ALEPPO’S TERRORISTS EATING EACH OTHER IN ORGY OF CARNAGE; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

The news has done an about-face.  Now, we are finding ourselves covering the war between the various rodent terrorist armies, and not the war the SAA is waging against them.  Amazingly, everything has done a topsy-turvy.  My sources are sending me reports about this Saudi-backed group slaughtering this other Saudi-backed group.  Don’t believe, even for a moment, that the Saudi’s led by Bandar are not completely confused by the mess they created.  Bandar’s days are numbered as young sheikhs in Arabia line up to pillory this champion of bloodletting.  Now it’s his neck that’s on the block.

ALEPPO:

Qaadhi ‘Askar: FSA has taken control of ISIS HQ at the Childrens’ Hospital.  As of Thursday morning, Wael reports that were were over 200 members of ISIS trapped inside.  There are also reports here of a massacre of prisoners and reporters although details remain murky. A real mess.  A real treat for us.

 

Hanaanu:  We can confirm to our readers that as the vermin continue to have at each other, the SAA is moving rapidly through this area and clearing out nests of rodents.  We now know that the Youth Residencies are rat-free.  Why the MoD is not announcing the liberation of Hanaanu is puzzling.  Yesterday, 4 FSA rodents surrendered to security.

Al-Indhaaraat:  SAA moving slowly here.  No details.

Al-Saaliheen:  3 clashes since Friday morning.  Rats appear to be regrouping to fight one another as SAA picks them off as best as it can.  We have names of 3 rats:

‘Abduh ‘Ali Jum’ah
Nooreddeen Ahmad Kashmandi
Saamer Muhammad Harakaati

Al-Shahbaa`:  (It’s the literary name of Aleppo: “The Gray City”).  Some skirmishing with more rodents moving north to hook up with other units to fight ISIS.  No details.

Tartayaan:  Security Sevices arrested 7 people involved in smuggling weapons.  It’s amazing how many ordinary citizens are now turning their backs on these miscreants.  Inside a workshop, Security found half a ton of military-grade TNT.

Haydariyya:  2 ISIS rodents were burned to death in front of terrified citizens by Liwaa` Al-Islaam savages.  The reasons for the spectacle appear to be vengeance for prior evil acts.  The J.N. rodents are trying to look like moderate Syrian nationalists.  Right.

Judayda:  SAA rams nest of rodents inside a building with a T-72 and kills 5 and takes 2 prisoners.  All FSA:

‘Ahmad Al-Jaassem
“Abu-Raamez Al-Idlibi” (Id pending)
Sulaymaan Haashem

Al-Shaykh Sa’eed:  Remnant cockroaches hunted down by SAA and NDF with help of citizens anxious to be rid of the plague.  Rats ran to their fortified nest and were quickly surrounded.  The standoff continues as we write.

Al-A’zhamiyya:  Attempted infiltration into this secure area thwarted. 

Aleppo Central Prison:  History’s most besieged correctional facility.  Once again, for the nth time, the rats failed to even approach the perimeter.  

Huraytaan:  ISIS has killed a confirmed 31 FSA.  I don’t know if I care.  Many carcasses were subsequently mutilated.

Al-Jubayla, Al-Bayyaadha and Al-Saffaahiyya:  Attempts from these areas to infiltrate into secure zones failed.  No details.

Al-Raashideen Quarter:  Leader of ISIS in Turkey is killed.  He was the leader of the “Nureddeen Al-Zangi Battalion”.  His entire group was annihilated by SAA and NDF.  No names.  26 counted carcasses.  Nureddeen Al-Zangi was the Atabegh of Aleppo from 1146-1174 C.E. and was noted for his massacre of every Christian man woman and child in Edessa. 

Maskana Village:  Head of Ahraar Al-Shaam (Freemen of Syria, yawn), a medical doctor was arrested by ISIS after he made arrangements to visit ISIS rodents to mediate a dispute over territory.  He was found tortured to death as an “infidel”.  His name was Hussayn Sulaymaan.  This occurred last Monday.

Kafr Daa’el:  SAA accepts surrender of 6 FSA terrorist rodents.

Kuwayris:  Slow progress near the airbase.  SAA awaiting more reinforcements.

Ma’aarat Al-Arteeq:  To the northwest of the City.  Syrian armor broke through a defensive line and killed 17 rats and took 12 prisoners.  I have no names.

Nasrullaah:  Skirmishing with no details.

Tal-Qurrah:  Ditto.

Ma’arsitt Al-Khaan Village: Ditto.

Rasm Al-‘Abbood Airport:  Wael reports 48 dead rodents here trying to penetrate the airport.  Some names have arrived although he says most of the carcasses were foreign.

Abu-Taltal:  11 rats killed here.

Shaykh Najjaar Industrial Zone:  No details about fighting.

Qabbaaseen Village:  Ditto.

Ba’eedeen Roundabout:  11 confirmed rat deaths at hands of SAA.

Abaa ‘Abdul-‘Azeez a/k/a Anas Hassan Khattaab, 3rd ranked leader of J.N. killed here.

Summit of Al-Shaykh ‘Aqeel Mountain:  ISIS has tried and failed to take this strategic point from J.N. Reports are that they failed and took heavy losses.  So sad.

Jaraablus:  Heavy fighting now between ISIS and J.N.  May the best rat win.

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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

Iran not invited, huh?  Inscrutable.  Let’s see what happens on January 22, 2014. Short article from Voltaire:

http://www.voltairenet.org/article181730.html

Radiorayan sends this laugh-inducing article about Hollande.  Is he really that naive?

http://radioyaran.com/2014/01/09/is-monsieur-hollande-really-so-naive/

We reported this indeed.  See the faces of dead bearded rodents if you like such things.  I do. Thanks, Ruadhri:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=452_1389300445

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

The A-Team is back thanks to Anon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WxsnqOQ91Q&feature=youtu.be

Raad sends this one with the cameraman repeating Allahu Akbar so many times its nauseating:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=522_1389317415

Raad sends this one of an ape photographer filming his own death:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c79_1389382366

Wanna see a rat in drag, get this one from Anon:

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.619162221452897.1073742777.298382103530912&type=1

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