NBC LIES NOW AT BBC LEVEL. WATCH THIS VIDEO AND KNOW HOW THE NBC NETWORK SPINS STORIES AND TRIES TO CONTROL THE MINDS OF AMERICANS. SHAME ON BRIAN WILLIAMS: (Thanks, New Yorker) PLEASE LET THIS GO VIRAL.
ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARAB ARMY NOW CONTROLS THE SYRTEL AND GHAALI HILLS GIVING SAA UNPRECEDENTED CONTROL OVER ENTIRE NORTH. FSA, JABHAT AL-NUSRA AND JIHAD AL-ISLAM FLEE AREA LIKE RATS LEAVING A SINKING SHIP; 11 SAUDIS AND 9 CHECHENS BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS. BATTLES SOUTHEAST OF CENTRAL PRISON RAGING AS SAA ON NEW OFFENSIVE TO EXTERMINATE OBAMA’S FILTHY RODENTS .
Kuwayris Airbase: Fighting near Rasm Al-‘Abbood. No details.
Conserva Factory: SAA killed these in a firefight:
Muhammad Shataara (In truth, he was really stupid)
Another 4 could not be identified. 5 surrendered.
OUR DEEPEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-HASHEESH FAMILY FOR ITS DEEP COMMITMENT TO PERSONAL EXTINCTION. DON’T FORGET, A FAMILY THAT SNORTS HASHISH TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER…………..IN HELL.
HOMS: This just in from Wael, the SAA has surrounded a large pack of rats trying to escape westward to Lebanon. No way, Jose. Airpower and artillery did the complete job of rendering them into cat food. No names yet, but the numbers are beginning to add up and their defeat will be announced soon.
Al-Rushdiyya Quarter: All 10 rats dead in firefight with SAA and security:
Muhammad Naader Qarassli (var: Qursuli)
Mahmoud Bilaal Al-Dulaymi (IRAQI CAT POOP)
The rest could not be identified
Al-Ba’ath Bridge: An attempt to attack the airbase failed miserably. No details yet.
NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
Idiot and war criminal Obama is discussing the inevitable failure of his own miserable policies with Arabian apes. It looks like Jordan isn’t so innocent after all, right? This is mostly covered in Washington Post:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Raad)