THE RUBAIYAT OF BANDAR BUSH

PART ONE – ORIENTALS PEARLS AT RANDOM STRUNG

By Sir Run Run Shaw XVIII, Poet Laureate of the Orient and Polynesia

In whose wadi do ye sport?

And by what nostril do ye snort?

The Moving Hand hath else to start

But a  list of guns bought a la carte.

Ye mingle with the hoi kakoi

In Chechen-Land you find the boys;

All tarted up with earrings gold

To link to anklets as night unfolds.

A race of ape so dull, yet, lucky

Hath found corruption in one so plucky;

To foment rebellion in ways so ducky

But, when it’s o’er, its mucky, mucky.

In-bred scoundrels and scalawags

Do multiply like plastic bags.

We listen to them in Incirlik

Commanding Chechens to board at Styx.

We even hear them concocting fables

Less Aesop-like than Betty Grable,

Their greatest effort to turn the tide

Before their rats go down the Slide

To Satan’s table where they’ll munch

On fatty livers and hearts for brunch.

The King of Saudi doth seem so rowdy

With speech unlettered and Saudi dowdy.

Oh,  Prince of Roaches and Nincompoops!

How can ye find so many dupes?

Yet, if ye see them in satin clad

Do not dither, declare Sex Jihad!

Tunisian tarts and Qatar’s strumpets

Don’t serve up just tea and crumpets.

They ululate – eschewing trumpets!

If given aught, they might just dump it.

For after all is said and done

It’s Allah’s wish that it’s all for fun.

The poor Jihadist must seek relief

From all beheadings and the grief

By giving rest to femmes repressed

Who otherwise could scarce undress

For any party of males depressed

Unless they bear the tribal crest.

Jezebels! Harlots! Hussies and Whores!

Unite in Wahhabism’s new Holy War

To put  Damascus to the flames

And all for some meretricious dames.

The Scourge of Araby, this Bin Sultan,

He eats bananas with such elan,

You’d think his mother was baboon

Or something spawned inside cocoon.

 

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Arklight
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Well, I sure am glad that’s over with.

David
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Love it!

Canthama
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Canthama

Hilarious, loved it.

Anonymous
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Ziad…LOL xD

Paul S.
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LOL

Ziad, you’ve finally gone BONKERS!!! This was hillarious.

Dany the Fatso
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Dany the Fatso

Ziad……The first and the thrid pic is duplicated……..:-D

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The Horrific Genocide of Christians in the Middle East – Coptic Orthodox Church, Diocese of Melbourne & Affiliated Regions – 8/1/2014 4:34:02 PM http://www.assyriatimes.com/assyrian/news/the-horrific-genocide-of-christians-in-the-middle-east/3520 The world watches in silence as the last Christians are expelled from Mosul, Iraq in one of the most merciless and barbaric acts of genocide we have seen in the 21st Century. Mosul, the cradle of Christianity in Iraq since the first centuries, is now purged of its entire Christian population. The ruthless and purposeful savagery of the attacks by the fundamentalist Muslim terrorist organization The Islamic State (IS) formerly known as Islamic State of Iraq… Read more »
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Israeli News Paper in Nassau County New York, Finally admits to Netanyahu/IDF Forces Genocidal War on Palestine! Article written by Zionist Yochanan Gordon Admits that Israel wants to carry out total Genocide on Palestinian Arabs. Because Arklight says that their Stateless Arab Children and that why they should Die! Well Arklight it appears that you and ,King Malik Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, and El-sisi and the folks at the Jewish times of Israel all have something in common, you all want Palestine to be Destroyed! All of you are child Murderers and Ziad to! Because you don’t care about Palestinian… Read more »
cataro
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cataro

???? This troll must have the wrong website, here all support the Palestinian cause, especially Ziad. ArkLight happily defend himself knows

Bob Birk
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Bob Birk

You are a Master at sucking trolls off buddy. Cataro fuck head

CHEVI789
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Well here’s something that will show you how evil israelis are http://www.almanar.com.lb/english/adetails.php?fromval=1&cid=23&frid=23&eid=163513

it’s about a IDF soldiers who brags how he killed 13 kids, that’s right folks.

no1b4me
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I’m sure there are homes for sale in poland for all of you Zionist.

cataro
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cataro

Congratulations to “Sir Run Run Shaw XVII”¡¡¡¡ (AKA Ziad), now just need a jester to sing… maybe Ahmad Yarba

RVD
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Brilliant

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Dear Sir Run Run Shaw,
I’ll vouce safe to say , its a masterpiece, by golly.
Good job for a wog
Mark aka Sancho the Wanker

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vouch rather, sorry ol man, tad too much sniffing of the barmaids apron.

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