DAMASCUS: NOOSE TIGHTENS AROUND ‘ALLOOSH’S NECK

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DAMASCUS:

Doumaa: Cringing in his suped up spider hole somewhere in ‘Aaliya Farms, Zahraan ‘Alloosh or “Commander Withdrawal”, as he is known unaffectionately by his fellow rats,  must be thinking about the afterlife.  There is a unit of the Military Intelligence Directorate which is tasked with both pursuing him and putting a bullet neatly in his head.  Why, yesterday, in Hawsh Al-Dhawaahira, just east of Doumaa, the SAA plowed through a pack of his rodents killing these:

Zuhayr Al-Biqaa’iy

Shaadi Al-Urfali

Jamaal Al-Bakkaar

Mahmoud Qattaan

‘Imaad Al-Subayhi (LIBYAN MACACQUE MONKEY)

Waseem Al-‘Adhmada 

Another 2 could not be identified.

 

Doumaa:  At ‘Alloosh’s Al-‘Aaliya and Al-‘Ibb Farms, the SAA and SAAF killed a total of 26 Jaysh Al-Islam (yawn) rats.  They have not sent me any names.  All Syrians, apparently.

 

AND LAST, BUT, NOT LEAST.  It appears that another rat gang killed off one of ‘Alloosh’s lieutenants.  Thanks to our reader, Dany the Fatso, we have learned of this rat’s departure in Doumaa:

 

‘Alloosh rat commander, Yousif ‘Abdul-Wahhaab (a/k/a “Abu Saalih), was assassinated by a rival group, probably Tawheed, in Al-Rayhaan, near Doumaa.  (Thanks, Dany)

 

Misraabaa:  At the entryway near the Hamza bin ‘Abdul-Muttalib Mosque southeast of Harastaa, these vultures were turned into carrion themselves by the SAA:

Ahmad Khaan Zutuloff (CHECHEN SKUNK MERD AND ODOR PARTICLE)

Al-Shareef bin ‘Atiyya (LIBYAN PREJURASSIC SKUNK)

‘Umar-Zaada (AFGHAN WORM MERCHANT AND FRUIT FLY BREEDER. Identified by prisoner.)

Shaakir Al-‘Aatib

Muhammad Rabee’ Abu-Raashid

Another 3 could not be identified.

 

Harastaa:  5 rats confirmed killed southeast of the Reservation Center.  Another rat was killed east of the Shammoot Company.  He was caught trying to steal apricot paste (Qamardeen). 

 

Irbeen:  A whole bunch of rabid skunks belonging to Nusra went to their favorite sewer in Hell yesterday courtesy of the SAA and PDC:

Mahmoud Ka’roos (rodent leader)

Al-Haadi Al-Huloomi (TUNISIAN TARANTULA DROPPING)

Wafeeq Muhammad

Muhammad Badreddeen

‘Ali Nawfal

 

Khaan Al-Shaykh:  An attempt to infiltrate out of this area from the Four Seasons toward the Al-Salaam Highway was a total disaster for the Nusra rats.  I have no names.

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Erdal)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Canthama
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Canthama

Tick tack tick tack, time to die Chemical Alloush. May this day be soon, Ghouta is in a good way to be liberated.

Nobilitatis
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Nobilitatis

I do not understand why they are so eager to kill him. Don’t they want him to confess about some chemical incidents?

ziad
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ziad

hope Alloosh will manage to have his last farm fresh eggs for BK,,we would not want him departing to hell on an empty stomack ,,btw was that story about 30k rats leaving Allepo confirmed? and another question,why is the army using civilian type transportation to carry artillery pices all the time,don’t they have assault army vehicles like any other pro conventional army? I always see jerry rigged or home made armoured civilian pick up trucks ,wasup with that?

ariston
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ariston

Uaaaaaau!!! Was it a sniper bullet in that video ???

gimli
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gimli

Yes it was

CHEVI789
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Read my post on that video, the bullet had clearly ripped away his hair on his head, he is a dead man contrary to one asshole claiming he got up in another video which he did not post a link to.

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