“King” Abdullah, seen here trying to find his right nostril, prepares to voyage down to his favorite bath house in Hell.
We hate to be the messengers of grievous news – boo hoo hoo – but, we are already guffawing over the carcass of America’s most beloved monkey since Cheetah of the Tarzan movies. Yes, we know he still walks around with a tank of gas to keep him alive, but, we’re afraid his Reign of Ignorance is about to end, only to be continued, however, by another fellow Arabian ape by the name of “Prince” Salmaan Bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez, fellow specimen from the litter sired by their sex-crazed ancestor. We have been informed that Dr. Bashar Al-Assad will wave good bye to the illiterate monarch as he has always in the pages of SyrPer. ‘Abdullah will join Nicolas Sarkozy, Guido Westerwelle, Silvio Berlusconi, Hamad Bin Khaleefa, Hamad Bin Jaassem, Muhammad Morsi, Jose Zapatero, Oussama Bin Laden and Miss Piggy herself, Hillary Clinton, in the commode of history.
This ape’s lung cancer is incurable, just like our sense of humor. ZAF