SYRIA: ISLAMIST TERRORISTS EATING HUMAN BRAINS. EPIDEMIC BEING INVESTIGATED IN GERMANY!! READ THIS:
Thanks to Dudley for the article.
Check our fabulous map from Maplandia to see all locations of combat. For Aleppo, merely scroll up and to the left. You can find Al-Sufayra to the southeast of the northern capital:
Tal ‘Arn: On the border of Al-‘Azeeziyya. Confirmed reports from the MoD. Over 60% of the town has been liberated and the rest will soon follow as rodent terrorists signal a massive reduction in available supplies. The town is surrounded with no pathways into it that could involve resupply or reinforcement. We can report that rat leaders have tried to negotiate a withdrawal as of yesterday. The Syrian Army High Command has rejected any such talk. Only unconditional surrender is acceptable. There are a few army deserters inside. They can expect little sympathy.
Al-‘Azeeziyya: In a span of only 48 hours, the entire town of Al-‘Azeeziyya has been cleaned out. No rats left. This occurred 3 days after the fall of Al-Sufayra to the Syrian Army. 46 carcasses were counted with only 11 having valid identification. There is a group of suspected Tunisians and Yemenis here:
Mahmoud Al-‘Utari (Var. Al-‘Atri)
According to Wael, the SAA is now pursuing remnant rodents in the countryside. They are trying to escape into Turkey.
Tal Haassel in south rural Aleppo: The Syrian Army has surrounded this town. No details of on-going combat.
Al-Sufayra: Wael and SANA all report a process of hunting down each and every scavenger who participated in the torment of this town’s citizens. They are receiving no help from anyone, especially the foreigners who often have to steal or use force to get the time of day. Ba’ath Party irregular militias are taking the lead in the search. So far, there are no details.
Al-Layramoon: North Aleppo, SAA has made significant in-roads into this area as evidence indicates the FSA is planning a withdrawal. No rat-stats available but Wael reports over 50 enemy traitors killed.
East Huraytaan: A convoy from Turkey carrying a variety of weapons was stopped cold in its tracks.
The convoy was made up 4 vans and 2 light trucks. According to Wael, SAA followed standard procedure and fired over the heads of the terrorists. When they did not surrender, the SAA opened fire in a torrent. According to eyewitnesses reporting to Wael, a fire started which caused some of the vans to explode killing the rodents hiding behind them instantly. Here are the only names announced:
Faares Mashnooq (Hang him, I say!)
Handaraat: Combat on-going with no details.
Faafeen and Al-‘Ays villages: A convoy of trucks for rodent resupply was destroyed. No details.
Qubtaan Al-Jabal: Fighting with no details.
Dhahrat ‘Aabed Rabbuh: An attempted infiltration by J.N. was a disaster. All 8 rars were foreign with no identification. No survivors. Natch.
‘Ibaarat Boolus: (The Word of Paul) An attempted infiltration into Al-Judayda in the direction of Bani Zayd. Citizens alerted NDF which opened fire and took down 3 rodents. No names.
Baab Antaakia (The Gate of Antioch) and Baab Qinnasreen: Ancient and historically important locations. Today, they are merely villages with lots of antiquities around them. Qinnasreen is the “nest of eagles” (Aramaic) and is located to the south on the Quwayq River. Fighting with no details.
Al-Baab Road: Another convoy is interrupted rudely by our soldiers. Apparently, Bandar’s boys are working hard to get weapons and ammo into Syria. It helps that the MI people know about this. In fact, I hate to tell Bandar Bin Baaboon, but the Turkish MIT is regularly alerting us to this if the weapons are going to ISIS or J.N. Not a bad deal. No details.
‘Ayn Al-Jamaajima: (Spring of the Skulls) All 26 rodents were killed here. No survivors.
Nasrullah: Fighting with no details.
Kuwayris Airbase: Vague reports. Nothing.
Al-Judayda: Missile launchers and mortars were destroyed. No details.
Central Prison: ISIS still trying to do the impossible. Wael says spotters confirmed 5 dead rats. No names.
Al-Kindi Hospital: In the area of the Central Prison. SAA and NDF are pursuing bearded skunks.
