JOHN KERRY CHARTERS SHIPS TO DELIVER WEAPONS TO TERRORISTS IN LATAKIA!

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE EXCLUSIVE REPORT:

SYRIAN LAVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS AND LOCAL COORDINATING COMMITTEES REPORT 7 HUGE FREIGHTERS LANDING AT PORT OF AL-SAMRAA ON THE NORTHERN COAST OF LATAKIA LADEN WITH 40,000 TOW MISSILES, SARIN GAS CANISTERS, 31 APACHE HELICOPTERS AND 3,000,000 CAPTAGON CAPSULES!  THE GIANT SHIPS FLAGGED BY PANAMA AND SIERRA LEONE WERE CHARTERED BY JOHN KERRY HIMSELF WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PURLOINED FROM HIS HEIRESS WIFE THERESA HEINZ’S 57 VARIETY TRUST.  THE EVENT WAS PARTICULARLY NOTEWORTHY AS THE RUSSIAN MEDITERRANEAN FLEET SIMPLY LOOKED ON IMPASSIVELY,  ADMIRAL VOSOLOVOD KITCHYKOOENKO PLAYING DOMINOES AND DRINKING POLISH VODKA ON THE MOSKVA’S SUPERSTRUCTURE.

Here is a satellite view of the port area where the ships are landing:

 

Mr. Kerry was not available for an interview with our reporters but made a public statement that he was “breaking with the Obama Administration over Syria”….and that “if that Chicago rat doesn’t want to help Alqaeda, Theresa and I will.”

When asked about his position as Secretary of State, Kerry replied: “F*%$#*K him and the EU!”  Mr. Kerry who has been reported receiving treatment for schizophrenia at the Johns Hopkins Deviant Behavior Clinic railed at enemies both real and imaginary: “Those damn Langoliers and Palestoozians. Now Abbas wants a townhouse in Georgetown. Over my dead body!”  Members of the State Department security team tasked with controlling Mr. Kerry came to his rescue just before he was about to ingest an entire vial of Tranylcypromine (Parnate), an MAO inhibitor which causes severe diarrhea in Irish people with an Eastern European Jewish grandfather.

 

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Kerry seen here at the scene described in the foregoing after being told his chartered ships were stuck in 1 foot deep waters 6 miles off the cost of Al-Samraa, Latakia, Syria. “But, Idrees told me there was this port.”

  

We will continue our report concerning Mr. Kerry’s battle with schizophrenia in our next issue.

     

 

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“The outlet to the sea”, the Syrian Lavatory called it. Finally, the terrorists have a way to get resupplied by sea at the great port of Al-Samraa. One ship, the “Lady from Warsaw” has sent out an SOS to the Cypriot Coast Guard for assistance.

 

 

NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

If you thought only Qatar had a Madame Banana, you haven’t been keeping up with the rat “opposition”. This article in German from Der Spiegel is interesting and worth a read.  Secular fellas must go:

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/assad-gegner-tauschen-fuehrung-aus-a-962968.html#ref=rss

 

 

WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:        (Thanks Erdal)

 

 

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Tihomir
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SyrPer,is this supposed to be a joke,sarcasm or? I’ve been following you for months and believe everything you say but this one just looks like bullshit.

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Is there a port? 31 Apache’s…. Those guys go all the way.

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would syria navy not sink such a ship?

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WTF ?

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Lol its a joke you guys

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What SyrPer is trying to say, is that the supposed place where the ships were meant to land with the weapons is too shallow! Basically SYRIAN LAVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS AND LOCAL COORDINATING COMMITTEES are a bunch of lying basta***.

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You might have to join this site but it’s free.

http://www.marinetraffic.com/ais/home

fadi you need to add a little more humor to the story:)

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come on, is Syrper hacked? The US would never give Apaches to Snackbarians (i bet not a single snackbarian would be able to handle such weapon). And if such a Ship lands: use the Airforce or the marine. But this message can´t be true, why should they get weapons via ship (while parts of the russian marine are around) when they have the whole turkish border to transfer weapons to syria)

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2 germane clarifications to the article. My sources at CSIS tell me that it was actually 3 billion tabs of captagon, and on board were 6 light attack swift canoes from canadian naval surplus ( see file photo below ):
http://i.imgur.com/5GKnsoe.jpg

Apparently there is a new brigade of sea faring savages who go by the name “the mermaids of monotheism” who are chomping at the bit to earn a transfer to Lucifer’s lagoon.

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YES, it is true and good news for the Saudi jihadists. Now they can wait for their “Wunderwaffe”, like the Germans waited for their Wunderwaffe in April 1945.

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Skipper on board the lead freighter was no other than Italian Captain Francesco Schettino whose last job ended in tragedy when his cruise ship Costa Concordia sank after it capsized at Isola del Giglio, …. Captain Schettino expressed his gratitude to John Kerry for employing him. “No one else wooda touch me wid a barge pole” He went on “These Captagon capsules are pretty good as well”.

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Das Schiff ist die Lädy von Büsum und fahrt zwischen Büsum und der deutschen Hochseeinsel Helgoland. Und da die deutsche Flagge an der Steuerbordsaling gesetzt ist, muss sie sich auf deutschem Teritorium befinden! Im Watt bei Ebbe an der Nordseeküste

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Bezugnehmend auf den Artikel im Spiegel ist zu bemerken, dass die deutschen Medien erst seit kurzer Zeit versuchen, objektiv zu berichten. Die beiden letzten Jahre waren die Terroristen die Opposition, “Rebellen, Freiheitskämpfer” also die guten, die gegen das “Regime Assads” kämpften. Es wurde nicht berichtet, dass die syrische Armee, in welchem die Bürger und Bürgerinnen Syriens dienen ihren Staat verteidigen. Unsere Medien in Deutschland berichteten, dass das ganze Volk gegen Assad kämpft. Die Lügen kann man jetzt nicht mehr aufrechterhalten, da wir uns inzwischen wo anders informieren. Nimmt man die Leserbriefe im Spiegel, Welt Online etc. sofern sie nicht moderiert… Read more »

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Baroness Ashton says, “Gosh!”

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Impressive rebel land-boat technology. Pity you didn’t get a photo of the 5000 hijab covered women that they harness to it when they drag it down the beach. I have also heard rumors that the apaches cluster munitions have been modified to spray captigon instead of bomblets. This is causing many problems though, as the rebels run outside from their bunkers every time they hear a helicopter.

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A very witty send up, well done!

Now that all he’s washed up, the gormless butcher Kerry should be deposed and rendered to Vietnam to face his own long overdue warcrimes trial.

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