Syrian infantrymen scour the streets of Yabrood for rodents and IEDs
Yabrood: I just received a report that hundreds of rats from the town of Yabrood and even Faleeta have used “unlawful” routes in order to escape to neighboring Lebanon’s ‘Arsaal. The people of ‘Arsaal are uniformly Sunni and invincibly ignorant. You haven’t lived until you’ve sat down with a denizen of this area to discuss Jello molds. The Lebanese government has announced it is policing the area with its usual efficiency.
COMMUNIQUE FROM THE HIGH COMMAND OF THE SYRIAN ARMED FORCES: (Translated from the Arabic by Ziad)
“After a series of superb operations, units of the Syrian Army, in cooperation with the National Defense Forces, restored, this morning, security and stability to the City of Yabrood and its environs in the northern rural area of Damascus after having eliminated large numbers of terrorist mercenaries who had fortified themselves in the city turning it into a conduit for weapons and terrorists into the Syrian interior. Our armed forces continue to pursue the remnants of the terrorist gangs in the area.
“This new achievement which led to the collapse within the ranks of the terrorist groups comes as a culmination to the successes realized by the Syrian Arab Army in the Qalamoon area against the mobs of terrorists and their nests, and forms an important connecting link in securing the border areas with Lebanon, cutting off supply routes and tightening the choke hold on remaining terrorist hideouts in rural Damascus, just as much as it strengthens the security of the International Highway between both the South and Central regions.
“The High Command for the Army and the Armed Forces, thus, reaffirms that the annihilation of terrorism in the Yabrood area and its environs is deemed a mortal blow to terrorists, their supporters and their financiers – and renews its determination to pursue the remnants of terrorist gangs; to extirpate them from the roots and to rid the homeland of their viciousness in order to restore security and stability to every inch of the regions of our beloved homeland.”
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More news from the U.S. Senate’s resident kook, John McCain:
What an idiot! He looks like he’s having a spastic attack. Put a towel in his mouth before he starts foaming at the mouth.