TERRORIST COUNTER-OFFENSIVE DECLARED FLOP; BANDAR’S HEAD ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK; IDLIB SCENE OF HUGE SAA ADVANCES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA;

 

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DAMASCUS:  SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES BANDAR’S COUNTER-OFFENSIVE; ISIS, FSA AND J.N. REELING FROM DISASTROUS ROUT; BANDAR’S HEAD REPORTED ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK AS SAUDI ARABIA BEGINS TO FEEL THE EFFECTS OF ITS BLUNDERS! 

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES ALL DAYR SALMAAN AND AL-QAASIMIYYA.

The terrorists are not only surrounded now in the East Ghouta, they are without ammunition or food.  Monzer is on the scene reporting that rodents have surrendered in the hundreds around Dayr ‘Atiyya in the Qalamoon.  Whatever the Saudis and their Zionist allies were thinking, it could not have been with sober minds as Monzer describes idiotic military tactics used by Jihadist nihilists against fixed and very well-entrenched SAA armor and artillery.  NDF playing a major role here by blocking marginal escape routes – the standing orders are to shoot at anything, especially at night.  The SAA is making routes available for some citizens to escape but they are prevented from doing so by mostly the FSA which thinks that human shields will delay the inevitable descent into Hell. Even the completely incredible SOHR has now admitted to the terrorist failure.

Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer:  The SAA has perfected a complete encirclement of this town which is one of the few strongholds left for Bandar Bin Baboon’s army of morons.  Our source reports that the number of dead rodents inside is over 200 as more and more intercepts show that Jordan-based terrorist rodents are in conflict over to do.  Monzer says that MI intercepts show no consensus as one commander has ordered his rodents to surrender while another threatened his own with death if they did.  The morale inside this town is abysmal.  There is no food and no way to bring in reinforcements or ammunition. The SAA is doing its best to convince the die-hards to release some of their rats who are wounded.  To no avail.  As of this writing, the SAA artillery can be heard in Baramki pounding the rats at Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer.

Babeelaa:  The Jabhat Al-Nusra lost a bunch of its microbes yesterday in a pitched battle they had to lose:

Amjad Labbaan
Saamer Dannu
Khaleel Al-Ahmad
Muhammad Al-Saalem
‘Abduh Mer’iy
Ziyaad Shalabi
Lu’ayy Tayyaara

Another 11 could not be identified and are presumed foreign.

Al-Qaaboon:  Rodents were annihilated by a swarm of artillery shells precisely targeting their holes and nests.  I have no details about carcasses, but Monzer reports “very heavy losses to them”.

Al-Bihaariyya:  Confirmed 36 rodents dead with 21 wounded and 101 surrendering in a disastrous rout. The rodent forces contained the “Kateebat Ibn Taymiyya” (yawn) and the “Kateebat Al-Muhaajireen” (The Emigrants).  Only these have been identified by Monzer and SANA:

“Ahmad” (rat leader.  Id pending)
“Bilaal” (a/k/a “Abu Khattaab”. Id pending)
Haarith Jawdat
Mustafaa Faares

Dayr Salmaan:  Big losses to J.N. and ISIS. No details as clean-up is continuing.

Al-Jarbaa Town:  At the intersection, NDF killed these:

‘Ammaar Khayti (a/k/a “Abu Qataada”. Yawn)
Talaal Bushnaaq
Sa’di ‘Abdul-Kareem
Najeeb Bustanji

Another 3 could not be identified.

Sakba:  A nest of snakes was obliterated:

Al-Sayyid Al-Sabbaagh
Anas Al-Halabi
Muhammad Lutfi
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Habbaat

Another 7 were not identified.

‘Irbeen:  A nest was destroyed.  No details.

‘Ayn Al-Feeja:  A group of rodents was surrounded while trying to escape in 1 flatbed and 2 vans.  They were offered a chance to surrender.  When the second van’s passengers started coming out with their arms over their heads in a sign of surrender, the rats in the flatbed and the other van opened fire on them killing all but one.  There were 5 dead rats.  The SAA then opened fire on the attacking rodents and killed all of them.
We don’t have any names, yet.  24 rats were killed.  The surviving one is now in critical condition.

Barza west of the Educational Satellite Channel, SAA killed 3 rodents:

‘Umar Fustuqi
Mustafaa Al-Meer 
Muhammad Humaydaan

Dayr ‘Atiyya:  The SAA is now closing the noose around the rodents inside this Christian town terrorized by the Bandar-villains.  SAA killed 17 yesterday.  Of those only the following have been identified. There are many foreigners here, especially Chechens:

Ahmad Al-‘Arsaali
Mustafaa Mustafaa

Al-Nabak:  Fighting with no details.

Reemaa Farms:  In the Yabrood area, confirmed 12 rodents with 22 wounded prisoners.

Al-Zabadaani:  A whole nest of vipers was eradicated:

Ahmad Maajed ‘Armoosh
Ibraaheem Ahmad Hamdaan
Sidqi Jallu
Ahmad Al-Shaykh-Sulaymaan
Badee’ Hassan
“Abu Kinaan Al-Jawlaani” (Id pending)
Sawmar Khaldoon
Mahmoud Al-Fidhdha

DER’AH:  What counter-offensive?  The rats are being destroyed.

Fighting reported here with no details because Monzer is moving between Baramki in Damascus and the Qalamoon.  

Shaykh Miskeen (Var. Shmiskeen)
Al-Naasiriyya
Abu Ghaarra
‘Ayn Furaykha
Sahm Al-Jawlaan
Al-Heeraan
Al-Za’roora
Al-Rafeed
Rasm Al-Darb

Al-Naaziheen Camp:  A C&C center was invaded by SAA with NDF back-up.  56 confirmed rat deaths with IEDs galore being identified and dismantled.  Major defeat for rodents.
 
‘Itmaan:  At the Green Mosque, all rodents in a group were killed:

Firaas Al-Anwar and 2 unidentified snipers with him.

HAMA:
 
Al-Arba’een Quarter:  IEDs, weapons, ammunition and telecom equipment all seized.  No details.

Al-Safsaafiyya:  Police stopped a suicide bomber at the north entrance of this town. The van the driver was in exploded killing him instantly.  8 others, civilians, were wounded, 2 seriously.

AL-HASAKA: 

Al-Bihaariyya, Al-Qasaayeb and Khuraab ‘Askar in the Qaamishli area were the scene of 3 firefight in which 20 rats went down.  No names.

Al-Qaamishli:  In an unnamed rural area, SANA reported 20 vermin killed.

Tal Ghazaal:  3 rats killed.

Abu Qasaayeb:  4 rats killed.

Al-Qaamishli City:  2 vans destroyed with weapons.  No details.

LATAKIA:

Al-Shahroora:  ISIS bites the dust:

“Abu Kaleem Al-Tunisi” (TUNISIAN RODENT SMEGMA)
“Al-Thawr Al-Sheeshaani” (CHECHEN CHICKEN FEED.  His name means: The Chechen Bull. Oooh)
‘Abu-Saddaam Al-‘Iraaqi (FORMER IRAQI BA’ATHIST TURNED TURN-COAT TRAITOR)
“Abu-Muhammad Al-‘Iraaqi (IRAQI CLIPPED FINGERNAIL)
‘Abu-‘Uthmaan Al-Baghdaadi  (IRAQI SPUTUM SALESMAN)

Al-Hayaat:  Clash with NDF brings down 6 ISIS rats.  Their names available tomorrow.

Al-‘Utayra:  Ditto.

Dooreen and Waadi Hazeereen in the Salmaa area:

Fikri ‘Abdul-Fattaah (EGYPTIAN ASP VOMIT)
Amjad Al-‘Uwayd
Naasser Al-Haaj

Lots of news from Idlib.  I am going to publish it tomorrow.  Because of a trial this morning, I was delayed and it’s now the cocktail hour. Vyachestrovia and Nastrovia. Ziad

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

Friday lunches make for good conversation if the martinis are made right.  This one is perfect:

http://friday-lunch-club.blogspot.com/2013/11/syria-update-assad-and-his-government.html

Want to know what a failed Jordanian suicide bomber thinks like?  Try this one in Arabic and enjoy:

http://respect-discussion.blogspot.com/2013/11/death-squads-jordanian-terrorist.html

We predict that peace talks at Geneva 2 will be held on the 12th of Never:

http://pennyforyourthoughts2.blogspot.com/2013/11/syrian-peace-talks-to-begin-on-january.html

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:  (Thanks, Raad)

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