SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR 2013 GOES TO CANADIAN; RAT TERRORIST LEADER IDENTIFIED; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AND THE SUPERVISORY COMMITTEE OF MERCURY NEWS SERVICE, THE READERSHIP AND SUPPORT STAFF, ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR’S “MAN OF THE YEAR” FOR 2013. 

Field Marshal Al-Bashir, seen here at Mo’s Barber Shop and Spa in Omdurman, Sudan, prepares to have his pate lavaged and shaved as it simmers under 10 hot towels especially steamed for him in the unpolluted waters of the Blue Nile. 

THIS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD WAS GIVEN LAST YEAR TO SUDAN’S PRESIDENT, FIELD MARSHALL UMAR AL-BASHEER, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ABILITY TO MURDER OVER 1,000,000 OF HIS OWN PEOPLE WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A SIGH FROM THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY.  PRESIDENT BASHIR PROVED TIME AND AGAIN THAT BLACK PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE THE SAME CONSIDERATION AS CAUCASIANS, THEIR LIVES BEING ESSENTIALLY A MEANINGLESS COMPILATION OF MOMENTS NO DIFFERENT FROM THOSE OF INSECTS OR WAHHABISTS.  HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN EVADING BOGUS ARREST WARRANTS ISSUED BY STUFFY, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, VAMPIRIC WHITE EUROPEAN GOVERNMENTS AND HIS LAUDABLE FLAUNTING OF HIS STATUS AS LEADER OF ONE OF THE WORLD’S MOST FAILED SOCIETIES MAKE HIM A REMARKABLY DESERVING MAN TO BEAR THIS ESTEEMED TITLE.

BUT, THIS YEAR, THE AWARD HAD TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSE.  THE NOMINEES THIS YEAR ARE:

NUMBER ONE:  PRESIDENT MICHEL SULEIMAN OF THE LEBANESE REPUBLIC

A close contender for the award and a stalwart member of that elite class of befuddled butlers,  bedeviled buffoons, boondoggled bumpkins and bewildered booboisieres, he single-handedly ran a government for most of his term – a government that did not even exist!  He has met leaders of other great nations with populations exceeding 5 million and successfully gave them the impression he held the scepter of power in his praeternaturally petty polity of popinjays.  During his term, his accomplishments became legion, the first being he actually survived no attempts to assassinate him.  It is difficult to imagine leadership so lacklustre no ambitious assassin would even deign to consider ending it.  His achievements include:

1.  Looking aside as French terrorists entered his country at the Beirut International Airport and drove to the Syrian border in Oscar Mayer Wiener trucks;  (“How should I know?” he moped to the press. You can Zoogle that, by the way.)

2.  Declared his country’s policy of “disengagement” from the situation in Syria while thousands of Syrian terrorists gathered at his borders unmolested to fight the Assad government.

3.  Defended Saudi Arabia in public with a look of stern resolve.

4.  Absolutely nothing else.

Former Lebanese President Emile Lahhoud was recently graced with a tribute when former head of Syria’s Industrial Espionage Academy in Tazztazaaz near Aleppo said:  “Why Mr. Lahhoud is another Aristotle when it comes to President Suleiman”.

NUMBER TWO:  FRANCOIS HOLLANDE, PRESIDENT OF FRANCE.

This is the iconic photo of Monsieur Hollande that regales every locker room where fans of Mad Magazine, Crack and Looney-Toons hang out.  

It is not easy being the least popular leader of France since Adolph Hitler.  His ratings at the polls indicate a 22% disapproval rating, a number so low the Gallup Organization describes them as “indicative of infinite hatred bordering on the pathological.”  It is hard to be this unpopular while still dating some Teutonic feminist artiste who is not the mother of your 4 illegitimate children.  That’s right. Monsieur Hollande is the former stud-boy-toy of Segolene Royale, failed liberal candidate for the presidency of France during the elections before the last one that brought to office the Hungarian Hulk, the Magyar Magpie, the Hunkie from Debunkie – one Nicolas Sarkozy.  Hollande’s greatest accomplishment was in being elected with the following disabilities:

