for dark and insidious forces.  However, let us tell the world, the SAA does not use “barrel bombs”.  They are not called barrel bombs in Syria!  They are referred to in Arabic as “vertical bombs” which is why Dr. Assad told Jeremy Bowen of the BBC, during a typically inane interview, that he did not believe the military used “barrel bombs”.  So much for HRW and the BBC, for that matter.

So, in closing, let me once again reiterate my affection for the “vertical bomb”.  Each time it is dropped over the heads of vermin, let a clergyman, of whatever faith,  bless it and infuse it with accuracy, sanctity and lethality.  May the terrorists rest in the Inferno.

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A Challenge to all SyrPer Readers, incl. our Esteemed Author, Ziad The Infadel, Esq.:

Without consulting anywhere else, outline in [at max.] 5 brief points the prerequisite political conditions under which you personally would feel sufficiently provoked to lead or join an armed revolt/rebellion/revolution against the government under the jurisdiction of which you normally reside?

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To compare the Barrel-Bombs with shostakovichs symphonies is not “to bad”…. Symphonie Number seven, the co called “Leningrad”, in C Major is by far the most famous – with four parts WAR Remember, Wide Homeland and Victory how “nice” from Leningrad to aleppo………..

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That interview which Assad gave to Jeremy Bowen of the BBC was hilarious regarding the MSM obsession with ‘barrel’ bombs. Assad was playing with Bowen who was demanding an admission of guilt for using such horrendously inhumane weapons. Assad never actually said the words: “we do not use barrel bombs”. He said: “we do not use barrels; we do not use pots; like any other military we use guns, bullets and bombs.” Bowen missed the sarcastic dismissal (maybe due to translation issues) and after the interview wrote on the BBC website: “Barrel bombs are cylindrical metal containers containing large amounts… Read more »

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Anything that is cylindrical with TNT in it is a “barrell bomb”.

Heres hope of continous barrell bombing on the western supported radical Islamists. Why should we use expensive rockets on Al Qaida Fighters, they are not worth it.

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Nice post Ziad. Vertical bombs are a thing of beauty, from the military view. By the way. All bombs are “barrel bombs.” That is what a bomb is. An explosive in a cylinder. The western propaganda is just plain silly. As if a “barrel bomb” was somehow “unfair.” The jargon of the propagandists is stupid. By the way, the Zionist/NATO definition of a “terrorist” is someone who shoots back.

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Regarding the BB illustration: whoever can successfully compress 900 kg of TNT into a standard oil barrel may also collect the next Nobel in Physics, as the volume is 159 liters and the density 1.65 g/cm³, giving a solid filled weight of 262.4 kg, i.e. less than one third of that claimed. Still, every miracle is possible in propaganda, I suppose. OTOH, however, The Infadel once again by design misses the point of the wider debate — namely that even given the best targeting intelligence and purest intentions, a BB dropped from ~5km up in even the slightest breath of… Read more »

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My very strong criticism of the SAA’s use of the barrel bomb, is that the SAA does not use enough of them . I believe that they should be used much more often.The SAA should not feel ashamed for the use of a weapon which is very effective against rat fortifications. We all know that there are no civilians in areas that are active battle zones such as jobar. The only reason the west protests the barrel bomb is because it is effective in killing rats and destroying their fortifications. BTW I have never heard the west protest car bombs… Read more »

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The BBC, HRW, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, et al, can go fuck themselves with a broom handle. They’re worried about so-called “barrel bombs” being unguided and causing “collateral damage”? What about the tens of thousands of conventional unguided bombs (so-called “dumb bombs”) that were dumped on the Iraqi population during the first Gulf massacre of 1991? These weapons of mass slaughter came in four types: the Mk 82 (500 lbs), Mk 83 (1,000 lbs), Mk 84 (2,000 lbs), and the M117 (750 lbs). In all some 150,000 to 170,000 of these bombs were dropped during the holocaust, leaving Iraq decimated. Assad’s… Read more »

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“Barrel Bomb Symphony Number 7 in D Minor”.
Ziad you really made me laugh tru the whole article this time but…..that thing with the Barrel Bomb Symphony just cracked me !!!! hahahahah let them rain all over those rats!

