AL-RAQQA: Syrian Perspective is delighted to report 2 wonderful and heartwarming events: the first is the internal degeneration of ISIS. Oh, don’t believe the Western liars who keep pumping up this old candle that’s been burning at both ends for far too long. Everybody in the West has a stake in keeping the myth of the ISIS dragon alive. But, ISIS is beginning to show the most obvious signs of an internal metastatic cancer that is inoperable and impervious to treatment of any kind. To prove that, we have our second event. On Tuesday January 27, 2015, a reported 65 Saudis and UAE citizens were executed for desertion on order of the Caliph of Kaka, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi. This all came in reports from loyal Syrian citizens in the city who are part of the resistance to ISIS.
The details are that these Saudis and UAE apes, most of whom were sent to Syria by their own countries to participate in the “Jihad” with Jabhat Al-Nusra defected for reasons unknown to the ISIS group. When ISIS was branded a “terrorist organization” by Saudi Arabia, they knew they would not be greeted warmly by the authorities in their own country, which, ironically, is one of the founding members of ISIS! Ha. Ha. Ha.
Well, couple that with the catastrophe at Kobane and you have some disgruntled and disillusioned Islamist fighters. They conspired to escape by pretending to go off on a shopping spree. On that Tuesday they left their weapons behind in a show of nonchalance to be absorbed by the hated “morals police” as proof of their intent to merely purchase some much needed merchandise. They did not get very far because a snitch inside the group alerted the devils of ISIS. Their intention was to reach a smuggling route between Syria and Turkey at Al-Munbatih. As soon as they reached a point 1 km away from the city on the northern side, their vans were stopped by 4 vehicles and all the rodents had to disembark – all 65 of them.
According to sources in Al-Raqqa, they were forced to confess to desertion and were tried on the spot in a makeshift “religious court” officiated by some orangutan pretending to be a legal scholar. He was quick to find them guilty of the following charges: 1. Desertion in the face of the infidel enemy; 2. attempting to take refuge in a country of infidels. The sentence? Guess what. Well, it wasn’t probation or under advisement.
They were taken to an undisclosed location now known for its ruggedness in an area called Al-Hoota where they were tossed unceremoniously into a natural cavity in the earth. How ignoble. The source of this information is a medical professional in Al-Raqqa whose name cannot be revealed.
The rats of ISIS are now paranoid. They have doubled morals police patrols, reinstituted a curfew and intensified fortifications to insure their stalwart, loyal and committed jihadists don’t try something like this again. Hey, if ISIS continues to rid the world of such vermin, how can we protest? Don’t laugh your heads off. It’s true.