Faleeta: The airwaves are on fire with hilarious reports from irrelevant western dilettantes claiming Nusra managed to move into Syria by defeating the arrayed forces of Hizbollah and the SAA at the Masroob Crossing in Faleeta. Well, we love to rain on their parade because the evidence is now in and it is compelling. The number of dead Nusra rats exceeds 80 as of this afternoon’s count. The good guys only lost 8. Nusra has withdrawn in humiliation.
Nusra is in serious trouble in the Lebanon. The snow is falling with dreadful consistency and the temperatures at night are dangerously low. Unless Nusra and ISIS can find refuge in Syria at lower levels, they stand to become extinct at the hands of General Winter, the same officer who annihilated Napoleon and Hitler.
Martabiyya Crossing: At a meeting of major Nusra leaders held to discuss how they can get more of their rodents out of Lebanon and into the warmer lower climates of the Qalamoon foothills, one thing was missing. That thing was secrecy because, you see, the SAA had prior notice of the meeting and ordered artillery pieces fixed on that location. Once the Howitzers opened fire, 6 Nusra rat leaders were torn to shreds while another 17 of their rodent accomplices were wounded and heading for their Zionist home for treatment. Many did not make according to some reports. Boo hoo hoo.
Khaan Al-Shayk: A huge warehouse on the Four Seasons Boulevard with new weapons from the Zionist Apartheid State and bought by the Saudi monkeys was assaulted by SAA and PDC. Defending the warehouse was a clutch of Kuwaitis, Saudis, Jordanteezians and Egyptians. They were decimated by Shilkas, their rodent carcasses splattered like purple cabbage in a blender.
Khaleel Al-‘Utayba (KUWAITI ZIT)
‘Abdul-Sattaar Al-Khudhr (KUWAITI DUNG COLLECTOR)
‘Abdul-Samee’ Khayrullaah (SAUDI BABOON EXCREMENT)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Ghaamidi (SAUDI COCKROACH OF HADHRAMI ORIGIN)
Maymoon Raatib (EGYPTIAN SNAKE SPITTLE)
Maalik Shuhra (EGYPTIAN STOOL SAMPLE)
Mustafaa Al-Daamooni (JORDANTEEZIAN SWINE DNA STRAND)
Another 2 were not identified.
City: 202 new candidates for Amnesty gave up their weapons and signed covenants to abjure terrorism.
Doumaa: ‘Alloosh is definitely working for the Syrian government now as he tries to improve his position to avoid the ugly fate that awaits all miscreants. Yesterday and today, his Jaysh Al-Islam fought a vicious battle for their very existence against Jaysh Al-Umma. According to early reports, ‘Alloosh’s group arrested the leader of the Jaysh Al-Umma and his son:
“Abu Subhi Taahaa” (full id pending)
and his public relations idiot with another 13 confederates. Jaysh Al-Islam announced a curfew in the areas it controls. Good show, Alloosh.
Hasnu Village in the Sa’sa’ area: A nest of rats was destroyed. No details.
Dr. Assad eyeballs (no pun intended) a T-72 tank in Jawbar. The town is about to be liberated.