ALEPPO: Fighting reported in all these areas:
Al-Haawooz Roundabout and Neighborhood
Youth Housing in Hanaanu
Shaykh Najjaar Industrial area – 8 pick-ups destroyed with 3 23mm cannons seized. Nice gift. Huge loss to rats.
Shaykh Sa’eed Factories: 13 rats killed, launcher seized with rockets, weapons and ammunition. THANK YOU SAUDI APES
‘Ibteen and Jubb Al-Safaa: 6 pick-ups destroyed with some 23mm cannons confiscated in working condition.
Khaan Toomaan: SAA foiled attempt by rats to attack citizens. All 12 rodents dispatched to the fires of Hades.
Castillo: Confirmed 17 rodents killed, 4 taken prisoner.
Al-Zarzoor Hospital area.
ALEPPO: “ABU KHALED AL-SOURI” TAKES THE METRO TO HELL IN TURAAB HULLUK, ALEPPO. ISIS wipes out founder of Ahraar Al-Shaam in a suicide attack killing 6 of his litter-mates. He was burned to death. Hoisted by his own petard. His other nom de guerre was Abu ‘Umayr Al-Shaami. Boo hoo hoo. More glorious news from the front.
Abu-Khaaled Al-Shaami. Notorious imbecile and rat collector, renowned for his ability to mediate disputes among psychopaths, he was killed by one just yesterday.
Al-Muree’iyya Hills: SYRIAN ARMY now has total control over this town and is planning entry soon to rid the population of the plague-carrying rodents.
Huwayjat Al-Muree’iyya: Most parts now liberated.
2nd Elevation Station in Dayr El-Zor: Skirmishing led to the deaths of these vultures:
Bassaam Rasheed (Leader of Saqr Quraysh Brigade. “Falcon of Quraysh Brigade. Oh, yawn.)
Muhammad Noor Khaaled Al-Jaru (Leader of Abu Bakr Al-Siddeeq Brigade, yawn)
‘Adnaan Jamaal Al-‘Ali (Leader of Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam. Yawn cubed)
Another 13 were killed with them but my sources don’t have names other than those listed by SANA.
Al-Ruhayba: 2 pick-ups with machine gun cannons destroyed.
Jub’adeen – Al-Jibba Junction, 5 confirmed rat deaths.
Hawsh ‘Arab: No details about fighting here.
‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies east of the cemetery, a flatbed with a 23mm Doschka destroyed. 11 rats killed of the Jabhat Al-Islam killed.
Doumaa at ‘Aaliya Farms: A new group calling itself “Faylaq Al-Rahmaan” got squeezed. 4 dead rats. The group’s name is an obvious attempt to avoid the very monotonous “Brigade” or “Battalion” words. Faylaq means “army corps”, a ridiculous name for an outfit with only about 10 people.
Al-Sahl: No details.
Reemaa Farms in Doumaa: These were killed yesterday in fighting:
Aadam Suhayl Abu-Sa’ada
Mustafaa Hussayn Al-Ahmadiyya
‘Azmi Khaaled Shalabi
Ma’moon Muhammad ‘Abdul-Raheem
Jawbar to the east near the Police Infirmary. No details.
Harastaa: No details. Could be the same as the Jawbar entry.
Khaan Al-Shaykh: Clean-up here with the help of citizens.
Daarayyaa: 2 snipers found and arrested in starving condition.
Yabrood: Army intensifying preparations here and at Faleeta.
Al-Jaraajeer: Attempted rat infiltration foiled by NDF.
Waadi Al-Jaraabee‘ next to Al-Mushrifa: 21 confirmed dead rats of the J.N. and J.I.
Mawrek (Var. Murk): A veritable weapons bonanza thanks to the Saudi apes. 58 rats confirmed killed in a battle involving the SAAF. I will have more news about this rat-debacle tomorrow.
Al-Ghantu: All 7 rats in a truck were incinerated along with their ammunition stockpile when they wouldn’t stop for a search by NDF at a checkpoint. So sad. Big Boom! Carcasses in poor condition with no documentation.
Abu-Al-Reesh – East Umm Haraateen in the Eastern Mukharram Mountains. Reports indicate big losses without any details.
Khattaab Village: Attack on citizens thwarted by NDF.
Bi`r Jabaab Village: Mop-up remnant rats. No details.
Al-Khaalidiyya: No details about clean-up operation.
Al-Zaara: Continuing SAA siege leads to daily losses for rats anxious to escape stranglehold. No hope for rats. 32 killed last night. Only these have been identified:
Old Customs Building area near Al-Marshaat, the Juice Bar and the Abu-Hurayra Mosque, a group calling itself “Liwaa` Al-Muthanna”, mostly Iraqis, was annihilated yesterday to the tune of 17. No prisoners, I’m delighted to report. No names.
‘Itmaan: The illustrious “Liwaa` Al-Mu’tazz Billaah” was decapitated yesterday when its princeps principii was splattered into so much jelly by an SAA howitzer:
Muhammad Ghaaleb Al-Masri
Der’ah Central Prison: Boy, those morons have a things for penal institutes. An attack was foiled by SAA and guards. Easy trick. No details.
Dam Road Neighborhood (Tareeq Al-Sadd) near the Al-Sultaan Fuel and Laundry Station. An attack by FSA with some armor was crushed by SAAF and artillery. Total counted so far: 49 rodents.
Ayb: A vehicle with weapons and ammunition stopped and driver arrested. Great ammo for our NDF.
Simleen at the entrance, in Al-Lijaat, a large number of buzzards was taken down, but, I have no details.
Khirbat Ghazaala: Rats drove into a hornet’s nest of SAA and NDF here. I expect lots of rat-stats tomorrow.
Rasm Al-Makhraz close to Jamra Mosque. More rats killed but no details. available.
Tal Barak: Kurdish fighters of the YPG exterminated 28 rodents belonging to both ISIS and J.N.. Just trying to keep them apart, you know.
BEIRUT: AHMAD JARBA, THE PUSTULE-RIDDEN PRINCE OF POOP AND SELF-STYLED HEAD OF THE NACOSROF HAS BEEN DECLARED A FRAUD BY THE BEIRUT ARAB UNIVERSITY. HE HAS NEVER RECEIVED ANY DEGREE IN POLY-SCI FROM THAT COLLEGE OR IN ANY FIELD, FOR THAT MATTER. I’M SURE MCCAIN WILL FIND A PLACE FOR HIM WITH ELIZABETH O’BAGY:
Wow! What academic credentials!
NEWS AND USEFUL INFORMATION:
John Esq. sends this text of the earth-shaking resolution at the U.N. all my readers are fretting about. This is for the historians amongst you:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Raad)
Watch Abu Khaled the Salafist utter his last words as a perfectly launched mortar shell vaporizes him and sends him to Hell:
Now watch this one as a possible FSA moron tries to save a fellow rodent and eventually winds up having sex with him. Like something out of the Pink Panther/Clouseau movies. The amount of shooting will have you laughing. So sad, I mean, really!