DAMASCUS: WELL, THEY KEEP TAKING A LICKING BUT KEEP ON TICKING.
“Gee, Mom, which is Jabhat Al-Nusra and which is Jabhat Al-Islam?” “Oh, honey, I don’t know how to tell rats apart. Ask Prof. Mooney, the zoologist.”
Yabrood: They tried to infiltrate from ‘Assaal Al-Ward to Reemaa Farms north of and adjacent to Yabrood. The SAA and NDF were already in position to receive them with the customary fireworks. Over 30 were killed in what is becoming a culling operation:
Muhammad Shaaker Bashlah
Abu Khaaled Faayez (Id pending)
Mahmoud ‘Izzeddeen Jawlaani
Faadhel Muhammad Khalloof
Zayd ‘Alaa` Ghurbaal
Al-Sahl: A bulldozer was seized.
Dayr ‘Atiyya: 6 jackals were hunted down and killed. No names.
Daarayyaa: 2 foreign snipers were surrounded by NDF, but, SAA finished the job. I have no names.
Al-Nashaabiyya: News coming in of massive defeat in a perfectly laid ambush by SAA. So far, Monzer says SANA is reporting over 25 rodents killed with scores taken prisoner. However, no news about this until tomorrow. This usually means the battle is still under way.
Al-Hijaariyya: Another southern suburb about to fall. No details.
‘Adraa Town: A tunnel was uncovered starting at Al-Baghdaadi Heating and Cooling Factory, but, which forked in two directions, the first to the Sugar Mill and the second to the Sponge Factory. Inside were IEDs.
Adraa Town revisited: 6 skunks killed and 17 taken prisoner at the Al-Masri Roundabout. Large cache of weapons from Saudi Arabia turned over to NDF to use in killing Saudis and rotten Jordanteezians.
Al-‘Ibb Farms: Fighting with no details.
Al-‘Aaliya Farms: Ditto.
WE CAN CONFIRM FROM BA’ATH PARTY SOURCES THAT OVER THE LAST 2 DAYS, 482 RATS MADE THE TRANSFORMATION BACK TO HUMAN FORM BY SURRENDERING AND AVAILING THEMSELVES OF THE AMNESTY PROGRAM.
HAMA: A new group calling itself the “Military Wing of the Free Men of Sawraan” (yawn) became extinct overnight yesterday after attacking an SAA convoy which, actually, fired back. All rats killed. Here they are:
Jaad Haaroon Shamass
Mahmoud Adeeb Hassani
Haamed ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Yaaseen
Wajdi Maajed Hassoon
Karam Yaasser Al-Shaykh
Uqayrabaat in north rural Hama: Another unfortunate encounter for rodents:
Subhi ‘Ali Jallaad
IDLIB: Good extermination for the Orkin Man:
Nahlayyaa: 10 killed here:
Ahmad Saaleh Al-Naa’es
Jalaal Hussayn Siraajeddeen
The other 8 were not named. Wael writes that they are not Syrian.
Binnish: 4 confirmed killed by SAA:
The 4th could not be identified.
Kafr Laataa: Fighting with no details.
Qastoon: This is near Jisr Al-Shughoor, a true low point in the intellectual history of man:
Muhammad Hussayn Al-Shareef
Ma’r Baylat: No details about skirmishing here.
DER’AH: LAND OF THE BIG SURPRISE.
Al-Hiraak Road to Al-Karak in the East rural area, a developing battle.
Dayr Al-‘Adas Road in the north rural area, 2 grubs stomped out. No names.
Al-Jisri Village: Another scene of a major ambush just developing. I have no details.
Al-Lijaat, Al-Ma’sara (Oil Press), Old Customs Building, Jordan St (attack on checkpoint, miserable failure, 6 rats killed), Rusoom Burghusha and Al-Mutilla. All saw action. I have no details.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
If you’re interested in the evolving investigation in Lebanon concerning the Saudi-financed terrorists, have a look at this from our not-so-photosensitive friends:
Note how Cameron is trying to lay the groundwork for a defense against the charges of war crimes:
For those who read German, get this one about more hand-cutting and the hypocrisy of fake-Islam: