Al-Sahl: Syrian Army has liberated the entire town of Al-Sahl from top to bottom. All rat nests have been cleared and all rats killed. My sources tell me that women came out of their homes to kiss Syrian soldiers and throw flowers at them. SANA is in Al-Sahl now and we expect to see photos of this hero’s welcome tomorrow.
Yarmouk Camp: Backtracking, reneging and backpeddling are the calling cards of Takfiri and Wahhabist ape-liars. And so, as though Palestinians don’t have enough trouble, the Jabhat Al-Nusra has been observed returning to positions in the camp again in order to frustrate the U,N.’s efforts to bring relief to these people. Their location is at Yarmouk Avenue at 30th Street This announcement was made by the publicity chief of the PFLP-GC in Damascus.
Reemaa Farms: Essentially rat-free. 2 pick-ups with 23mm aa cannons were destroyed. 11 rodents were dispatched to Satan’s Sushi Parlor and Tepanaki Grill:
Al-Nabk: A huge stash of weapons was found here (See SANA photo above) containing rockets, grenades, night vision equipment, medicine and a veritable Sears catalog of ammunition.
Zabadaani: In the East Mountains. Another warehouse filled with weapons and ammo was discovered thanks to help from citizens. All goodies given to NDF.
Daarayyaa: 2 rodents sniping around found themselves surrounded with no place to go. Both were foreigners and their names have not been released.
Doumaa: Security Services killed 3 rats and took 3 prisoner.
Al-‘Ibb and Al-‘Aaliya Farms: Security services again in action. No details.
‘Irbeen: A mortar and its 2 operators were destroyed by a perfectly hurled grenade:
Zaahi Ahmad Al-Sammaan
Mustafaa Khaleel Nakhla
Al-Maleeha: Mortar destroyed. No details.
Harastaa: A pick-up with 23mm aa cannon attacked by NDF with 4 rats killed and the cannon seized for use by NDF to kill Saudis. No names.
Harastaa: At the Secondary School Roundabout, a skirmish with no details.
Jawbar: At the Sadkop Corporation, 3 rodents were killed:
‘Adraa Town: Jabhat Al-Islam tried to infiltrate the area but was doing so with blaring kazoos. Evidently, they were not very good at infiltrating and were killed to a rat. No details.
Photo of SAA tank entering Al-Sahl yesterday (SANA)
Huwayjat Al-Muree’iyya: COMPLETELY LIBERATED AS OF SUNDAY 6:00 P.M. DAMASCUS TIME. A C&C center belonging to Jabhat Al-Nusra was invaded by infantry and security. All contents seized including CDs from Saudi-accented retardates urging listeners to fight a “Jihad” against the Alawi apostate (Raafidhiyya) regime and to protect Sunnis. Monzer reports that the C&C HQ was pointed out by Sunni villagers who would have loved to behead the JN rodents with their own hands. The SAA was able to advance here after taking control of all hills surrounding the town. Good show.
SANA photo of SAA tanks coming in to Al-Muree’iyya
BIG DEMONSTRATIONS IN HOMS AT KARM AL-SHAAMI, HASYAA AND OTHER SURROUNDING AREAS ALL DEMANDING EXTERMINATION OF CRIMINAL RATS. DEMONSTRATIONS ALSO REPORTED IN QUNAYTRA ON THE GOLAN.
LEBANON: Apparently, President Michel Sulayman has awakened from a long sleep and has ordered his army and security services to rid the country of foreign rodents. Yesterday, a Tunisian named B Bin Muhammad” was arrested after receiving medical treatment in the Bekaa for injuries he sustained while fighting in Yabrood. He was captured by Lebanese authorities after he was released from hospital in order to rejoin his rodent mercenary litter-mates in Yabrood.
Al-Khaalidiyya Village: JN was creamed here by NDF and SAA. 12 killed and 2 taken prisoner. No names available.
Al-Ghajar: Fighting. No details.
Burj Qaa’iy: Ditto.
Al-Haaj Mas’ood Farms near Keeseen. Ditto.
Al-Rastan area: JN loses 6 rodents.
Umm Sharshooh Hills near Talbeesa: Skirmishing.
Al-Zaara: Completely surrounded near Tal Kalakh, a pack of rats tried to break out yesterday to find the area “Huis Clos”. No way out. 4 confirmed killed. No names.
Al-Hissn: 11 rodents killed by SAA:
Nashwaan Kadaalim (rat leader of Jabhat Al-Islam)
The other 6 were not names and are believed to be foreign.
Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah: In the city. A sniper and 9 other jackals were killed. No names.
Baab Al-Sibaa’: A tunnel from this location to Old Homs was uncovered with the help of citizens.
Talbeesa: At Al-Mashjar South, an attack on a checkpoint was repelled.
ALEPPO: I’m only going to give you areas of fighting. I am not getting detailed rat-stats from anybody because Operation Canopus Star is intensifying and nobody has any time to give out statistics:
Bani Zayd, Al-Marja, Al-Hilwaaniyya, Turaab Hulluk, Al-Jandool Roundabout, Youth Residencies, Al-Ma’saraaniyya, Al-Haawoozh Roundabout, Al-Kallaasa, Industrial Area to the NW, Junayd Family Stone Quarries, Huraytaan, Al-Judayda, ‘Irbeed, Kuwayris (a pick-up with 23mm destroyed), Heelaan, Al-Jubayla (pick-up with 23mm aa destroyed), Al-Jabbool Lake (mortar destroyed), ‘Azeeza Village (mortar and operator destroyed), Bustaan Al-Qassr, Bani Zayd, Hanaanu, Al-‘Aamiriyya, Salaahuddeen, Old City, Tal Sooseen and Central Prison area.
Old City of Aleppo: At the Al-Khusrufiyya Mosque, an attempt to infiltrate to the Al-Sayyid Ali Quarter was foiled.
________________________________________________________________ COMMENTARY AND NEWS: Good article about the Ukraine with some salacious remarks from an incompetent American female hermaphrodite apparatchika. Enjoy the parallels:
Nice wrap-up about Obama’s real foreign policy and what it means to the Ukraine, Syria and Venezuela:
John Esq. sends this fine article about the history of the Crimea and Russia’s relationship to it:
John Esq. sends another great article about Crimea which further illustrates the rampant hypocrisy of the Obama regime:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks John Esq.)