DAYR EL-ZOR: Well, with every invasion there are “monsters in human shape” (as Syrian F.M. Waleed Al-Mu’allem once said famously to Ban Ki Moon). But there are also invasions of insects brought in by those same monsters from faraway lands. In Dayr El-Zor and its environs the parasite du jour is sarcoptes scabiei, an itch mite which is most contagious after sexual contact and which causes violent itching that many times leads to secondary infections.
So besides dysentery, tuberculosis, AIDS, typhus and a multitude of other conditions endemic to Saudi Arabia, the rats of ISIS have now introduced this new species of filth taken straight from the pederasts of Arabia. Thank you, ISIS for this new addition. The condition is reportedly rampant now in the city and suburbs.
Huwayjat Al-Sakr: The SAA with help from the Shu’ytaat Tribe destroyed a pickup with 23mm cannon and killed all 3 of its passengers and 2 other terrorists in a Chevrolet:
‘Abdul-Khaaliq Jaassem Hammaad
Suhayl Al-Jabboori (IRAQI SQUID SUCKER)
The others were all foreign with no papers.
The West Line (Al-Khatt Al-Gharbi): Tribal fighters and SAA fought a battle with ISIS. No details.
Tayyim Line: Close to the oil fields. Fighting with no details after ISIS tried to attack military checkpoints.
‘Ayyaash Village: Huge battle involving SAA, PDC and Shu’aytaat tribal fighters killed tens of ISIS terrorists in this wide-ranging battle over the spoils of a warehouse loaded with weapons, ammunition and crates of rockets, missiles and explosives. Most of the contents were recovered by the SAA and much distributed to the tribal fighters and the PDC.
Al-Bughayliyya: The ISIS murderers tried to take back this village from the SAA after losing it in a humiliating defeat. They attacked at all entryways and were repulsed. No details.
Tal Al-Hajeef West: Tribes and SAA took on ISIS to stop an attempted infiltration to the Television and Radio Broadcasting Station. The ISIS criminals never made it. All dead terrorists were foreign.
WHO IS KHAALID KHOJA? HOW COME IT RHYMES WITH ENVER HOXHA? BECAUSE HE’S NOT ARABIC. HE’S A TURK!
The slimy rat idiot Turk poses in front of the French Mandate flag of Syria – the mark of treason. This compradorist Turk pretends to represent the Syrian people who don’t even know he exists. He will be interviewed soon by Brunhilde Liebesbombe of the Mercury News Service.
He can’t deny it. He is not an Arab. He is a Turk. His last name is the equivalent of the late Albanian leader’s name: Hoxha (pronounced: hoja or khoja). He claims to have been born in Damascus in 1965 which makes him exactly 50 years old. After some studies in Libya where the benign dictator Qadhdhaafi ruled, he returned to Turkey in 1985 to study medicine at Izmir University. He received the Turk equivalent of a quack’s M.D. in 1995 and worked in private clinics.
Here is what I know from sources in Damascus. This liar was never in any prison and was never arrested at the age of 15 years. He never escaped prison to seek asylum in Turkey; escape is something that is very difficult to do in Syria especially for a 17 year-old nincompoop like this. His father and mother reside in the Emirates because they were able to swindle many Syrians out of their money in several confidence scams and fled the country before the Bureau of Economic Crimes got to them. His only interest in battling the Assad government is to avoid arrest if he tries going back to Damascus to claim many of his parents’ unlawfully obtained properties. Khoja is a nobody to the Syrian government. Not one single Syrian official has even mentioned his name. His Syrian passport (now expired) is a forgery. He has exclusive Turkish citizenship and travels on Turk documents. He had Turk citizenship at the time he was born. The attempt to lend him a profile of an oppressed and tyrannized Syrian falls on incredulous ears
So why vote for somebody who’s not even Syrian? Because that’s what will keep Saudi Arabia and Turkey happy. This mole, essentially, speaks Arabic with a thick accent. Those of us who have heard him speak can tell you there’s a curious artificiality to his put-on Damascene accent. The Syrian people have rejected him and view him as nothing more than another stooge. His first language is Turkish.
As you know, previous lackeys like Haadi Bahraa, Ghassaan Hitto, Burhaan Ghalyoon, George Sabraa and Ahmad Mu’aadh Al-Khateeb, all had terms up to 6 months only. This dude is in for a newly established one year stint as resident quack. He will, of course, renew his presidency (yawn) for another year after which time the jig will be up and nary a soul will mention the NATIONAL COALITION FOR SYRIAN REVOLUTION AND something or another.
SAUDI ARABIAN FOREIGN POLICY A LAUGHING STOCK:
Saudi Foreign Minister, Sa’ood Al-Faysal, always wears a cast around his neck just in case someone tries to behead him in the mythical Kingdom of Saudi Scarabia.
The Saudis are accustomed to having everything their way. That’s because there’s oil under their sands – oil which was discovered by white people; which is being exploited by white people in the interest of white people and oriental people; which is being pumped by indigenous, but hated, Sh’is in the eastern part of the Peninsula for white people; and which the white people sell at a profit to the world and give the Saudi suckers a small fraction of the monies they collect from other white people and oriental people. It’s all very neat. It’s pure economics. Money is power.
Yeah. That is until they came up against the Ba’ath Party, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, Russia and Iran. Not to mention Hizbollah and the vast majority of Syrians. The Saudis just don’t get it. And they never will.
The captain of their foreign policy – if you can call arming, training and financing terrorists a foreign policy – is one “Prince” Sa’ood A-Faysal. His brother, “Turkey” (it’s how I spell it) was formerly chief of the Saudi “Intelligence” agency. Sa’ood is very distinctive, not because of the anti-beheading plaster cast around his neck, but, because when he speaks he sounds like he’s drunk. Now, it could be he’s got some neurological problem which might explain why Saudi foreign policy has become a topic of conversation at many brown baggers where the focus is almost always on today’s newest Saudi blunder. Or, maybe, he is really 3 sheets to the wind.
He stutters. Mutters. Splatters. Hisses. Retches. Gargles. Garbles. Muffles. And, last but not least: fuddles and fudges. Most diplomats, especially top diplomats, are noted for their elegant speech. They should be refined, imbued with that finesse one associates with the finest Neapolitan pickpockets. But not this dude. Besides having certain speech impediments occasioned by either heavy drinking or some congenital tick specific to Arabians, he consistently exudes an aura of rudder-less-ness – neither here nor there – a ship in the doldrums, with a crew of Wahhabists unwilling to break out of their siesta to pull at the oars which will take them into the windswept wonder of that constantly changing sea of sand drifts and dried camel dung.
They rail at the Iranians and Russians whom they believe to be responsible for their abject failures in ousting Dr. Assad. Sa’ood Al-Faysal is especially aggrieved because he is responsible for fixing diplomatic problems. Why, he just visited Moscow and talked to Mr. Putin to convince him, one last time, to abandon Assad and turn to the Dark Side of the Force. Bandar did the same thing and even displayed his big trump card, the terrorists of Chechnya just before the Sochi Olympiad. It didn’t work. Yiddish people use this appropriate expression: “gor nicht helfen”.
And now, to really punish them for not kneeling before the wishes of their leaders, the Saudis have decided to increase production of oil, selling at remarkably reduced rates, in order to crush the economies of Russia and Iran. This is all being orchestrated with the sanctions regime imposed by the feckless Obama regime. Soon, or so the Saudis think, the Russians and Iranians will cave in. In actuality, it appears the EU is caving in. Even the French president, who is considered a stooge of the Arabians, is declaring the sanctions a disaster. German corporate big-wigs are warning Schlampe Merkel that billions of euros are at stake given Germany’s interlocked economy with Russia’s.
So, as the Saudi regime notices its deficits are increasing while Iran’s self-sustaining economy is burgeoning despite all the nonsense about sanctions; and while Putin decides whether Europe should have a particularly cold winter this year; the Syrian Army continues to blast away at Arabia’s favorite child molesters, disease-carrying rats, cannibals and savages while the wolves gather around the KIng Abdullah’s castles in Riyadh and Jedda – while Iran perseveres and plans for the Saudi Armageddon Sa’ood Al-Faysal so richly deserves.
PHOTO OF THE WEEK: (Sent on Twitter)
A photo of a Syrian PDC lioness liaised with the Republican Guard
NEWS AND REPORTS:
Penny the Sleuth treats the new SNC head with the contempt he so richly deserves:
Ziad already told you that the ISIS movement is run by the United States out of the Ankara Embassy. Global Research thinks it might be Baghdad iself:
Global Research is wrong about the embassy which runs ISIS. I believe it’s in Ankara under Ambassador Riccardione. They think it’s in Baghdad. Let’s see how smart P.M. ‘Abbaadi is:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Anon.)