1.  He is universally described as having a personality no more interesting than Catherine Ashton’s, id est: as interesting as your aunt’s sofa;

2.  He fathered 4 bastards and refuses to legitimize his children with marriage to Royale (This has turned out to be a plus in the “nouvelle amoralite” of France;

3.  He personally assassinated Kurdish activist Sakine Cansiz in December of last year because his “ami spirituel”, Recep Tayyip Erdoghan, told him it had to be done so Abdallah Ocalan could have his 64″ television on Imrali Island and a subscription to Kurd-Nerd Magazine;

4.   He is partnered with Al “Bore” Gore in a new “alternative treatment for sleep disorders” called “Reverse Speech Therapy” in which a collection of both Gore’s and Hollande’s public oratory on tape and video is used to induce sleep without the need for narcotics.  Its uses are also being probed for purposes of  euthanasia at the Amsterdam Thanatopical Laboratories.

5.   Hollande is the chief stockholder in a French fast-food concern called “Quicky Snail” which has yet to hit the American market.  Product testing in Greenwich Village, N.Y.C., have been described as “slow”.  The French franchise styled: “Vite! Vite! Escargot!” has yet to attract any loyal clientele.

NUMBER 3:  MUHAMMAD MORSI, UNSEATED PRESIDENT OF EGYPT AND PERENNIAL PRISON CLOWN:


The most important man in the Middle East!  Zowie!  Boy, you can always count on Time Magazine and the rest of the Western mainstream media to come up with catchy titles.  That the prediction turned out to be a miserable demonstration of completely empty-headed wishful thinking need not be dwelt upon too much; that it turned out to be a curse, is something else.

Morsi’s appearance has been described as ape-like, no doubt a positive feature for the simian denizens of Qatar.  But not Saudi Arabia which viewed the Muslim Brotherhood as the kind of bete noir you would normally sic on the Syrian people. He stands as a symbol of what Egypt wanted to be if you dreamt of living in the 4th Century or in an antebellum outhouse.  He was the hero who, by popular acclaim, would bring prosperity and honesty to corruption-plagued Egypt.  The Egyptian people were lucky he didn’t bring back the Seven Plagues of Egypt although it wasn’t for want of trying.

Oh, the Obama clique tried to avoid ugly words like “coup”, “military overthrow”, “violent ouster” and anything that would smack of tossing the scalawag out.  It was important to avoid those words or the U.S. would have to stop funneling funds and weapons to the insatiable corporation that was the Egyptian Army.
The new leader, General Abdul-Fattaah Al-Seesee (var. Al-Sisi.  It means “young rat” or “pony” in dialect) justified his ouster of the bearded and pompous ape by attributing his actions to the demands of Allah.  It was all God’s will, you see.  And that’s the way it’s going to be for the imprisoned Mr. Morsi.  In a world of appropriate endings,  Mr. Morsi should spend his remaining moments in the company of Hosni Mubarak, whom he overthrew.

Morsi was King for a Day atop the landmark Empire State Building. 

The jailed apostate and criminal, Morsi, was nominated because, like Michel Suleiman of Lebanon, his record is filled with absolutely nothing.  In fact, as hard to believe as it is, he made the Egyptian economy even worse.  That alone deserves recognition.

AND NOW THE WINNER OF THE 2013 SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD.

A CANADIAN WHOSE RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.   IT IS HARD TO FIND ANYONE MORE DESERVING THAN……………………………


    

ROB FORD, MAYOR OF TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA!!!!!!

His name, Robert Ford, speaks volumes about his geneology.  Is it possible he is related to the inept winner of SyrPer’s Egon Krenz Award for the Man Who Has Done the Most to Serve the Interests of the Syrian Security Establishment?  Ambassador Robert Ford? (Zoogle)  Is is possible, nay, even likely that he is related to former U.S. president Gerald Ford, the bumbling, mumbling, stumbling ex-Wolverine football player and poster boy for the brain damaged?…..the same congressman whom Lyndon Johnson once said could not chew gum and walk at the same time:? YES!, we say.  And why not?

