January 28, 2014 – The Syrian opposition is so dull intellectually it almost makes you want to swig a bottle of Pepto Bismol whenever a photo of their “delegation” accosts you on a web page. I cannot believe how naive they are. The Syrian government offered to allow women and children out of the Central Old City in Homs as an humanitarian act to relieve suffering. The “opposition” (with American connivance) retorted that: “No. Allow food into the city to alleviate starvation”. Wow. Isn’t the team of Robert Ford and John Kerry clever?
This transparent ruse was not lost on the Syrian government’s delegation. They could tell immediately that the rat-supporting “opposition” wanted to extend the presence of their cannibal heroes by months just through negotiating a “Care package program”. The rats inside the city would hold small territory longer while it seemed that the exile opposition could manage a victory or two for their allies- in-savagery at home. Who seemed ineffectual to most observers could secure some good will very quickly with a little ingenuity and pluck.
The Syrian government must not fall for this obvious trick. Feeding your enemies is a recipe for a longer, French-style dinner, the courses never seeming to end. Instead, as I believe the delegation in Montreux is thinking: insist on a release of all children and female non-
combatants which would alleviate their suffering and then continue the process of liberating all of Homs.
The U.S. State Department, through some rube named Vasquez, is hitting the airwaves with a fusillade of propaganda trying to convince people that the government of Syria is acting irresponsibly and non-constructively in delaying the shipment of food to the rodents. Why, he went so far as to say that the entire negotiations are threatened by the actions of Damascus. (yawn). Needless to say, the Syrian government must not be influenced by American machinations.
As I told the Arab-American news’ reporter, Ali Harb, last week when I was asked by telephone what I thought the chances of success were at Geneva-2 (“Zero”), the atmosphere there has become a bit like a freak sideshow at a carnival.
We note that as of this writing, SyrPer’s 2012 Miguel De Cervantes Tilting at Windmills Award Winner, Lakhdar Brahimi, has decided to discontinue talks on Tuesday. This tool of France – a chien enrage – who never hesitated to display his master’s lashes – is now at endgame and should be retired to his villa in the south of France before he brings upon his family even more humiliation.
And so we return to the battlefield where our army is savaging the savages in battle after battle. We can now confirm that all southeast Aleppo is on the verge of being completely deloused as large reinforcements enter the fray and demolish the ramparts built by the ape-supported rat enemy.
ALEPPO: The war between ISIS and the other rodent-clones continues despite the efforts of Al-Qaeda Emperor Rat, Ayman Zawaheri, to bring the dueling parties together in a grand Pax Terroristica. Sitting in his cave in Bora Bora or in the Hindu Kush, Zawaheri takes pleasure in issuing “fatwas” that take months to deliver due to certain conditions he must live with and which we need not detail.
Apparently, the towns of Huraytaan and Kafr Hamraa have been changing hands as both ISIS and the “more moderate” (nyuk) forces blast away at each other to the tune of Les Marseillaise – bloody awful I’ve heard – I mean – why not just enjoy the whole thing with a cold beer?
Al-Muslimiyya: 5 vans loaded with weapons from Saudi Arabia were set on fire by SAA RPGs as they tried to squirm their way out of a cul de sac. According to Wael, the preliminary reports count 16 roasted carcasses.
Tal Rif’aat: I think I already reported this – but – it’s important. The former Iraqi Ba’ath intelligence officer named “Hajji Bakr” who transcended secular thinking by joining the ranks of the neanderthal terrorist rat-group ISIS was killed yesterday at this location. Our condolences to ‘Izzaat Ibraaheem Al-Douri as he enjoys tea with Dr. Zawaheri inside some cave in the belly of Asia.
Al-Layramoon: 19 rats confirmed killed in a firefight. It will be one of the last as this area is about to be announced rat-free.
SAUD AL-FAYSAL, MUTTERING, SPUTTERING, STUTTERING, MUMBLING, STUMBLING, BUMBLING, GRUMBLING METAPHOR FOR ARABIAN SIMIAN SEPTIC SYNAPTIC SCOLIOSIS IS OUT!!!! HE IS GOING TO BE REPLACED BY HIS BROTHER, TURKEY AL-FAYSAL, FORMER HEAD OF THE SAUDI UNINTELLIGENCE DIRECTORATE AND CHIEF AMERICAN SPY IN WASHINGTON, OR KING ABDULLAH THE ZOMBIE’S SON: ‘ABDUL-‘AZEEZ.
Good bye, Faysal. Good bye, Hillary. Good bye, Sarkozy. Good bye, Berlusconi. Good bye, Morsi. Good bye, Prince Fatso of Qatar. And good bye, Obama.
Inkhil: SAA killed these 2:
BEST WISHES TO THE AL-NAASSER FAMILY FOR THEIR FINE DONATION TO THE UNIVERSAL CESSPOOL IN HELL.
Busraa Al-Shaam: The Brigade of Hawraan’s Falcons lost this buzzard the day before yesterday:
“Abu ‘Umar” (SAUDI ARABIAN RODENT SPUTUM. Id pending)
Ayb School in Ayb: More foreigners get on the tour bus to Hades:
Ahmad Daleel (JORDANIAN PIG LYMPH NODE)
Ayyoob Muhammad Khaleel Al-Jandali (KUWAITI RAT CHANCRE)
SAA also seized a pick-up with 23mm machine gun cannon and another pick-up with 23mm anti-aircraft machine gun cannon. Thanks, Bandar bin Shaytaan wherever you are.
Tal Al-Jumoo’ and Tal Al-Jaabiya in the National Forest in the western rural area. Fighting with no details.
Al-HIraak – Al-Maleeha Road: Ditto.
City: Al-Manshiyya at the Art Institute, 6 killed.
Al-Khazzaan: IED factory unearthed and 23mm cannon seized in the Bilaal Al-Habashi Mosque area.
Al-Urdun St. (Jordan): 2 rats killed.
Ibtah, East Roundabout of ‘Itmaan, Shaykh Miskeen and Umm Saaber. All saw skirmishing. One rat name has arrived: