PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS ANOTHER FINAL FAREWELL TO BANDAR BIN SULTAAN

He bade the hirsute half-breed rodent/ape once before a fond farewell; that was in 2014 when Bandar bin Sultaan (a/k/a bin Shaytaan) was sacked as head of Saudi Arabia’s ineptly and inaptly-named “General Intelligence Bureau” by his now putrescent, decomposing simian uncle, King ‘Abdullah bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez.  In exchange for his humble acceptance of the discharge, he was made head of the kingdom’s National Security Council, a sinecure, really, for failed members of the House of Saud who just don’t get it, and never will.  Well, the new monarch, not as retarded or addled as we originally might have thought, has given Bandar and his son, Salmaan, the final, decisive kick in the pants.  He has been asked to step down from everything.  No explanation was given and why waste time, anyways?

One again, President Assad reiterates all his valedictions to the following marginalized bladders of ignoble gases who demanded he step down: Guido Westerwelle, Sergio Berluscony, Robert Ford, Hillary Clinton, Jose Zapatero, Mohamed Morsi, Nicolas Sarkozy, King ‘Abdullah of KSA, Prince Hamad and Madame Banana….and now…..once again……Bandar bin Sultaan.  Ta Ta.  Aufwiedersehen.  Adieu.  A bien tot. Arrivederci. Khodaa Haafez. See ya latah alligata. See ya soon baboon. Sayonara. Ja-Jinn. On yong oh seh yo. Hasta la Vista.  It was nice while it lasted.  Oh, I forgot, and Kiss off!

The resemblance is uncanny. This is Bandar’s maternal uncle, Shimandar bin Kong bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez.

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Sicel Joe
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Again Ziad! A roaring howl from your simian caricatures!!! I feel bad for monkeys, chimps, baboons, orangutans and gorillas that have to be compared to these spineless bacterial verterbates!

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with the rebel losses mounting. one must ask just how many virgins are there in heaven. it sounds like a massive over population problem? if the ladies are looking down on the battle field they must be perturbed by the ever increasing ugliness of the rebels . the virgins will be really earning their money when the time comes. sometimes being a whore as its advantages

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See ya soon baboon more likely see ya never baboon, may his degenerate illness be expediting him to hell where he will meet some of his rat friends and comprades. This is a dead meat as far I am concerned. Sayonara.

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Even by the official MSM the overall
number of IS-rats were downgraded
meanwhile to as low as 20 000.
Short time before obviously for
certain propaganda and brainwashing
effect the MSM exaggerated this figure
to well over 100 000.
This card-house built up will fall together
in the next weeks or months.

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Hahaha.!! Good one Ziad. You one funny fella 🙂 And nassrallah speech yesrerday was Awesome.

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CIA tested 25 bombs before helping Mossad kill top Hezbollah figure – report

http://rt.com/news/228151-cia-mossad-hezbollah-killing/

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he was made head of the kingdom’s National Security Council, a sinecure, really, for failed members of the House of Saud who just don’t get it, and never will

We have something similar at my place of work, we call that department special project

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What exactly is the relationship between the Hariri family and the Saudi “royal” family? I believe Rafiq was a bastard son of a Saudi whore who got fucked by a member of the House of Saud. No?

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Hirsute half-breed rodent/ape.. . <- +1 !

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So long bandar. Your next home shall be in a travelling sub saharan sideshow where you beat your chest and tear phonebooks in half for a modest stipend and a straw lined cage.

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Thanks for another hilarious post Ziad, old school is the best.

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The other night on TV I watched ‘Carry On Up The Planet Of The Apes’ or some such movie. I was reminded, as the SFX-ed orangutans and mandrills pranced and screeched — of the unlovely Bandar, and how poorly his phizz compared, to the handsome gibbon and the wise and gentle Orang Pendek. I imagined his Execrableness plopped on a ratty divan in Fez, scratching his behind and weeping abstractedly, as he contemplated life on the scrapheap. Ziad, you are the keeper of the Grail of Idiots, who counted out a good man, and who were turned as we say… Read more »

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LMAO hopefully nutjobyahood and erdoggy are next