SHENANIGANS AMERICAN STYLE AT GENEVA-2; SAUD AL-FAYSAL TO THE SEWER

January 28, 2014 – The Syrian opposition is so dull intellectually it almost makes you want to swig a bottle of Pepto Bismol whenever a photo of their “delegation” accosts you on a web page.  I cannot believe how naive they are.  The Syrian government offered to allow women and children out of the Central Old City in Homs as an humanitarian act to relieve suffering.  The “opposition” (with American connivance) retorted that: “No. Allow food into the city to alleviate starvation”.  Wow.  Isn’t the team of Robert Ford and John Kerry clever?

 

This transparent ruse was not lost on the Syrian government’s delegation.  They could tell immediately that the rat-supporting “opposition” wanted to extend the presence of their cannibal heroes by months just through negotiating a “Care package program”. The rats inside the city would hold small territory longer while it seemed that the exile opposition could manage a victory or two for their allies- in-savagery at home.  Who seemed ineffectual to most observers could secure some good will very quickly with a little ingenuity and pluck.

 

The Syrian government must not fall for this obvious trick.  Feeding your enemies is a recipe for a longer, French-style dinner, the courses never seeming to end.  Instead, as I believe the delegation in Montreux is thinking: insist on a release of all children and female non-

combatants which would alleviate their suffering and then continue the process of liberating all of Homs.

 

The U.S. State Department, through some rube named Vasquez, is hitting the airwaves with a fusillade of propaganda trying to convince people that the government of Syria is acting irresponsibly and non-constructively in delaying the shipment of food to the rodents.  Why, he went so far as to say that the entire negotiations are threatened by the actions of Damascus. (yawn).  Needless to say, the Syrian government must not be influenced by American machinations.

 

As I told the Arab-American news’ reporter, Ali Harb, last week when I was asked by telephone what I thought the chances of success were at Geneva-2 (“Zero”), the atmosphere there has become a bit like a freak sideshow at a carnival.

 

We note that as of this writing, SyrPer’s 2012 Miguel De Cervantes Tilting at Windmills Award Winner, Lakhdar Brahimi, has decided  to discontinue talks on Tuesday. This tool of France – a chien enrage – who never hesitated to display his master’s lashes – is now at endgame and should be retired to his villa in the south of France before he brings upon his family even more humiliation.

 

And so we return to the battlefield where our army is savaging the savages in battle after battle.  We can now confirm that all southeast Aleppo is on the verge of being completely deloused as large reinforcements enter the fray and demolish the ramparts built by the ape-supported rat enemy.

 

ALEPPO:  The war between ISIS and the other rodent-clones continues despite the efforts of Al-Qaeda Emperor Rat, Ayman Zawaheri, to bring the dueling parties together in a grand Pax Terroristica.  Sitting in his cave in Bora Bora or in the Hindu Kush, Zawaheri takes pleasure in issuing “fatwas” that take months to deliver due to certain conditions he must live with and which we need not detail.

 

Apparently, the towns of Huraytaan and Kafr Hamraa have been changing hands as both ISIS and the “more moderate” (nyuk) forces blast away at each other to the tune of Les Marseillaise – bloody awful I’ve heard – I mean – why not just enjoy the whole thing with a cold beer?

 

 

Al-Muslimiyya:  5 vans loaded with weapons from Saudi Arabia were set on fire by SAA RPGs as they tried to squirm their way out of a cul de sac. According to Wael, the preliminary reports count 16 roasted carcasses.

 

 

Tal Rif’aat:  I think I already reported this – but – it’s important.  The former Iraqi Ba’ath intelligence officer named “Hajji Bakr” who transcended secular thinking by joining the ranks of the neanderthal terrorist rat-group ISIS was killed yesterday at this location.  Our condolences to ‘Izzaat Ibraaheem Al-Douri as he enjoys tea with Dr. Zawaheri inside some cave in the belly of Asia.

 

Al-Layramoon:  19 rats confirmed killed in a firefight. It will be one of the last as this area is about to be announced rat-free.

 

 

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SAUD AL-FAYSAL, MUTTERING, SPUTTERING, STUTTERING, MUMBLING, STUMBLING, BUMBLING, GRUMBLING METAPHOR FOR ARABIAN SIMIAN SEPTIC SYNAPTIC SCOLIOSIS IS OUT!!!!  HE IS GOING TO BE REPLACED BY HIS BROTHER, TURKEY AL-FAYSAL, FORMER HEAD OF THE SAUDI UNINTELLIGENCE DIRECTORATE AND CHIEF AMERICAN SPY IN WASHINGTON,  OR KING ABDULLAH THE ZOMBIE’S SON: ‘ABDUL-‘AZEEZ.