Al-Ziyaara: A nest of cockroaches was disrupted and all vermin inside killed. 11 reported dead:
‘Aabed-Rabbuh Al-Jayaashi (YEMENI WOLF MUCOUS)
“Abu Al-Haafezh” (Suspected North African dung beetle. Id pending)
“Ibn Taymiyya Al-Anadooli” (TURK JERK AND LATRINE DENIZEN. Id pending)
No other names.
Castillo: Fighting with no details.
Binyameen area. Major fighting with details not having been sent yet.
LATAKIA: CONFIRMED 233 RODENTS KILLED FROM ISIS AT SALMAA.
SALMAA: Way up in the mountains of Latakia near the Turk border. With helicopters flying high and MiG23s loaded with new laser-guided missiles (source unknown) strafing the disoriented rats, the SAA cleaned out an entire army of rodents. Bandar’s retarded apes were routed and ground into fertilizer. We have no names as the carcasses were deliberately made devoid of anything to identify them. They will be incinerated and their ashes fed to the west wind. They do not exist any more.
Al-Baydhaa: 27 ISIS rats confirmed killed. No id. Same story.
Abu Al-Qasaayeb: Fighting with 7 confirmed kills. In Latakia, the rodents are foreigners. There is a new attempt to keep their identities concealed.
Tal ‘Eid: 12 rodents from ISIS killed. here. No names.
Al-Bijaariyya: 11 ISIS killed. Monitoring the voices, Wael says some were Egyptians.
Tal Humays: 4 rodents in a car were killed after they opened fire on a military convoy. ISIS. Incinerated rats. I guess they wanted a fast ticket to Hell.
Kabaaba: No details about combat here.
Broomaa Village: FSA got wiped out. 6 tanker trucks with stolen fuel were forced to stop for inspection. Imagine the conflagration when NDF opened fire and the trucks went up in a resplendent ball of purifying flames. All 14 rats were killed. All were scorched beyond recognition. The weather was very warm for the villagers that day. Only these were identified.
“Abu Saalem Al-Misri” (EGYPTIAN CROCODILE DROPPING. Id pending)
“Umar” (BOSNIAN GOAT PIMPLE AND SLIWOWITZA ADDICT)
Another 4 could not be identified.
Al-Zuwayk: Fighting with no details.
Bayt Halabyaa: A flatbed with a 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed. 5 rats killed.
Aara Village: No details about combat.
Al-Furulluq Protectorate: An attack on a well-manned military outpost was disastrous for the hyenas:
“Abu Hafss Al-‘Iraaqi” (IRAQI BOTTOM-FEEDING CARP FECES)
“Abu Dajaana Al-‘Iraaqi” (IRAQI INTESTINAL TAPEWORM)
The attack on the outpost was carried out by a force of about 30 rodents in 5 flatbeds armed with Doscka-type heavy machine gun cannons. There were also Grad missiles aboard. Because the SAA had a prior report about the movements of these vermin, they were ready with NDF covering their flanks on the mountain sides. ISIS never had a chance as the SAA and NDF opened fire on them without any warning.
Al-Buwaydha: 4 cars with weapons and ammo was waylaid by SAA and all 9 rodents killed:
‘Uthmaan ‘Uthmaan Al-Taaliqi
Ahmad ‘Aaref AlShaykh (A purported expert on explosives. He is now teaching his art in Hell)
No other names available.
Al-Rawdha: More vans with weapons from Bandar the Boobie. 12 rodents killed. All but one were unidentified:
Abu Moussaa Al-Hajji (Id pending)
Al-Rastan Lake: One boat loaded with ammo and weapons was fired upon by alert NDF people who could tell this tub was not transporting fish. It was headed to Al-Hoola. Both rodents were killed and, according to Wael, still floating aimlessly in the water.
Central Al-Hazm: In the area of Maheen and Sadad. Completely deloused as of yesterday. 87 surrendered. Good show.
Maheen: Another silly attack on a military outpost was foiled. When the rodents saw that the SAA was not going to take it lying down, they headed, literally, for the hills. 9 vans were chased down all the way to the eastern part of Homs Province winding up at Hawwaareen where the SAA and local allied militias killed a reported 29 rodents. No names.
Al-Daar Al-Kabeera: North of Al-Duwayna Junction and northeast of Al-Mahmoud Mosque and Al-Balloor Restaurant in Al-Rastan. A firefight resulted in 8 rats killed and 37 surrendering to SAA.
