AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBER IN SYRIA RETARDED MAN

 

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Abu Hurayra Al-Amreeki

“Abu Hurayra Al-Amreeki”, with his daytime snack curled up in his arms,  beams for the camera in anticipation of his short trip to Purgatory.  This poor runt is mildly retarded and fell for the allure of dying in a cause espoused by the Nusra organization.

We don’t know his real name yet.  The U.S. government pretends to know it, but, has declined to announce the name until his closest kin are informed.  We fear that the news will not be absorbed in the traditional way.  Our sources have revealed that this young man was probably encouraged to leave the U.S. by a fanatical “Islamist” clergyman in New Jersey (it is believed) acting as a “daa’iya” and recruiter.  The FBI is now involved in an intense investigation of this man’s background and his acquaintances.  His family may have not objected due to his mental incapacities which have caused them all kinds of grief.  This information is still in the developing stages and cannot be taken as absolutely true.

The selection of the name “Abu Hurayra” says much about the cynical barbarians who handled and prepared this murderer for self-immolation.   The photo seen above shows a young man with an affection for cats.  The name “Abu Hurayra” means “one who cares for cats”.  Interestingly, the real figure of ‘Abdul-Rahmaan bin Sakhr Al-Azdi (603-681 C.E.), born ‘Abdul-Shams bin Sakhr, was a Yemeni from the coastal region who joined the Messenger Muhammad early on in his career when he was in Mecca.  He is credited with having a very strong memory that enabled him to remember an alleged 5,000+ “hadiths” of the Messenger Muhammad Abu Al-Qaassem.  Shi’a tradition establishes him as a professional liar who fashioned sayings of Muhammad in order to support the usurper Caliph Mu’aawiya Ibn Abi Sufyaan, the first Umayyad Caliph.  Sunnis vehemently refute the accusations and consider him most reliable.

The information we have received at SyrPer confirms that this American angel of slaughter was mentally infirm and easy to manipulate.  Just north of Khaan Shaykhoon, on May 25, 2014, MI monitored Nusra terrorist operations including the arming of the armored truck in which this American was to drive and detonate at an SAA checkpoint.  He was accompanied by 3 other trucks driven by a Turkmenistani, a Syrian and a Maldives native.  Inside his truck was the equivalent of 16 tons of explosives.

He blew himself up and his confederates.  He was attacked by SAA before he could reach his goal  He is now atoms spread across the countryside.

That is the information I have received to date.     

 

A BIT OF SCOTTISH HUMOUR:

Mark the Brit sends this light-hearted accent on the famous Scottish burr:

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Paul S.
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I’d imagine that pudgy little twink has been rogered by Beezelbub 70 times by now. Luckily the fires of hell provide ample heat for the cauterization of wounds, so I’d imagine that the watermelon sized rectal prolapse he’s suffering from has been sealed shut already.

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Ziad, you mentioned in the last post that there was much false info about the progress of war in Syria. As a New Mexico resident-if I relied on the daily newspaper and the TV news for info on Syria I would not know that there was a vicious war going on there. The news here today is: Ukrainian civil war, Yemen drones, the evacuation of Americans from Lybia, the death of hundreds of US war veterans at VA hospitals, the upcoming primaries and lastly the Apache and Navajo Indian war dance contests.. I am sure that many average Americans are… Read more »

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Charles Krauthammer wrote a damning editorial today on Obama”s foreign policy. Worth the read on line.

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Zaid read snippet that daarya about too have some deal so it comes back into regimes hands ?

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I can not judge the person nor the family of that person, that let or allowed or did not interfere in his decision, i am not in there shoes to judge them, but one thing i am sure of, i have no pity, nor forgiveness for him and his family, nor for any foreigners that take the road to Syria as a bloody mercenary of evil. May they all see the way to hell.

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I’d think it would be a bit difficult to establish particulars about someone whose name is not known, but maybe the age of miracles has not passed. I very much enjoyed the historical revue regarding the 9th century – – I hope the original of the moniker was not drowned in the Cloaca Magna as was Elagabalus.
How do the Tigers look this year?

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I read that the moron is palestinian.to my syrian brothers, iam sorry.

Richard Lefew
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Obama is the ultimate liar. He knows that American’s do not want the U.S. to intervene in any way in Syria, including training jihadi’s and certainly not giving them anything sharp or dangerous. He gave a speech that directly implied that he would not be supporting the “rebels” with weapons or training….that’s what I got from his speech. I was hopeful until I remembered all the videos I’ve seen of Al Nusra Front, and the Islamic Front launching advanced TOW Missiles (made in the USA) at Syrian tanks. The U.S. plays lip service to staying out of the conflict, yet… Read more »

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well either way he is dead and good riddance to bad rubbish.

Now on a lighter note regarding the Scottish, 3 men walk into a strip joint, an american, an Irish man and a Scotsman, as the pole dancer comes over and dances in front of them the american wedges a $10 note between her butt cheeks, the Irishman not to be out done shoves a $20 between her butt cheeks, the Scotsman being smarter swipes his debt card between her butt cheeks and takes the $30….lol.

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Western converts are usually social misfits, their lack of social literacy is due to a range of psychological deficits. The OP’s (Ziad’s) seemingly light hearted banter which ridicules the deceased criminal’s mental health is actually pretty close to the mark.