“What do you mean Assad won’t forgive me? I never meant what I said about ‘Alawis. Some of my best friends are ‘Alawis.”
The news is hot from Hama and Der’ah thanks to the illustrious flop-leader of the SRF (Syrian Revolutionaries’ Front), Jamaal Ma’roof, whose own hometown of Dayr Sunbul (Hama) was overrun by Qatari-financed Nusra terrorist vermin the day before yesterday in a humiliating battlefield turnaround. Ma’roof (a/k/a “Abu Khaaled”) is one of Syria’s most ill-starred rat commanders. He is watching (like ‘Alloosh) the entire dream of an Islamist Syria devoid of minorities go up in flames thanks to his own Arabian allies. This rodent is supported by Saudi Arabia.
Ma’roof has announced that unless he receives help in fighting Nusra, he will disband and withdraw his handful of miserable microbes from Der’ah. This has, in fact, happened as the SRF continues to collapse in the face of the Syrian Army’s assault on the crucial town of Shaykh Miskeen (Var-Dial: Shmiskeen) which is on the verge of falling to the Syrian government. Shaykh Miskeen is not on the Jordanian border, as some sites have asserted, but, it is a conduit for the transport of rats and weapons out of Jordan.
Reports are coming in of Ma’roof having sent his wives and children to Turkey for their own safety because, as SyrPer has learned, there is a contract out for him. He has so little time. His only hope is to realign himself with the Central Government in Damascus. However, his chips are not of value today and it’s doubtful the government will entertain any offers of penitence. The “King of Withdrawal” (Zahraan ‘Alloosh) continues to try to negotiate a life-saving agreement with Damascus, but to no avail. Unless Ma’roof gets out of Syria very soon, we predict his descent into Hell over the next few weeks.
We can now confirm, also, the liberation of Al-Kareem Village located in the Al-Ghaab Valley (Syria’s extension of the Lebanese Biqaa’). Many readers mentioned this in posts to me. It’s true.
This is Ghiyaath Makkees, rat leader of Ahraar Al-Shaam at the Bustaan Al-Qassr Bridge, where he was killed by a rival gang fighting for territory. We extend our middle fingers to the rat family of this vermin and wish him a speedy descent into the bowels of Hell.
Al-Raamoosa: (Under SAA control) The SAA killed 6 rodents yesterday. Only these were Syrians:
Fighting reported in the Old City and Al-Layramoon.
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Raad is back. Hurray) One guy shot his buddy in the foot. I see the Kurds have a sense of humor Hilarious.