Jisreen: ‘Alloosh’s Jaysh Al-Islam took another bloody hit yesterday when 15 of his rodents went down the chute to Hell’s basement. A pack of his rodents was meeting to transmit orders from the Big Rat in the Big Hole in Doumaa when previously alerted SAA and NDF moved in with a Shilka and blew them all into teeny-weeny little molecules:
Muhammad Muzhaffar Ghareeb
Raaghib Muhammad Al-‘Abeet
Makram ‘Ali Al-Shaa’er
No other names were sent.
Al-Seelaan Farms near Doumaa: 4 rodents killed. No names.
‘Irbeen: A great day to be a foreigner in Syria:
Sufyaan Al-‘Uthmaan (SUDANESE NILE SWINE)
Baasim Mahaameed (JORDANTEEZIAN TERMITE DROPPING)
Zamalkaa: 25 confirmed dead vermin, most of them foreigners. Only this one was sent to us:
Sa’eed Bu-Sayrafi (TUNISIAN APE BACTERIA)
Harastaa: Cars Auto Company, 6 rodents were dispatched. Only one was Syrian:
Hassan ‘Abdu Nu’maan
Kafr Batnaa: A warehouse loaded with Saudi-provided weapons and ammo was invaded and siezed. Defending the rat hole were 21 rodents, all foreign. Only this one was identified:
Husaam Al-Bushayri (SAUDI SCORPION SPUNK)
Jawbar near the Jidya Bridge: No details about a firefight.
Al-Zabadaani: At the Al-Sultaaniyya Quarter, a nest of rodents was destroyed and 7 killed. There were wounded survivors.
Daarayyaa: A factory for IEDs, surveillance equipment from ZionLand and precursor chemicals was destroyed near the Associations’ Quarter.
Khaan Al-Shaykh: On-going fighting with no details.