DAYR EL-ZOR AND THE SMASHED ISIS FLIES ON THE WALL; SYRIAN ARMY REGAINS AL-JADHAL GAS FIELD IN HOMS

القضاء على إرهابيين أجانب.. وإحكام السيطرة على حقل التيم النفطي في دير الزور

THE LAST 4 DAYS HAVE BEEN VERY BAD FOR ISIS.  The lost commanders at the Dayr El-Zor AB cannot be merely replaced as though the cult had some officer training school with rats at the ready, incompetent rubes with fly swatters will be advanced to continue the doomed assault in this superbly protected military asset.  I’m going to start with the least important and take my readers to the real substance of our report.

 

Al-Tayyim Oil Field:  No under complete control of the SAA.  All rodents belonging to ISIS were either killed, captured or kicked out yesterday.  The rodents were seen removing themselves to Al-Muri’iyya and Abu ‘Amr.  The SAA is pursuing them.

 

Al-Huwayqa:  Confirmed 46 rodents killed here.

 

Al-Rushidyya:  Confirmed 9 rodents killed here:

Aamer Hawwaas (EGYPTIAN FLY LARVA)

Adham Mahaameed (RAT FROM DER’AH)

Nassaar Al-‘Abed Saaleh

Saaleh Mahdi Al-‘Abed

Bassaam ‘Alloosh

4 were not identified.

 

Fighting reported in these areas: Al-‘Urdhi, Al-Sinaa’ah, Al-Jubayla. 

 

DAYR EL-ZOR AIRBASE:

We can confirm that the SAA has fired one SCUD-D missile at ISIS rat concentrations east of the base at Jafraa.  The reports are that the explosion was so devastating one could see terrorists driving around screaming bloody murder in a manner described as “pure pandemonium” (صرف فوضى ).  Monzer writes that the number of dead vermin might exceed 250.

The commanders who were killed are:

Abu Haarith Al-‘Ayyaash (LIBYAN TERMITE)

Hamza Al-‘Affeen (Unidentified male rat.  Last name indicates North Africa or Horn of Africa)

Nazheer Al-Hassan

Abu Sa’ad Al-Jazraawi (SAUDI ARABIAN RUNT PIGLET)

Abu Muhsin Al-Tunisi (TUNISIAN GRUB)

Abu ‘Azzaam Al-‘Iraaqi (IRAQI CARPET REMNANT)

Abu Jihaad Al-Baljeeki (BELGIAN RAT ORIFICE)

Abu Zayd Al-Leebi (LIBYAN SQUAT)

‘Abbood Al-‘Afees (LIBYAN TOAD WART)

Abu ‘Umar Al-Baghdaadi (IRAQI HORSE FLY)

Abu Mus’ab Al-Tunisi (TUNISIAN CANKERSORE)

Abu Bilaal Al-Misri (EGYPTIAN SAND WEASEL)

Abu Maari’ Al-Iraaqi (IRAQI MANURE BAG)

(Some of the names were taken from Masdarnews as sent to us by Canthama. Other names came to us directly from SAR)

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HOMS:

Bi’r Al-Jadhal Gas Field:  This is the one the jerks couldn’t get straight. There is no Al-Shaa’er field, only a mountain.  The SAA has restored control over this field as of yesterday.  It seems ISIS is weakening after expanding too quickly.

 

Fighting here: Al-Faaw Shaaweesh Village, Umm Sharshooh, Tallat Al-Sanaasil, Tallat Al-Baduw, Al-Ghajar.

 

Tal Aghr:  An attempted infiltration into this hamlet was a complete failure.  Weapons and ammunition taken.  No details about rats.

 

Al-Furuqlus Village:  The SAA seized 2 trucks laden with stolen goods being sent to Jibaab Hamd near Palmyra (Tadmur). Nice catch.

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NEWS AND REPORTS:

A MUST READ.  OBAMA IS WARNED BY HIS OWN INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS ABOUT UKRAINE.  NOTICE THE SIGNATORIES ARE ALL NON-ZIONIST.  READ THIS AND BE WARNED ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPINING IN D.C.  I ESPECIALLY WANT DR. RICK STAGGENBORG TO READ THIS:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/russias-invasion-of-ukraine-memorandu-to-angela-merkel-by-veterans-of-u-s-intelligence/5398842?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=russias-invasion-of-ukraine-memorandu-to-angela-merkel-by-veterans-of-u-s-intelligence

Our indomitable Bot Tak sends this hilarious article about David Cameron’s daughter:

http://rt.com/uk/184212-british-mother-isis-christians/

Michael in Strasbbourg sends this to us about the endless and mindless mistakes of Obama:

http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/08/29/obamas-catastrophic-defeat-in-ukraine/

John Esq. sends this excellent video report about fighting in Latakia and how the SAA defeated the rodents.  Some graphic imagery, and also some terrible orthography:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBosxm2kQTc&feature=youtu.be

Michael from Strasbourg sends another expose for those who trust Palast:

http://www.bollyn.com/greg-palast-is-related-to-mossad-chief-david-kimche/

Michael sends more. This time it’s about how Hollywood is changing and how the mystique of Zionism is wearing thin:

https://us-mg5.mail.yahoo.com/neo/launch?.rand=c5ghetf6bnd32#9315899419

John Esq. floats this one about how ISIS is an heretical group because it violates Muhammad’s order to protect minorities:

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2014/08/muslim-jihadis-persecute-christians-disobeying-direct-order-muhammad.html

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