OBAMA’S TERRORISTS TAKE A BEATING IN DAYR EL ZOR; RATS SAVAGED IN IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE BBQ MOMENT

AHMAD JARBAA, PIMP AND PLAGIARIST, PREVARICATOR AND POPINJAY, POSES FOR THE COVER OF “ALTER-EGO MAGAZINE” THIS WEEK. (Thanks, Leith)

DAYR EL-ZOR:

Huwayjat Al-Muree’iyya:  Syrian Army and SAAF boondoggled the J.N. rodents here with spectacular tactics resulting in the deaths of 47:

Hussayn Sayf-Al-Deen ‘Abdul-Baaqi

Ghassaan Al-Shaaker

‘Ali Badr Al-Shumookh

Muhammad Khalaf Al-Yaaseen

Zhaafer Khaldoon Al-Qaassemi

‘Umar ‘Adhaab Al-Mastoor

Ahmad Al-Saaleh

‘Umar Tarraad

Marwaan Ahmad Al-Waz’al

The others have not been identified.

Al-Sinaa’ah, Al-Huwayqa, Al-Jubayla, Old Airport, Al-Rushidiyya: 

Zubayr Al-Fahl

‘Azeez Al-Busaalem

Qays Al-Shaddaad

‘Abdullah Al-Shaykh

‘Abdul-Hayy Al-Mutlaq

No other names available

IDLIB:

It had to happen sooner or later. Obama’s rodent army, expecting some offensive in the south and a possible ouster of their bases in Southern Turkey, stepped up attacks today at the Abu Dhuhoor Airbase and got annihilated for all their trouble.  49 rodents have been counted dead by spotters with 8 flatbeds mounted with 23mm anti-aircraft guns burning in the fields around the base.  They attacked from every direction and were killed accordingly.  Huge loss for J.N. and J.I. It is amazing the Americans hold out any hope for them.  Some of you might have thought the base had fallen into the hands of the rats, like Taftanaaz, a repair facility for aging helicopters. No, my friends, the base is solidly in the hands of the government.

Al-Nayrab:  Confirmed 22 jackals killed in rousing action:

‘Abdullah Al-Badri

Ibraaheem Al-Badri

Ibraaheem Zurayq

Waleed Al-‘Eedu

Ahmad Mustafaa Al-Taareq

Ahmad Saalem Haaj-‘Ali

Waleed Al-Yusuf

Muhammad Nuhaad Darweesh

I have no other names. These were gleaned from SANA.

HOMS:  58 MORE TERRORIST RATS BECOME HUMAN BEINGS IN THE OLD CITY AFTER THEY AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE AMNESTY LAW 2013/70.  GOOD SHOW

تسوية أوضاع 58 شاباً في حمص.. والمحافظة جاهزة لإجلاء المزيد من المواطنين

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS HONORED TO ANNOUNCE THE DEPARTURE OF “ABU QA’QAA’ AL-TUNISI” (TUNISIAN GNAT EXCRETIION) AT THE HANDS OF SOME OTHER TERRORIST GANG.  HE WAS A MEMBER OF ISIS, APPARENTLY AND IS NOW ENJOYING THE RAPTURE OF HADES. Another 20 went down with him. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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NEWS AND COMMENT:

Obama’s ambassadorial appointments are taking a beating in this funny article from a media which lies as much as the BBC:

http://news.yahoo.com/u-s–diplomats-to-obama–ambassador-nominees-should-really-know-something-about-their-destination-135030697.html

400 more Tunisian militants return home to roost. Wow. Now I know why we are killing less and less of them. I guess they figured out they weren’t going to Heaven after all:

http://en.alalam.ir/news/1569804

 

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WILE E. COYOTE BBQ MOMENT:

Captain Corto sends this incendiary video of a rat caught on a bbq spit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP5JnsSGDvE

 

 

 

 

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captaincorto
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Sophisticated night-vision-equipment shifted to NDF-branches in the Qualamon via Saudi Arabia and Qatar have lead to disturbing sightings on the scene! Maybe those elements confronting them spotted the newly camouflaged SAA-Hisballah creeping towards ’em!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMyYoc9b-D0

Go, get ’em, lads!

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Raymond Dillon
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Ah?

Anonymous
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Hm this mus be 7 generation of nightvision when he see like sunglasses

Anonymous
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After see u video i think technological advance of saudi arabia and qatar compared to the rest of the world are huge lol

captaincorto
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Just wanted to provoke some hyena laughs.