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Syrian Su-22 bombing terrorists in al-Mallah – Aleppo — watch Video
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“All bombs are explosive filled ‘barrels’ but come in different shapes and sizes.

“Why is a barrel shaped bomb dropped directly over a target from a near static platform less accurate than a phallic shaped one dropped from a jet flying at 500 mph? What forces other than gravity and wind speed make barrel shaped bombs fly so wildly off target compared say to a dropped brick?

“Barrel bombs are infinitely more accurate than explosive filled Calor gas canisters (or barrels) that the terrorists frequently lob into civilian areas.”

From the Guardian (www.guardian.co.uk) newspaper about one hour ago.

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Barrel Bombs are conventional weapons, the west tries to link to WMD because of its effectiveness in killing rats. Whenever I see a NGO or any idiotic newspaper complaining about barrel bombs in Syria I think about the widely used WMD depleted uranium used by the US, NATO ans Israel in the latest wars, this is war crime and may them all be judged as criminals for using it. Let the barrel bombs fly and clean Syria from the rat infestation.

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After 3 years Jobar still under rat control will we ever see for the late 2017 the SAA in control of this district?

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Look at all these foreign ‘delegations’ visiting Damascus hoping to coax Syria into implementing the political solution while giving some oxygen to Putin’s efforts for the regime change lite scenario. These delegations pretend to be in Syria against their own government’s will or else they feign to be sympathetic to Arab causes and peoples, particularly the Palestinian, but in all likelihood their visit has been prearranged with their war mongering governments back home. Their talk of implementing or supporting the political solution is the primary proof that they are on the same page as their war criminal governments. As for… Read more »

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Folks, please forgive this relatively long post. I hope I made it worth your 2 minutes to read. Mentat, your concern for the rights of the innocent is commendable. And, given my observations on this board over the last few months, I can say with certainty that your concerns for the innocent are shared by those who support the Syrian government and the SAA, too. No one in their right mind or who isn’t possessed by a demon can relish the killing of unarmed men, women and children. On a strategic level, deliberately targeting civilians and killing dozens of them… Read more »

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Sorry for the double posting. I thought it didn’t go through the first time.

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@Mental.. Probably the first time he says something coherent.. albeit comes from an interesting question.. What will justify an armed Insurgency against a government? Complete repression and totalitarian government + that have a very destructive policy and people feel no future or economic progress. That said Democracy means SHIT.. is not about democracy but about development.. Assad when was a dictator was a very forward looking President ,and had a very prosperous nation with a GDP of 7%+.. not with crime or money laundering or human traffiquing but with real work.Exporting Food. Womens had the same value and rights of… Read more »

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I need one of these barrel bombs of for my snoopy korean Neighbour .

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Feature: Smuggling Lebanese mazout to Syria new profitable business

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An interestingly outspoken article on Sisi’s Egypt, from a Northern Neighbour.

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A reciprocal challenge to Mentard, Esq.: Outline in [at max.] 5 brief points the political conditions under which YOU personally felt sufficiently provoked to join or actively support the IRA’s armed revolt/rebellion/revolution against the British invaders. In other words, ‘brave Sir Mentard’ what did YOU do to support your own country’s struggle against British colonialism? Did you ever ‘strike a blow for freedom?’ # Please, no “attempted evasion” by saying “that’s not what I asked you.” You are not running this show. Methinks it’s time you answered some of OUR questions. I anticipate an honest account of your freedom-fighting exploits… Read more »

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In other words, in answer to a clear challenge to ‘put up or shut up’ You did nothing, both now and then …. you were obviously a British collaborator.

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“only to turn on my desktop to see that the heavily compromised Human Rights Watch, an organ of the George Soros empire and the Arabian apes, had condemned our air force’s use of barrel bombs. I had a huge belly laugh which I want to share with you today.”

heheheh hihihih