AHMAD JARBAA, PIMP AND PLAGIARIST, PREVARICATOR AND POPINJAY, POSES FOR THE COVER OF “ALTER-EGO MAGAZINE” THIS WEEK. (Thanks, Leith)
Huwayjat Al-Muree’iyya: Syrian Army and SAAF boondoggled the J.N. rodents here with spectacular tactics resulting in the deaths of 47:
Hussayn Sayf-Al-Deen ‘Abdul-Baaqi
‘Ali Badr Al-Shumookh
Muhammad Khalaf Al-Yaaseen
Zhaafer Khaldoon Al-Qaassemi
‘Umar ‘Adhaab Al-Mastoor
Marwaan Ahmad Al-Waz’al
The others have not been identified.
Al-Sinaa’ah, Al-Huwayqa, Al-Jubayla, Old Airport, Al-Rushidiyya:
No other names available
It had to happen sooner or later. Obama’s rodent army, expecting some offensive in the south and a possible ouster of their bases in Southern Turkey, stepped up attacks today at the Abu Dhuhoor Airbase and got annihilated for all their trouble. 49 rodents have been counted dead by spotters with 8 flatbeds mounted with 23mm anti-aircraft guns burning in the fields around the base. They attacked from every direction and were killed accordingly. Huge loss for J.N. and J.I. It is amazing the Americans hold out any hope for them. Some of you might have thought the base had fallen into the hands of the rats, like Taftanaaz, a repair facility for aging helicopters. No, my friends, the base is solidly in the hands of the government.
Al-Nayrab: Confirmed 22 jackals killed in rousing action:
Ahmad Mustafaa Al-Taareq
Ahmad Saalem Haaj-‘Ali
Muhammad Nuhaad Darweesh
I have no other names. These were gleaned from SANA.
HOMS: 58 MORE TERRORIST RATS BECOME HUMAN BEINGS IN THE OLD CITY AFTER THEY AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE AMNESTY LAW 2013/70. GOOD SHOW
SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS HONORED TO ANNOUNCE THE DEPARTURE OF “ABU QA’QAA’ AL-TUNISI” (TUNISIAN GNAT EXCRETIION) AT THE HANDS OF SOME OTHER TERRORIST GANG. HE WAS A MEMBER OF ISIS, APPARENTLY AND IS NOW ENJOYING THE RAPTURE OF HADES. Another 20 went down with him. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Obama’s ambassadorial appointments are taking a beating in this funny article from a media which lies as much as the BBC:
400 more Tunisian militants return home to roost. Wow. Now I know why we are killing less and less of them. I guess they figured out they weren’t going to Heaven after all:
WILE E. COYOTE BBQ MOMENT:
Captain Corto sends this incendiary video of a rat caught on a bbq spit:
OBAMA'S TERRORISTS TAKE A BEATING IN DAYR EL ZOR; RATS SAVAGED IN IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE BBQ MOMENT by Ziad Fadel