ZIBDEEN LIBERATED BY SYRIAN ARMY; ALLOOSH COUNTS HIS HOURS

A Syrian soldier

Zibdeen:  The announcement has not been formally made in the Syrian state media, but, we now know that the SAA and the NDF have wiped out 95% of the rat presence here as special operations forces continue the search for about another 200 die-hard vermin whose luck has mostly run out.  The largest force here was the Islamic Union of Syria’s Soldiers (Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaami li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam, yawn).   Yesterday, the SAA killed these hyenas:

Suhayl ‘Ubaydaat (JORDANTEEZIAN LOUSE SPUTUM)

Ra’ad Al-Saalem

Muhammad Al-Munaadi

Wafiy ‘Umar Hakeem

Another 7 were not named.

 

Hawsh Al-Dhawaahira on the border of N/E Doumaa Farms:  If you look at the map, you can see the noose tightening around the spindly throat of the King of Rats, Zahraan ‘Alloosh.  We are so certain of this, we are planning to send his family in Saudi Scarabia a condolence card before the formal announcement of his descent to Hell.  Yesterday, the SAA killed these members of his Jaysh Al-Islam (yawn):

Faarooq Wazzaan

Nabeel ‘Adas

Muta’ Idrees

Mustafaa Al-Rahwaan

 

Note: About 4 days ago, ‘Alloosh ordered the execution of a citizen for what he alleged was “spying” for the Syrian government.  His body was later exhibited as some warning.  It has backfired, according to our source, the citizens of Doumaa has intensified their reproachful demonstrations and have asked the SAA for arms to snipe at ‘Alloosh’s rodents.

Doumaa at the Al-Rawdha Mosque:  4 JI-‘Alloosh rats were confirmed killed with 15 others confirmed wounded by the SAA.  In the process of killing and disabling these plague-carrying vermin, the SAA destroyed 3 pickups with 23mm cannons:

 

Misraabaa:  A nest southeast of Harastaa was invaded and annihilated by the SAA:

‘Ammaar Shaykhli (KUWAYTI SLUM-RODENT and a relative of an Al-Jazeera reporter known as a typical Iraqi slattern)

 

‘Ayn Turmaa:  This was liberated by the SAA on October 11, 2014.  There are some criminals left, however, and the SAA must deal with them.  Yesterday, a gang of 3 terrorists was liquidated.  They belonged to the Ajnaad Al-Shaam group.

 

Tal Kurdi Farms:  Fighting with no details.

 

Zamalkaa and ‘Ayn Turmaa:  A reported 9 rodents killed.  I have no details.

 

Jawbar: At the Teachers’ Tower, a confirmed 4 dead rats and several taken prisoner.

 

Al-Jaraajeer Town in the Qalamoon:  Another failed Nusra infiltration across rugged pathways from Lebanon met with disastrous results thanks to excellent Intel and SAA alertness.  A reported 10 rodents from Nusra went down the main gutter to the Big Sewer awaiting them.  No names.

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