 

Good bye, Faysal. Good bye, Hillary. Good bye, Sarkozy. Good bye, Berlusconi. Good bye, Morsi. Good bye, Prince Fatso of Qatar. And good bye, Obama.    

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DER’AH:


Inkhil:  SAA killed these 2:

 

 

Salaah Al-Naasser

Yaasser Al-Naasser

 

BEST WISHES TO THE AL-NAASSER FAMILY FOR THEIR FINE DONATION TO THE UNIVERSAL CESSPOOL IN HELL.

 

Busraa Al-Shaam:  The Brigade of Hawraan’s Falcons lost this buzzard the day before yesterday:

 

“Abu ‘Umar” (SAUDI ARABIAN RODENT SPUTUM. Id pending)

 

Ayb School in Ayb:  More foreigners get on the tour bus to Hades:

 

 

Ahmad Daleel (JORDANIAN PIG LYMPH NODE)

Ayyoob Muhammad Khaleel Al-Jandali (KUWAITI RAT CHANCRE)

 

SAA also seized a pick-up with 23mm machine gun cannon and another pick-up with 23mm anti-aircraft machine gun cannon. Thanks, Bandar bin Shaytaan wherever you are.

 

Tal Al-Jumoo’ and Tal Al-Jaabiya in the National Forest in the western rural area.  Fighting with no details.

 

Al-HIraak – Al-Maleeha Road: Ditto.

 

City: Al-Manshiyya at the Art Institute, 6 killed.

 

Al-Khazzaan:  IED factory unearthed and 23mm cannon seized in the Bilaal Al-Habashi Mosque area.

 

Al-Urdun St. (Jordan): 2 rats killed.

 

Ibtah, East Roundabout of ‘Itmaan, Shaykh Miskeen and Umm Saaber. All saw skirmishing.  One rat name has arrived:

 

Rasheed Al-Hareeri

 


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jo6pac
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jo6pac

Thanks for the update and the site seems to working well.

Matt
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Matt

The syrian delegation should pose the question to the opposition delegation: “you mentioned the people of Syria are starving, are the rebel forces starving also”. If not, then the rebels are eating the peoples food. If they are starving, then you are asking us to feed our enemies, and before the rebels will allow any of the people to eat, they will have to be fed first.

dudleydoright911
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Great update as always. Speaking of the neolithic hirsute stooge Bandar, some friends in the intelligence community forwarded this closed circuit security camera footage still on the condition of anonymity.

It reveals that the royal pain in the ass is receiving medical care at our lady of the ignoble savage veterinary college for among other things, clinical depression, pathological insanity, an ambulatory impediment caused by a freak square dancing accident and the removal of his prehensile tail.

http://www.trbimg.com/img-518a6408/turbine/hc-the-day-in-pictures-20120325-463/599/599×401

with any luck samael will reserve a spot for him on his next charter flight to the abyss.

Regards,
Dudley

Fish n Chips
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The rat supporters will never let their enforced human shields leave their various rat-litters rampaging through Syria. They know they wouldn’t last five minutes against the inevitable onslaught of the Syrian forces that would ensue, finally unshackled to be able to let loose its full power against them.

CHEVI789
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lmfao, nice one dudley, had to comment on this…lol

CHEVI789
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Nice one Ziad, love the one with the president waving goodbye and your captions underneath it, btw Ziad, i am still at a loss why the president as still not called in the ex-pats, there are quite a lot of us, also many want to join from other countries, A Syrian legion would be nice, although i know the SAA and NDF are winning but it is way to slow, there needs to be a legion which can guard the turkish border at minimum.

What are you thoughts and has this been discussed with any Syrian delegation?.

Nikolai
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Nikolai

I too would love to join in.. though I am neither ex-pat nor of Syrian descent.

MeMadMax
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MeMadMax

Still worried about Daraa. ^.^

Raymond Dillon
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In attacking Syria they have attacked the world, making us all Syrians.
Syria now has hundreds of millions of Supporters all over the world, some of whom will make the ultimate sacrifice if needs be to end this Zionist regime change business once and for all.

Lucy
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Lucy

May God bless Bashar al Assad and the Syrian army

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