THE ISIS HIT-LIST WISH-LIST; THOSE WHO COUNT IN THE WORLD OF DEATH

From Ingmar Bergman’s “The Seventh Seal”  to “Death Wish” to “Final Destination” to “Jaws II”,  the Grim Reaper stalks Crusaders and ordinary, obnoxious teens at every corner. And so it is with ISIS and its notorious bugbear and bete noir, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi.  During the last few days, websites, ISIS Facebook pages, Twitter accounts and mostly the “Canonical Committee of the State of Al-Raqqa” have broddcast the ISIS Wish List for the most “Missable People on Earth”.  Here’s the list as we have compiled it:

SYRIAN HOTEL RAT OPPOSITION:

‘Abdul-Hanaan Wali

‘Abdul-Rahmaan Badirkhaan

‘Abdul-Rahmaan Matar

Ahmad Mu’aadh Al-Khateeb (Anybody remember him?)

Ahmad Naqqaash

Ahmad Zakariyyaa

Ameen ‘Eesu

‘Ammaar Al-Qurabi

‘Ammaar Jallu

Anas Al-‘Ali

Anwaar Al-‘Umar

Ayham Al-Hussayn

Baraa` ‘Aqeel

Fadhl Al-Shaqfa

Firaas Al-Haaj Saaleh

Ibraaheem Al-Haaj ‘Ali

Ibraaheem Hammaad

‘Imaad Ghalyoon

Ismaa’eel Khaleel Hassan

Joanne Sa’doon (Commie hag)

Joanne Ma’mu (Paid to appear on the list as a Christian.  Another Commie)

Kaamel Al-Boordeeni

Kamaal Al-Labwaani (He wants the Zionist to attack Syria and promises to give away the Golan Heights)

Kamaal Al-Taweel

Khaaled ‘Abbu

Khaleel Hamm Surk

Khawla Yusuf

Lumaa Al-Ataasi

Maysaa` Aqbeeq (poss. variant: Uqaybiq)

Muhammad Al-Haaj Saaleh

Muhammad Al-‘Uwayd

Muhammad ‘Awdaat

Muhammad Habash

Muhammad Khaleel

Muhammad Mansoor

Mulhim Al-Husni

Naasser Al-Nuqari

Nizaar Ibraaheem

Radhwaan Ziyaada

Raami ‘Attaar

Rabaab Al-Booti (She should be ashamed to carry that glorious name)

Sadreddeen Al-Bayaanooni

Sameer Al-Mutabanni

Shaadiya Muhammad

‘Umar Al-‘Azhem

‘Umar Idlibi

Yaasseen Al-Haaj Saaleh

Waleed Al-Nabwaani

Zakariyyaa Naasser

 

NOTABLE RELIGIOUS FIGURES IN ARABIA AND ELSEWHERE TARGETED FOR DEATH:

The Rabblerousing Rodent Shaykh, ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Al-Turayfi

The Rabblerousing Rodent Shaykh, ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Al-Fawzaan 

Al-Shaykh Naasser Al-‘Umar

Muhammad Al-Hibdaan

Muhammad Al-Jum’ah

Mousaa Al-Ghinaami

NOTABLE ABSENCES:

King Abdullah of Jordan

Recep Tayyib Erdoghan

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia

Bandar bin Sultaan

Barack Hussein Obama

David Cameron

And the list goes on and on.   I wonder why these fellows were left off.  Mmmmmm.

HECK, IF ISIS IS GOING TO BEHEAD FOLEY AND SOTLOFF, WHY NOT THESE MISCREANTS, WEASELS AND MUTTONHEADS?  GO FOR IT.  WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY UNTIL WE HAVE TO FINISH YOU OFF.  MAY THEY SOJOURN IN HELL. ZAF

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