DAMASCUS: 46 RATS SURRENDER DEMANDING CLEMENCY AND A RETURN TO CIVILIZED LIFE IN DAMASCUS
These former rodents from Babeelaa and Bayt Sahm have settled their accounts with the people of Syria by returning to a normal, civilized life.
Daarayyaa: A group calling itself “Brigade of the Martyrs” (Liwaa` Al-Shuhadaa`, yawn) joined their dead in Hell as the SAA devastated them near the Shrine of Sukayna:
Yaasser Al-‘Ater (a/k/a “Al-Tayr”, the bird, yawn)
Another 4 could not be identified.
Khaan Al-Shaykh: Fighting with no details.
Madhaayaa: An attack on a military checkpoint went disastrously wrong yesterday as citizens called to warn soldiers who quickly prepared to give the raiding rats a riotous welcome:
“Abu Al-‘Ulaa” (foreign rat from Libya identified by captured rodents. Id pending)
Another 7 could not be identified. 4 taken prisoner.
Al-Zabadaani: 2 pickup trucks with the usual Doschkas were stopped. A firefight ensued and most of the rats were killed. Some managed to escape toward the Lebanon. No names.
Al-Qastal Town: Fighting with no details near the Qalamoon.
SAUDI APE TERRORIST ESCAPES WAR AND RETURNS TO SAUDI APELAND:
Alalam reports that Sulaymaan Al-Subay’iy who left his home turn turf to turn Syria into a miasma of backwardness has, himself, taken a stop back and turned himself in to Saudi “diplomatic” officials in Ankara after realizing that the Syrian Army was breathing down his stinking Ayraab monkey neck.
(Photo: Alalam) Monkey see. Monkey do. This piece of simian ordure stands next to the idiot who sired him in the paradise of Iron Age Arabia.
Mawrik (var. Moork): SAA killed the following on 01-16-14:
Abu Dhurr Al-Azerbayjaani (Iranian Turk scurvy-laden rat eating wolf vomit)
Abu-‘Issaa Al-Ansaari (Id pending)
Jinaan Village: On 01-16-14 – 2 pick-ups with 23mm machine gun cannons were decimated and all rodents on board sent to the Hot Gates. In the trucks were sophisticated satellite communications equipment obtained in Turkey from British suppliers. How do we know? Because this operation was an ambush after receiving Intel from assets in Turkey, that’s how. 7 rats dead.
Al-Humayri: West rural Hama, SAA found 13 IEDs with average payloads of 50kgs.
It appears the rats have stopped their attacks on the Central Prison after the arrival of thousands of reinforcements to the area. Today was the first day no report came in about problems around the prison’s perimeter. The rats have lost over 2,500 of their litter-mates trying to enter this citadel behind whose walls resideds my wife’s nephew with the SAA.
Qaadhi ‘Askar: NDF and police clashed with a group of rodents belonging to the Liwaa` Al-Tawheed (Brigade of Monotheism, yawn).
Muhammad ‘Alibaayef (Id pending. CHECHEN RICKETS PUSTULE. Forged papers)
Another 2 could not be identified. 6 taken prisoner and warbling.
Al-Marja District: SAA and security pursued 4 rats in a car and stopped it eventually. All surrendered.
Bustaan Al-Qassr: Fighting with no details.
Judayda: Skirmishing on Al-Kayyaali Street in the south end. These are remnant rodents unwilling to surrender because some in their ranks may not be candidates for the Amnesty Program. The other possibility is they are foreigners who can expect no mercy. Wael does not know and there are no details.
Al-Raashideen: Clean-up. 1 rat killed and 5 taken prisoner.
Al-Jazmaati: On the road to the International Airport, SAA killed 2 rodents and took 2 prisoner after they flew by firing their light weapons at a checkpoint.
Al-Marja: 16 hyenas in a safehouse were roused and killed to a scavenger:
Radhwaan Ahmad Al-Soos
The other 5 were identified as foreign (by their appearance) and had no papers.
Karm Al-Muyassar: (var: Al-Maysir): Clean-up. No details.
Fighting reported heavy in these areas:
Al-Shaykh Najjaar to the north of the city
More hilarious, Keystone Cops stories about rats trying to sneak in to Tal Kalakh.
Tal Kalakh area: Rodents started out in Waadi Khaaled on the Lebanese side and wound up taking the Red Coach to Lucifer’s Lounge and BBQ. Spotters counted 7 dead and 12 wounded. The rats drove vans into the area to pick up the dead and wounded. They got caught. Estimated dead: 26. No names.
Al-Zaara: Nests of rodents destroyed. Weapons and ammunition seized and given to NDF for use to kill Arabian apes:
Others were not identified.
Sarj Al-Dibs (Saddle of Treacle) Village: 13 rodents killed.
Waadi Al-Safaa in the Al-Qusayr area: 6 vans and 3 pickups destroyed along with machine guns and ammunition. Wael reports that 19 rodents were killed and 23 taken prisoners in a standout performance by SAA and NDF.
Hawwaara: In the Al-Qusayr area. Fighting with no details.
NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
Here’s a new one from Jo6pac about America’s about-face. Nice reading and good material about lying and propaganda:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: Thanks, Anonymous.