A’zaaz: German government announces death of terrorist rat, Buraaq Kaaraan, at the hands of the SAAF on October 11, 2013. The German publication Bild announced his death and Der Spiegel also carried the story. We’ll bet Herr Schindler of the BND had a role in spotting him and telling the Syrian Air Force about his coordinates. Nyuk. Nyuk.
The face of an imbecile cannot be hidden behind beards or balalaikas. This fool left Germany with his 2 boys and his wife claiming “jihad” was the motivation. Well, on October 11, 2013, he was blessed with a Syrian Air Force missile that atomized him and sent him to a google Hells. He was a retired soccer player who placed a greater value on dying than on money. Go figure.
SAUDI ARABIAN RAT DOCTOR DIES IN TAL HAASSEL AFTER SAA LIBERATES AL-SUFAYRA. This ape from Arabia by the name of Mashaari ‘Abdullah Al-Qumaassi Al-‘Anzi
wanted to die in a suicide operation but was denied by his commander because his medical “talents” were needed to treat injured nihilist rats. Well, apparently, after the ISIS was booted out of Al-Sufayra, they withdrew to Tall Haassel where, unbeknownst to his commander, the plucky Arabian ape medico got in a car and blew himself into mist. He performed this idiot’s act on ‘Aashooraa, the last of the 10-day commemoration of the violent death of Shi’ism’s martyred saint, Al-Hussayn Ibn ‘Ali Ibn Abi Taaleb. We assume he picked this day because his Allah would have been pleased that he was making a statement about how evil Shi’is are. What a nincompoop. His nom de guerre was “Abu Samaak Al-Jazraawi” (Yawn).
Here is a picture of Arabia’s Dr. Kildare. He was a cardiology assistant in a former life among the apes of his native Arabia. He is now in oblivion.
ALDUWAYRANIYYA IS LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SAA!! WE CAN CONFIRM THAT AS OF YESTERDAY, 6:00 P.M. DAMASCUS TIME, THIS TOWN IN RURAL ALEPPO WAS DELOUSED COMPLETELY WITH ALL TERRORIST COCKROACHES LEAVING THEIR POSITIONS IN A PANIC.
Saraaqeb to the southwest: In a late report to our readers, we can confirm the deaths of these reptiles in a clash with the SAA on November 13, 2013:
Sa’ad Mahmoud Khalloof
Muhammad Mahmoud Ja’boor
Aadam ‘Izzeddeen Biqaa’iy
Binnish: 8 rodents went to the sitz baths in Erebus yesterday just after the SAA destroyed 4 of their vans which were loaded with weapons and ammo for our NDF and militias. All were Jabhat Al-Nusra:
Ahmad Muhammad Al-Sayyid
Raaqi Ahmad Jubayli
Ahmad ‘Abdul-Hameed Al-Sayyid
Saleem Baqdoonis (He wasn’t worth a sprig of parsley)
Wadee’ Ihsaan Kharroob
DAMASCUS: QAARA LIBERATED COMPLETELY! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND ARMY BLAST RATS OUT OF CHRISTIAN TOWN TO ERASE THE PLAGUE OF WAHHABISM; REPORTS SHOW RODENT TERRORISTS IN A STATE OF ANARCHY!