Syrian Perspective is delighted to announce the deaths of over 102 foreign rodents (no thanks to the U.S. and its “allies”) in Dayr El-Zor on Tuesday.
Al-Rushdiyya Quarter: SAA descended like “the wolf on the fold” as foreign heretics awaited their certain death:
- ‘Abdul-Lateef Bin-Yahyaa (LIBYAN SKUNK GLAND)
- Haamid Shakkoor
- Ghaazi Muhammad Ghadeer
- Al-Hassan Al-Saadiq (LIBYAN MOLE SWEAT DROPLET)
- Hussayn Al-Haddaad (IRAQI COYOTE SPITTLE)
Another 17 were not identified yet. All were ISIS.
Al-Jubayla Quarter: A nest of crawling cockroaches was attacked and completely destroyed. Confirmed 22 ISIS insects sent to entomological oblivion.
Huwayqat Sakr: The SAA killed 92 ISIS rodents in a major firefight which saw the rats trying to escape back to the eastern bank of the river. The battle finally ended at the northern edge of Dayr El-Zor and the carcasses were fully counted as of yesterday. All were foreigners. There was not one identifiable Syrian amongst them.
Al-Shaykh Yaaseen: A pickup with a 23mm cannon was destroyed. The 3 rats aboard were incinerated. The truck had Turkish plates.
Fighting heavy in these areas: Al-Sinaa’ah, Al-Rusaafa, Al-‘Urfi, Kinaamaat
WOG RODENT FROM PAKISTAN CROAKS IN SYRIA WITH ISIS IN DECEMBER 2013. OUR HAUNCHES MOON HIS STINKING RODENT FAMILY; OUR MIDDLE FINGERS ARE UPLIFTED TO HIS TERRORIST HERETIC BROTHERS WHO HAVE BROUGHT SHAME TO ISLAM; AND OUR SNOTS ARE EJECTED OUT TO HIS MISERABLE APE-RAT MOTHER AND FATHER. GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH. ENGLAND IS BETTER OFF FOR THIS.
Here he is, and with a face only his mother could love. Iftikhaar Jamaan. He was put to death and sent to a burning Hell in December of 2013. May his family get exactly the same.