To say our winner, Robert Bruce Ford,  has a “zest for life” is to dabble in the art of understatement.  Once the Nabob of Niagara, he hobnobbed with the both the hoity-toity and the hoi-polloi of Hyannisport and Hialeah.  He was the Prince of joie de vivre canadienne even if that meant he was inevitably soused beyond repair and more likely to be in the clutches of a fille de joie.  He was the outed abuser of the Powder of the Rich and Famous – an act to which he was prone to repeat when, as he said: “I was on one of my drunken stupors”.  Combative, assaultive, truculent, trenchant, petulant and always high on airplane glue or Sterno, this exemplar of everything that is at the essence of the Canadian affection for refinement and sedateness, raises the bar for all future fat, fuddled, Fustian-fulminating fuddy-duddies and bloviating boors and bores.  Whew!

Like the other nominees in this contest, he is without power or achievement.  And that’s what makes this lout the great man that he is.  We salute Canada, and congratulate Stephen Harper, the Zionist stooge crypto-catamite leader of this great nation, on producing a man of such substance, a man as worthy as Robert Bruce Ford.  WE ARE DROWNED IN HUMILITY.      

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EVERY READER MUST SEE THIS FROM OUR AFGHAN BROTHER.  IT IS INCREDIBLE!  LONG LIVE THE SYRIAN ELECTRONIC ARMY:

http://leaks.sea.sy/vandyke-leaks/

DAMASCUS:  DEATH OF TRAITOR, DESERTER AND LOUSE, LEADER OF “‘UMAR MUKHTAAR BRIGADE”

 مقتل متزعم ما يسمى قائد

We reported this yesterday in our post.  But, we did not know the name of the varmint at the time.  He is: Ahmad Marwaan Al-Majaareesh, leader of the “Umar Mukhtaar Brigade”.  It is obvious that the dead man in the photo, Al-Majaareesh, was an avid fan of Anthony Quinn who played the role of the Libyan revolutionary who fought the Italian government as it tried to establish Benito Mussolini as the “Mother of all Mediterranean People”.  In any case, he is from Al-Muhijja Town in Der’ah Province and was one of the first traitors to desert the Syrian Army, probably around January 2012.  He became a member of the “First Army Council in Der’ah”.  He will be missed by no one and his body has already been dumped in somebody’s garbage can.  ZAF

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ARTICLES AND PROPAGANDA FROM THE WORLD PRESS:

Gee, knowing how supportive the Spanish government has been of the terrorists in Syria, I hope these reporters are given the treatment they deserve:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25314832

Everybody loves Pink Floyd, especially Palestinians. Here’s why:

http://www.albawaba.com/entertainment/pink-floyd-roger-waters-539628

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

Dudley never fails to send odd-ball videos such as this one during which a rube is making a “manqoosha” on fire.  Well, it blows up right in his face.  He must work for the Jabhat Al-Nusra:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b2b_1386535863


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Ziad,

Good news from the field would be more important than many words on such criminals like Hollande, etc. The facts are more convincing than propaganda.

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Just had to respond to “Good news from the field would be more important than many words on such criminals like Hollande, etc. The facts are more convincing than propaganda”. Have you not realised this blog is far more sophisticated than just reporting good news? The humour is also a part of the attraction . The blog is informative on many levels and in different ways. In particular the many intelligent, cogent contributions (especially from the regulars) enable the reader to form a more rounded view of events. The cannibals have MSM and numerous supportive sites. Kickback from Ziad is… Read more »
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Oh, lighten up for Pete’ sake. Ziad

