Faaleeta Foothills: Terrorist jackasses and wanted murderers found their pathway to Hell made all that much easier by the Syrian Army. Yesterday, while trying to hide around the town, the SAA killed 14 and took 8 wounded:
Abu ‘Ubayda Al-Tunisi (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE DROPPING. Id pending.)
Abu ‘Umar (Id pending)
Abu Muhammad Al-Sahli (Believed to be from Somalia or Djibouti)
“Al-Shaykh” (Id pending. He was identified by wounded rats)
Waadi ‘Ayn Turma: SAA surrounded a pack of rodents and killed all 9 of them:
No other names were listed.
Jisreen: SAA and NDF killed 4 rodents:
The other 3 were foreigners.
Fighting also intense at Hutaytat Al-Jarash and Zibdeen. More details tomorrow.
Al-Zabadaani: At the Radio Station Quarter, a group calling itself the Brigade for Special Tasks (yawn) belonging to the Nusra terrorist organization was wiped most specially by the SAA. A pickup with 23mm cannon was also destroyed:
Rasheed Al-Rifaa’iy (LEBANTEEZIAN DEGENERATE)
Suhayb Al-‘Abdaan (SAUDI ARABIAN MONKEY MOLESTER)
Talfeetaa: An attempted infiltration was repulsed by SAA. No other details available.
JAWBAR: SYRPER CAN CONFIRM THIS TOWN IS ABOUT TO FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE SAA. In a spectacular operation with remarkable coordinated armor and infantry pincer movements covered most competently by NDF, the SAA has now liberated 9 blocks of buildings at Al-Asma’iy Avenue, Al-‘Imaadiyya and the Hudhayfa Mosque. Tunnels were found everywhere and they were destroyed along with all vermin inside. A warehouse containing the last of the rat ammunition near the Islamic Bank was also confiscated and its contents given to the NDF for use in killing Wahhabists.
Shaamel Al-Habashi (IRAQI INTESTINAL PARASITE)
Al-Habeeb Booz ‘Awk (TUNISIAN RAT-APE WONDER)
Maajed Al-Taraayira (JORDANTEEZIAN DURIAN EATER)
Mushaari Al-‘Affaasi (SAUDI ARABIAN FILTH MONGER AND SKUNK MOLESTER)
Al-Maleeha: Great news as our forces are leaving this area to the NDF in order to carry the final battle to Zibdeen. The SAA ambushed a large number of Jihad Al-Islam morons the day before yesterday to the south and killed 24 of them while they tried to escape justice. I have no names available.
Al-Tabbaakh Properties: A nest of rats belonging to Nusra was found in a block of buildings. They were actually living there. The buildings were assaulted by SAA and NDF and an undisclosed number of rodents were killed. Monzer writes that most were foreigners and that’s why names were not readily available.
DAYR AL-‘ASAAFEER: It’s about over for ‘Alloosh’s rats. The SAA now has complete artillery control over this formerly infested town. It’s only a matter of days before the cowards and sociopaths surrender and receive their just desserts.
Zamalkaa: Large number of rats killed. Intense fighting. No time for rat-stats.
‘Adraa Farms: Confirmed 17 rodents killed by a combination of air power and artillery:
Muhannad ‘Abdul-Kareem Al-Thaani (No. He’s not Qatari. Just a stupid Syrian yokel)
The others were not named.
Fighting reported intense atAl-Mushrifa Foothills, Ra `s Al-Ma’arra and the East Mountains of Al-Zabadaani.
I am sorry I’m posting late today. I had to be in court this morning and the hearing lasted a bit long. I will reproduce all information tomorrow early in the morning. ZAF