Mauler
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Why hyenas?U write something about Sophisticated nightvision and add u something else and wonder about joke.When u know what nightvision are add u propably this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sdfvctsC4c of course night vision are too limited to used him for scouting FLIR are far more better in this case and u cannot so easy hidding as be nightvision.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvnMYqj2c0

david
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the ”great southern offensive”? to take damascus is the biggest load of propaganda bullshit there is. the last throw of the dice. how can 13,000 or 113,000 untrained idiots with a hundred tanks [ or even a 1000 tanks ] with no airforce mount a credible attack against a professional army 500, 000 strong, which pound for pound is the best and most battle hardened army in the middle east? the answer is they cannot. absolute bullshit from top to bottom.

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Maybe the equipment even helped in tracking them all the way to Al-‘Utayba. Ziad

dudleydoright911
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In light of the fact that Jarbaa’s fabricated C.V, and whitewashed, checkered past have come to light it seems that ( in addition to the above photo ) that with the help of a top makeup artist and wig artisan he will be left to fill the role of sex jihad concubine for the lusty savages of the ignoble ismamist hordes. We know he can’t properly run a bordello so he may as well get his hands dirty ( among other things ). Knock twice if you’re coming in the back door fellas. Great news on the update. Nice to… Read more »
Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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I share your excitement. As far as Jarbaa is concerned, he is too ugly to be a sex jihadist unless he wears a veil. Ziad

chabraque
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chabraque

Thank you for the great update.
I thought about buying a pickup-truck one day, but after all they do not seem very safe

dudleydoright911
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I have a dodge RAM 1500 with 100k miles on it. As long as you don’t mount a 23mm machine gun in it you’ll be fine.

Nini
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I do not know how old u folk’s are , But if have ever seen a cartoon series called “masks”.

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Just make sure to buy one without a Doschka. Ziad

Sausage and Mash
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Has anyone owned up to impregnating rattus maximus, Ahmed Jarba? My guess would the the warmonger extraordinaire and closeted homosexual, Mr William Hague.

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S&M

All of the western ziofascist/fascists would fit that bill. 😀 In fact I suspect the ultimate far right dream, whether zionazi, nazi or simple minded George Strait fan would be the ability to impregnate another man (and having a “wife”, with the usual breast implants, who would cheer-lead the process and clean up the mess afterwards). Needless to say, the wearing of cowboy hats or baseball caps is a requirement here, especially indoors where there is a lot of intense sunlight and rain. ;D

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Hague is SyrPer’s winner of the Walking Glans Award for 2012. Do you think Hague could bear children? Ziad

spinworthy
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spinworthy

Ziad, any chance that surprise you were mentioning involves mobile platform tactical guided missiles aimed at logistics and control centres inside the Jordanian border? That would certainly be a surprise and quite wonderful if it were true. One can only wish for such things. Does the US or Israel have a defense pact with the midget kingdom?

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Every villain in the world has a defense pact with that slimy dwarf monarch. As far as the “Surprise” goes, I cannot discuss it. But, mobile missiles are the Syrian metier. Ziad

CHEVI789
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Nice pic of Jarba, the prostitute for the west, well many leaders are falling one by one Ukraine being the latest, seems all those morons who are anti-Assad have egg on their face, for we Syrians bow to no one but God.

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Notice how there is at least one “someone” post after every blog post? A human spammer would not bother after a few failed tries. A computer generated virus would keep trying as such would be part of it’s programming.

Anonymous
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I tried to watch the video about the night vision, and I got a video about “creepy jackalope eye”

CHEVI789
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Oh i also forgot, here is a link to how the non-muslim salafist saudi pigs want to destroy everything, including scared sites of Mohamud (pbuh) http://www.almanar.com.lb/english/adetails.php?fromval=1&cid=23&frid=23&eid=137256 anyone notice that there is not one church in saudi scarabia? they destroyed all of them.

Sicel joe
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Sicel joe

Ziad, come on! You gotta’ stop posting pictures of such hideously ugly creatures like this latest Ahmad Jarbaa the Hut character and then, the top guy: Bandar Bin Babboon. I mean, oftentimes, I find myself sitting at the table having breakfast or lunch and wanting to fulfill my desire to keep abreast of international affairs and so, I’ll surf to Syper and then, aaaaaghhhh. I’ll lose my appetite in a heartbeat struggling not to barf out an exquisite liver and fava bean dish with a fine Chianti that I’m having.

martin
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Al mayadeen reporting 150 vermin liquidated near birket otaibi in a trap set by saa, inclusive of saudi and jordanian carcasses. They have quoted an anonymous saa general declaring it their biggest trap to date. Mayadeen is pretty reliable so there is a good chance this info is true.

Rgds,

Martin

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