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I’m rougly 3400kms ( 2100 miles or so ) from Toronto and the smell of embarrassment is still thick in the air from there. the latest outrage by him is suggesting a local toronto reporter is a pedophilehttp://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/12/10/rob-ford-daniel-dale-conrad-black-vision_n_4418838.html This in addition to being slobbering drunk in public on multiple occasions, using so many drugs that even the average captagon addled jihadist would blush, being filmed ranting about the desire to kill someone, and various mind bending interviews, including one talking about oral sex. Some of his finest pictures:http://gawker.com/39-breathtaking-photos-of-north-americas-most-photogen-1458983349 Him showing off his athletic prowess: Finally, much to my eternal shame… Read more »
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Dudley.. I just have to say.. I love your posts.. Keep up the good work buddy.. We post your stuff on the syrper FB page all the time

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I’m IN Toronto, a 20-minute drive from Ford’s home. Seeing him so prominently featured on a pro-government Syrian civil war blog, of all places, is more embarrassing to me than all the coverage on American news channels over the past few months. If you’re talking about him HERE, it probably means that he’s going to be associated with “Canada” in people’s minds around the world for decades to come, and that’s just horrifying.

And he might be re-elected, too. There’s a hard core of supporters who like that he never gives in to any pressure from anyone.

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Why not Bullwinkle? Ziad

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Ziad,

I work with bullwinkle from time to time so i dont want to mock him!

Souri Homsi,

Thank you that means alot. I’m happy I found you guys and Ive said before the world owes the likes of Ziad, syrper, the alternative media truth tellers a debt of honor and gratitude. As a 39 year old white oil & gas exec from Alberta, if I can be one voice in the wilds who tells the truth trying to affect change and as a by product make someone smile then that is a personal honor I wear with pride.

Yours in spirit and service,
Dudley

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The most stupid middle east expert contest

Are you still celebrating the civil war that was planned created by the Zionists themselves?
Aren’t you able to see that this war is serving Israel and the second step to spread it to neighbouring countries of Syria?

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so syria should roll over and play dead?

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I don’t know what you are talking about. Syria was a central part of the anti-Zionist front before the cannibals and fake Muslims came to our shores. Ziad

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Hello Mr. Ziad,

Greetings to u. Found this article today:

http://12160.info/page/timeline-of-military-intelligence-operation-u-s-had-planned-syria

Syria operation planned since 2007

sam

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Dear Sam, they probably got their facts from yours truly. I already wrote that up a year and a half ago. Ziad

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the innocent blood has soaked the land, the wicked band hand in hand
the cannibal herds spread terror and fear, the devil in their minds does steer

they thought Syria would bow and cave, they wanted her as a slave
but one thing they have forgot, the land of cowards she is not

so let the wicked laugh today, tomorrow by their blood shall pay
so let the wayward waste away, here is Syria and here I stay
hussein

I have composed this poem in honor of all the Martyrs of Syria. all the best to Ziad and the SAA and our patient people of Syria.

hussein

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Hi Husseein, thank you so much for that encouraging poem, I just copied it to keep it. kindly, Max

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Very nice Hussein!

Greetings from Holland,
Michel

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We are honored by your verse, Ziad

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Good article from Landdestroyer on Sy Hersh’s article and SEA hacking the emails.

http://www.landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2013/12/natos-war-on-syria-just-got-dirtier.html#more

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Wow, I had read most of the leaks, but this article is so succinct and to the point! It covers everything from Brown Moses to Elliot Higgins. The only thing it’s missing to cover is the role of Christopher Kingdon.

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I’m using it today in my post. Thanks, Ziad

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Who read the SEA leaks about “Brown Moses” and Matthew Van Dyke? I think that is very relevant and highly revealing. I watched as “Brown Moses” sold himself out about 9 months ago, when he was just getting going with his blog, and he put it out that he wanted to write full time on the blog and that provided he had enough “supporters”. Not long after that, his blog took a suddenly very anti-government, pro-rebel stance, and he has been unreasonable to deal with since. There is a great blog called Whoghouta.com that debunked “brown moses” completely, and yet… Read more »
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Yep, I read it. Good that this gets reveiled.
I was going through his facebook messages (which is huge) and there are a lot of moments where I raise my left eyebrow… sometimes also my right one 😉

There is also a conversation with SyrianGirlPartisan
http://www.youtube.com/user/SyrianGirlpartisan, which is pro-Assad but they are flirting with each other (if she ever captures him she would def. keep him alive and hide him…)

