The Obama-Army of rats and vermin is in a tough, hopeless situation now as thousands of former supporters have opted for the Amnesty Program and with some joining the National Defense Forces. With support vaporizing, especially among the fence-sitting rural Sunnis, it appears that recruitment is a mere pipe dream. The SAA is more armed today than ever before and the technology is getting that much better.
Khaan Al-Shaykh Farms: At the Al-Zuhoor (flowers) Avenue near the Agricultural Institute, the SAA pulverized 2 pickups with 23mm cannons, killing all passengers:
- Mustafaa Al-Khaazen
- Ahmad Muhammad Jaaber
- ‘Issaam Abu-Shaadi
The other 4 were foreigners. Their names have not been released. Monzer writes that they were peculiarly ugly and probably from Arabia. كانوا قباح للغاية
Khaan Al-Shaykh: At the Solar Power Station on Al-Salaam Highway, SAA killed 5 of ‘Alloosh’s rats. No names.
Bayt Taymaa: An attempt to infiltrate again into Khaan Al-Shaykh, after yesterday’s disaster, went south for the struggling vultures of the Jaysh Al-Islam:
- Arshad Ghandoor
- Muhammad ‘Abdul-Ghani
- Nidhaal Hammoori
The other 4 were not identified. They were believed to be Syrian.
Al-Maleeha Farms north and east at the Tamico Pharmaceutical Complex: Death rained down on starving rats. A pickup with 23mm cannon was reportedly damaged by SAA. No names.
Al-Nishaabiyya Farms: Confirmed 12 rats belonging to ‘Alloosh’s pack were sent scurrying to Hades:
- Fu`aad Mulayssi
- Rabee’ Al-Jada’
- ‘Abdul-Rahmaan ‘Uraabi
- Waleed ‘Annaaz
- Amjad Mallooh
- Mustafaa Harb
The others were not named.
Waadi ‘Ayn Turmaa: Suffocating scarabs suffer setbacks. No names.
Doumaa: A pack calling itself the “Usood Al-Ghoutaa” (The Lions of the Ghouta. yawn) wound up in their own cage in Satan’s Zoo after being shot dead near the Agricultural Building and Martyr’s Square. No names.
‘Aaliya Farms: ‘Alloosh has been seen here many times. He knows they’re looking for him. He’s negotiating with Ahraar Al-Shaam to unite the 2 groups because his has been decimated by defections and death:
- ‘Abdu Ruhaybaani
- Saamer Al-Khaleel
- Ja’afar ‘Abdul-Mu’ti
- Tayseer Al-Saa’oor
- Bassaam Al-Tubji (The named Tubji in Lebanese street speech, the “Catamite”)
‘Adraa Town: The Jabha Al-Islaamiyya was sent to an Islamic Hell yesterday:
- Anas Al-Naabulusi
- Ahmad Wahba
Al-Zabadaani in the eastern hills: Whatever happened to our former reader, “Free Zabadaani”? Yesterday, his heroes got shaved a bit too close:
- Usaamaa Ayyoobi (LEBANTEEZIAN FRUIT FLY DROPPING)
- Radhwaan Al-Haaj (LEBANTEEZIAN FRUIT FLY LARVA)
- Jameel Al-Kanaakiri
- ‘Ali Al-Dirsaani
Al-Mushrifa, Ra`s Al-Ma’arra, Al-Jibba, all on the Lebanese Border in the Qalamoon: Rats trying to maneuver and open pathways for their litter-mates in Lebanon’s ‘Arsaal went flop yesterday:
- Mahmoud Al-Rifaa’iy
I have no other names.
Ufaaniyaa: A flatbed with a 23mm cannon went boom yesterday after it was tracked by SAA gunners. The remnant rodents fled back behind Zionist lines for protection, and probably, medical treatment.