SYRPER’S FIRST NOMINEE FOR “LIAR OF THE YEAR 2014”IS BRITISH SPY AND PROPAGANDIST

 

Rami Abdul-Rahman, seen here ordering a pizza from “Chico’s of Coventry” as an MI6 agent lovingly photographs him for some inter-departmental article about the difference between misinformation and disinformation.

 

Since we started publishing as Syrian Perspective in 2011, this mustachioed and balding weasel (gee, sounds like Ziad except for the mustelan reference), has been a pack leader for that rare category of shameless charlatan and unabashed four-flusher inhabiting the rarefied elevations of British emigre offices where only the most disreputable scoundrels are recruited to serve the interests of the most disreputable of scoundrels.  We nominate this swindler for the TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD with no trepidation whatsoever – we do so with the knowledge that our act is sanctioned by our readership and the Prince of Lies himself, Tony Blair. 

To be nominated for such a prize means you are a person of the same rank as Judy Woodruff, King Abdullah of Jordan, Victoria Nuland, John Kerry and many others who have distinguished themselves for their ability to tell outrageous lies with a straight face and to do so sometimes with a sense of solemnity reserved for eulogies, banquets, honoraria, press conferences, nightly news reports, and the like.  Lying on this level of expertise means you are recognized by your peers as a professional flam-flam man, a poseur par excellence and a “made man”, for it is through the act of misrepresenting everything that one reaches positivism’s ultimate logical cul de sac: a world of complete unreliability.  If it were not for the fork-tongued Tony Blair, Mr. Abdul-Rahman would receive a nomination for the Bertrand Russell/Heisenberg Uncertainty Award in that his proclamations have consistently defied the laws of physics.

Blair, seen in this iconic photo, his yawning maw agape as though to collect every possible hooey-bearing flea, has given his name to an eponymous award recognized as the only true acknowledgment of man’s quest for perfection in the quintessential, coruscating, scintillating, obfuscating world of psycho-babble.  Anyone who has had the pleasure of trying to play fiddlestix with Mr. Blair’s endless rows of stripped lumber, each one, like a tree, with dendrochronological circles of lies giving hints about their age, vintage and complexity, can affirm that this man has an ability that is only “Satanically-given”, metaphysical and downright eerie.  Remember what the great American jurist, Oliver Wendell Holmes once said: “You can find the truth almost anywhere, even occasionally in sworn affidavits.”  And so lies pile upon lies.

Blair has been swearing that his genocidal war in Iraq was “just” and “principled”.  He takes pride in helping his confederate, George W. Bush, to oust that hated dictator and totalitarian tyrant, Saddam Hussein.  He is proud to have replaced him with Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi of ISIS, or so he might say if push came to shove, for Mr. Blair has that ability to lie “on his feet”, to invent sincere-sounding entreaties to logic and ethics – to blow smoke at blast furnaces.  Blair once stood on a Toronto stage with the irrepressible British atheist, Christopher Hitchens, and listened to the latter (dying of esophageal cancer at the time) announce that “Iraqi women were enjoying true freedom now that Saddam was overthrown”.  The lie was, of course, uttered by Hitchens who was probably under the influence of pain killers – but the truly masterful lie was uttered by Blair, who did not interject that women were much worse off after Saddam.  Thus, his lying has reached another level of perfection – he can lie without saying anything.  He lies by merely standing quietly at a dais!

Now back to Mr. Abdul-Rahman after our short segue into the background of this coveted award.  Mr. Abdul-Rahman continues to get some (much fewer now) references to his non-existent “network” of informants all over Syria. (Nyuk)  I have told you before that his only sources are the British spooks in Incirlik who get their news from Captagon-addled Saudi apes, and his beloved Ouija Board.  He has managed to dupe Alalam into quoting his announcements.  Other “news” sources like Daily Star, Al-Jazeera, Al-Arabiya and Al-Bawaba, rent-a-fraud companies financed by Arabian chimpanzees, regularly use him as filler when all the news is going terribly well for the Syrian army.

And so we congratulate Mr. Abdul-Rahman on his fourth straight nomination.  Keep the lies coming, we’re enjoying them. ZAF

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darrin
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Never believed any of his pro rebel crap yet MSM always took his reports at face value even the tally of people killed in this war he wants people to believe more regime troops were killed than rats crock of poo and a lie.

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I may be naive on this one, but I do believe George Galloway will manage to get Tony BLiar to the court for treason and war crime, it may take time but if he does not die before..his name will be known as synonymous of liar and all other bad things. Hope he lives until the day his name will be trashed.

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Love it.

Tony Blair really is a special sort of special. He and John Kerry actually seem to believe the effulent that flows out of their mouths.

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I thought everybody know that he’s the biggest lier in the world. Obviously I was wrong… LOL
I need your help, guys, to update this map:

http://www.fps-predators.com/#/syria-daraa/4585527340

I have entered what I know/think the situation is…

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My nominees – John Kerry, and NSA chief that lied to congress in front of cameras.

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Bush seems to have crawled back under the rock from whence he came, pity the same cannot be said of Blair glorifying in being in the company of war criminals across the middle east and central Asia No low to low for Blair Coventry what’s it famous for How about being sent there see below To send someone to Coventry is a British idiom meaning to deliberately ostracise someone. Typically, this is done by not talking to them, avoiding their company and generally pretending that they no longer exist or are invisible. To have been sent to Coventry is regarded… Read more »

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Dear ziad
I wrote to ask you what happened to the official site of SANA, recently, it is only in arab and in a very low quality.
Once, till a few days ago it was a very beautifull site and readable in many languages.
The address is http://www.sana.sy/index_eng.html or it has changed? Please tell me.
I love your articles and the style in wich you write. Enta sahafin istitnain (you reporter extraordinary) ela alleeqa (see you soon)! Giulio Larosa Italia

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From a PR point of view, the SOHR was a pretty good idea by MI6 or whatever intelligence agency is behind it. It provided a one-stop shop for a lazy main stream media, which usually did not have reporters on the ground. It set a narrative and tone which was gleefully devoured by a media hungry for just the kind of message they were selling. Unfortunately for William Hague et al, it didn’t work because, despite SOHR’s professionalism, the facts on the ground kept on contradicting the invented narrative. Worse, the majority of people in the UK, US, France, everywhere,… Read more »

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Well written and absolutely to the point. Unfortunately that will not faze those true believers in Fox News, The Guardian, Der Spiegel and all the other shit heap media our friends and neighbors take comfort from believing in. They don’t WANT to hear anything else. The human ape used most of it’s intelligence for deluding himself. He’s living the dream…

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Tony Blair needs his brains kicked out of his lying skull, and I will happily volunteer to do the kicking.

Raymond Dillon
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Thats one sick looking Dude. He looks like he has high Cholesterol also.

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What really beggars belief about the so-called SOHR is how the corrupt and morally bankrupt mainstream media slavishly quoted this clown, even when the contradictory truth was so obvious that the stories put out by them bordered on the absurd. However, over time, more and more people have come to question his validity as a credible source. Indeed, more and more people are questioning the validity of the mainstream media throughout the Western world. They must think we’re blind, and stupid. As for the war criminal Blair, he has already been found guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity,… Read more »

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One of the most unattractive sights when a person does not cover when they yawn. No one wants to see how many fillings or non fillings you have or do not have. With Blair it is one of the nightmares.

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thaqnk you I try… I hope it run well.