Regards,
DfB

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Brown Moses has received money, lots of it, from Bandar. That is why he has become unbending. In any case, his ideas are useless after the rats confessed to using the gas. Ziad

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The beast are scaring their fathers.
http://www.voltairenet.org/article181117.html

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@Ziad.. I don’t think you have all the facts about SUDAN and South SUdan conflict… To give you an idea.. Sudan is pro China and Russia and Israel and UN human rights,Amnesty and all the fraudulent “humanitarian” zionist organization and holywood zionist puppets like George Clooney support south-sudan and condem the President that you condemn. This should give you an idea of which side have the bad guys. Not saying Sudan president is saint .. or not.. but its important that you know some facts before .. The civil war in Sudan and South Sudan is INSTIGATED by US and… Read more »
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Please, don’t confuse humor with the ugly world of fact. In any case, Al-Bashir is an ignorant savage I wouldn’t allow into my garage to sweep the floor. Ziad

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Ziad I agree that Al-Bashir is a dictator but also agree that the war was forced on him by zionist.

Could you explain how the conflict in Sudan or players supporting the conflict in Sudan are different from Syria. Also, could you shed some light on facts (other than reported by western press – which you obviously loath)

It’s all politics, same as Sr Assad made his way to top; Al-Bashir has done the same.

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Ziad since iv’e been following this conflict my eyes have opened on just how bad US Foreign Policy is going back decades, i’m a UK Resident but basically were pygmies trying to punch above our weight, anything of importance is led by the CIA On AM Sites like this one you can follow a lead and end up anywhere, but so many times especially with the Saudis you end up at 9/11, it’s a consistent theme and Bandar is in the thick of most of it because of his long association with the US.. I hope one day they reveal… Read more »
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Thank you for your thoughts. Seymour Hersh’s new tell-all expose is part of the growing trend toward revealing the nastiness in all this. The UK’s Cameron deserves much of the blame. Ziad

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Ziad Have you considered that Seymour Hirsh’s revelations about Obama is just the Zionists getting back at Obama for not destroying Syria for them? Are you aware that Seymour Hirsh is a Zionist? Do you think that Seymour Hirsh just have is discovery about Obama?
And what is your problem with Black people ? Are you aware that the billion or so black people throughout the Globe is totally against the destruction of Syria and do support Dr. Assad?
I expected better of you, frankly.

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Dear Raymond, I have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to black people. The remarks about Al-Bashir were meant to show how the Europeans and Americans don’t care about blacks. I am surprised you don’t have a better sense for satire than that. “Hirsh” may be a Zionist, but if his writings expose malfeasance then let him do it and I will support it. It’s a bottom line thing. Lighten up. Ziad

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What is your problem with Gen.Sisi of Egypt? He had the balls to remove the Ikhwan and not allowing the US backed Islamist Project in the middle east to continue.

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I agree.. You people have got to develop a sense of humor. For God’s sake, do you take these nominations seriously? Ziad

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Pink Floyd co-founder Roger Waters compared Israel to Nazi Germany

http://voiceofrussia.com/news/2013_12_12/Pink-Floyd-co-founder-Roger-Waters-compared-Israel-to-Nazi-Germany-8538/

“The similarities between Israel and Nazi Germany are “crushingly obvious,” Pink Floyd band member and anti-Israel activist Roger Waters said. Waters continued his call for a cultural boycott of Israel in an interview with CounterPunch magazine…”

Reading the piece, one gets the feeling the author of this VoR article approves of Water’s stance. I like it. 🙂

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He is wonderful and enlightened. Ziad

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hi folks

the following is absolutly sick!

further prove of US criminal agenda against human civilisations!!

the US has to be expelled and has to be isolated from international community!!!

http://www.fs.fed.us/fire/doctrine/genesis_and_evolution/source_materials/joint_vision_2020.pdf

spread

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I can’t get it to open up for me. Let’s try again, my friend. Ziad

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