Keesseen Lake: 6 confirmed rats killed. 11 surrendered. Out of ammo.
Al-Rastan Farms: 2 packs of rats killed in total. No names, yet.
Al-Baasel: A pack of rodents belonging to the oddly-named “Liwaa’ Al-Ghurabaa’” (Brigade of the Foreigners or Bizarre People) was annihilated to the tune of 42 rats at the railroad tracks close to Maheen. A PKC machine gun was confiscated and given to NDF for use on Saudi apes. No names available.
Homs City: Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah at the Lawyers’ Bar Association Building and the Amal Hospital. 7 killed. No details.
Al-Hameediyya and Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah: Other fighting with no details.
Al-Nakhla: Major response by SAA nets 32 rodents in a fight that lasted 2 hours. The battle ensued after the J.N. managed to mismanage rigging an IED in a truck. It went up in flames killing most of the rats. When the SAA arrived in full combat mode, they killed the rest. No survivors:
Shaadi Qaassem Al-Humsi
Fawzi Hassan Al-Humsi
Yaasser ‘Abdullah Abu-Kashraf
Muhammad Hamad Qanbass
The rest were incinerated beyond recognition.
Der’ah City: A group calling itself “Aknaaf Bayd Al-Maqdis” no longer exists thanks to the SAA and militia. It means something like “Protectors of the Holy Abode (poss. Jerusalem)”. Well, they didn’t do a very good job of protecting that city or this one. 17 carcasses counted. So sad, really.
‘Itmaan Farms: Another blundered operation by the J.N. made the SAA’s job so much easier:
Raa’ed Moussaa (PALESTEEZIAN DEGENERATE AND MATROPHILE)
Shaadi Al-Mushtahi (PALESTEEZIAN HUNGRY FOR HELL)
Muhammad Fathi ‘Abdullah
Mustafaa Ahmad Al-Shahma (HE’LL LOSE HIS FAT IN THE FLAMES OF HADES)
Taareq Haani Al-Masri (rodent leader of the Brigades of Al-Mu’tazz Billaah. Yawn.)
Note: Al-Mu’tazz Billaah is the name of a failed Abbasid Caliph (866-869 C.E.) who was starved to death at the age of 26. Whey anyone would want to name a military brigade after this doofus is anyone’s guess. But, it goes to show you how refined these Bandar-Baboons are.
Der’ah City: A suicide bomber was detected before he could reach his target at Al-Manshiyya Quarter. It was the local citizenry which called out and warned the soldiers of a huge truck apparently laden with TNT and C-4 near the Bilaal Mosque. It started out in the area of Al-Nakhla near the Old Dam Road. The J.N. truck driver was blown into a million beads of venom and is now sojourning in Mephisto’s BBQ and Lounge.
Busraa Al-Shaam: 12 rats killed and several cars impounded carrying rockets and ammo for rodents. No names.
Ma’raba: Fighting with no details.
Umm Al-Mayaadhen: Ditto.
Al-Jeeza: 2 rats sent to Hell:
Tafass: Fighting. No details.
Nawaa: Heavy fighting may see the end of rodent infestation very soon. Break-out moment coming.
At Basr Al-Hareer, Al-Khawaabee, Al-Shaykh Miskeen, Inkhil, ‘Ayn Furaykha, Al-Jaamoos and Al-Heeraan, all in the west rural area we can tell our readers that this is a coordinated, compehensive offensive by the SAA designed to cut out all further supplies to the Qalamoon and Jawlaan. Monzer says that the number of J.N. vermin killed has exceeded 200 in this campaign.
NEWS AND COMMENTARY FROM THE WORLD PRESS:
Hamas is a terrorist organization and a group of stinking Islamist monkeys. Get this article and see what I’m talking about:
Enlightening article about Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani who was reportedly killed last week near Latakia. Check it out:
Anon. sends this wacky tape of J.N. moron-wannabes goofing around. It’s pretty funny:
Chevi sends this one confirming SyrPer’s assessment. Bandar’s head is on the chopping block:
Dudley has the inside track on Bandar’s new career in Hollywood:
And read this from DfB:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Dudley Do Right, straight out of the inhospitable climes of the Yukon, sends this ear-splitting video of a J.N. propagandist getting his just desserts (?) courtesy of the SAF: