TALE OF THE DEAD GERMAN RAPPER NUSRA V. ISIS IN THE COMIC BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

Former German Rapper Turned Terrorist “DESO DOGG”

DAYR EL-ZOR:

He was born, Denis Mamadou Gerhard Cuspert in 1975 in Kreuzburg, Berlin, Germany. He converted to Islam and adopted the name, Abu Maleeq (which means “Father of the one who flatters” – A meaningless name typical of these rapper nihilistic nincompoop creeps).  He became famous as a rap singer in Germany with the moniker: “DESO DOGG” (Isn’t that creative?) He traveled to Egypt and Syria in order to join the ranks of the Rodents of Allah!!!  His nom de guerre with the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) was Abu Talha Al-Almaani (The name Talha refers to one of the first converts to Islam. Thus, he became “Father of Talha The German).  But, yesterday, he became Abu Talha the Shredded Buckwheat.

You see, while all of you were asleep, Nusra nihilists were awake, revving their engines in order to drive willy-nilly into the home where our crooner was dozing after a long day of beheading civilians, singing gibberish and urinating all over himself.  It was a double-suicide which means that the Nusra rats had had enough of his nauseating, cacophonic ululations and wanted a sure-fire way to end his reign of terror on earth.  It is reported by Monzer that another 17 rodents were killed with him.

We, at SyrPer, want to extend our congratulations to both the family of this rodent and to Nusra for sending him to that endless concert in Hell.  Good show, Nusra.

 

Jubayla and Al-Raashidiyya:

In the city, SAA uncovered a 40 meter tunnel in which little rodents were hiding.  A teeny-weeny grenade killed them all:

  • Raami Nuwayji
  • Ibraaheem Zunnaar
  • ‘Aamer Al-Haaj
  • Kaamel ‘Azeez

The other 4 could not be identified and are believed to be foreign hyenas.

 

AL-HASAKA:

MORE DREADFUL NEWS FOR ISIS. MORE GREAT NEWS FOR SYRIA.  NUSRA IS ON A ROLL.  A suicide driver, who was convinced by Islamist charlatans and swindlers that he would go to Paradise if he killed himself by killing another rodent of the ISIS, drove his van right into a house in which this fat rat by the name of “Abu Al-Baraa` Al-Leebi” (LIBYAN CAT SKAT) was enjoying his beauty sleep.  The Libyan was a “leader” of ISIS in this area and his loss means absolutely nothing.

 

The illustrious Abu Baraa` Al-Leebi lying in state in his favorite cow field.

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Quico
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Germany is normally known for exporting extraordinary quality products. In this case, however, it was extraordinary (human) waste. I hope no Syrian came by him to harm. Pointless life, senseless death.

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Deso Dogg makes his last video

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The dead German rapper had more names than most and it seems there are also hundreds of separate rat groups going under different names, it’s no wonder they are getting so confused about everything and killing each other, on a lighter note It reminded me of an old Monty Python sketch.

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What is sad is that approx. 300 German djihadist made it to Syria to fight and that recruitment was possible for 3 years (actually a criminal offense in Germany).
People like Reda Seyam were closely observed by authorities yet could travel back and forth.
At least 2 Germans (R.Seyam, H.Zammar) in Syria had connections with 9/11 terrorists, who planned their attacks in Hamburg, Germany.

There was no political will to stop an exodus of djihadists. And apparently no political will to counter violent terrorist activities. Scary.

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the last rap that deso the dog was working on when he got blown to bits.

i’ll rap a rap for all to hear, i am an idiot and this is clear
i fought for the wahhabis and now im dead, i was hit by a bomb and lost my head.
they called me deso the rapping dog, i wish that i was born a frog.

this is of course my poetic humor, i don’t usually like to poke fun at dead folk but for this rapper i will make an exception. all the best to Zaid and the wonderful team.

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When did William Thomas move to Germany? He was just trying to make a perfect world by killing all the Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Shia Muslims. secular Sunni Muslims, and Sunni Muslims that want a confederation of caliphates under sharia law, rather than one big pan-Arab caliphate. I hope they get Eddie Murphy to play him in the movie.

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A haiku dedicated to Mr Maleeq for removing his fetid genetic sequences before having reproduced:

Deso Dogg cum rat,
Dogs don’t eat dogs, rats eat rat,
Meet Deso Worm-food

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It appears DESO DOG became DEVILS DOG along with some of his minions.Brain washed idiot.

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Hi Ziad, thank you for the posts today. Although even your humor and news of victories cannot cheer me up. Debkafile (although mostly propaganda) is today reporting that the West has taken the unconscionable step of supplying terrorists in Syria with anti-aircraft weaponry. Although I dont believe that this measure will be enough to turn the tide of the war, it is a startling indication of the extreme Western commitment to overthrowing the Syrian government. its is also disheartening to see that Western hypocrisy knows no bounds even to the extent that they will dishonor the men and women who… Read more »

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The NeoCons in U.S and UK have been building secret armies in Europe ,training them ,arming them ,to active them and use them in case they needed in a conflict or war. The goal of this secrets armies is to counter Russia influence in Europe. So if for example a President friendly to Russia is democratically elected ,then the White house could activate them if all else fails.. ie.. that their financed “freedom protesters” fail to overthrow a government. US-CIA secret armies ,it is my believe are 2 groups.. one muslins and the other ultra radicals neo nazis. And the… Read more »

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The free world receives with warm regards the death of Denso the Dog, he was a useless rat-dog that served only for the evil forces and the devil, which by the way received his carcass in hell. RIPPIH…rest in piss in pieces in hell.

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Cultural cognitive dissonance tends to produce self-effacing artifacts in the guise of symbols of empowerment. The oxymoron that is ‘Rap Music’ is just such an artifact. If there was ever a sound of a culture stuck in retrograde, while celebrating it’s own mindless destruction, it is the sound of Rap.
Rap’s progressive streak was high-jacked long ago. It’s now a tired marketing ploy offering self-indulgent themes and superficial empowerment to hormonally overwhelmed minds.
Deso dummy aint rappin no mo – what a terrific loss!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLdewEfLzaI
Some ISIS propaganda with the “DJ Dead Rat” on microphone 🙂
They have big dreams 🙂 Too bad for them, their dreams remain buried in Syria.
Good hunting SAA & NDF

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This piece of shit-colored crap is about as German as a Chinese monkey.

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Hoffentlich ist die Sau diesmal wirklich Tot!!!!

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For the love of all that is holy, stop the racial jokes. My grandfather died at Auchwitz. Poor bastard had too much to drink and fell out of a guard tower.

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One day Hitler (the head of the “master race”) came to Auschwitz and said to Jews there: “If you beat our national water-polo team in a FAIR game you are free to go!” The Jews were a bit skeptic but didn’t have much to loose, so they accepted. Next day the Germans transported them to a big sport building. When they were coming throe they saw masses of people outside, media,… Full hype! They were surprised, they were expecting some trick from Germans but everything looks real! Then they got escorted inside. As they were coming in the commentator was… Read more »

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Moral of the story, if you can’t pick fun of your own race then you have no business here. My brother in law is a Haitian-American with a penchant for racial jokes. Every time I bring him a joke he’s heard it already. Let’s hear some new ones.

Let’s face it, if you can’t endure a racial joke it speaks more to your lack of self esteem than any sort of prejudice.

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Desso no die was is a false Alarm

Other terrorist with similar nick name from ISIL die in Al Qaeda car bomb attack.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5a_1398185410

These are recent pics
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ad_1398183315