SECOND POST – OCTOBER 18, 2013 – WANTED. DEAD OR ALIVE

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE STEVE MCQUEEN TO GET IN ON THE ACTION NOW THAT THE SYRIAN INTELLIGENCE AND SECURITY ESTABLISHMENT HAS ANNOUNCED OPEN HUNTING SEASON ON ALL FOREIGN RODENT MERCENARIES TRYING TO OUST PRESIDENT BASHAR AL-ASSAD AND IMPOSE THEIR NIHILISTIC, REACTIONARY AND HYPOCRITICAL LIFESTYLE ON MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS ALIKE.
SYRIA IS NOW OFFERING A WHOPPING 500,000 SYRIAN LIRA (a huge amount for Syrian citizens) for any information that will lead to the “neutralization” (heh, heh) of foreign or non-Syrian rodents 
fighting on the lands of the Syrian Arab Republic.  The information used to “neutralize” (heh, heh) the malfeasor will never be revealed and any individual who comes forward with such information shall be given whatever protection is needed to prevent reprisals or any other such barbaric actions.  
BUT DO NOT FEAR!  IF THE RASCAL IS NOT FOREIGN, YOU CAN STILL COLLECT A RESPECTABLE 200,000 SYRIAN LIRA.  THAT’S RIGHT.  THE SYRIAN SECURITY SERVICES WILL NOT PUNISH ANYONE WHO POINTS OUT A VARMINT WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE SYRIAN CITIZENSHIP.  IT’S JUST THAT THE AMOUNT GOES DOWN.  TRAITORS ARE CHEAP BUT MERCENARIES ARE THE CAT’S MEOW.
WHAT DOES A FOREIGN TERRORIST MERCENARY LOOK LIKE?  THAT’S EASY:
 
The Libyan mercenary in this picture is exemplaristic.  He is “Abu ‘Umar Al-Libi” or Gharboosh Bin Fustuq Al-Qawaaridhi.  Most foreign mercenaries look like him.  They can be found in sewers from whence the sound of their peculiar and inept Qur’anic recitation often emanates. (It is sometimes heard as Chechen, Afghani, Libyan or French)  He can also be found around garbage dumps, septic tanks and cesspools.  “Is it possible that killing such a vermin could yield 500,000 Syrian lira?”  You betcha!  And what’s more, the Pied Piper of Hama Committee will further sweeten the pot by awarding any fine citizen a lifetime supply of D-Con Vermin Toxin, a real must if you live in areas where ignorance is the ethos of choice.

 
But because so many of our rat population holds Syrian citizenship, the rewards are somewhat less.  For that reason, the formidable amount of 200,000 S.L. will be augmented by a full one-year supply of these indispensable gadgets:

This is one appliance no home in Der’ah should be without.  And, if you snitch on some rodent now and he’s caught, you will get, not only the Swiss-made contraption in the photo show above, you will also get a lifetime supply of our choice of:

A.  Kashkeval Cheese
B.  Syrian White Cheese
C.  Swiss Jahrlsberg Cheese
D.  Velveeta

It’s your choice.  You are in control.

This message is an announcement paid for by the BANDAR CRITTER RAT CONTROL ASSOCIATION and does not reflect necessarily the views or opinions of all civilized people.  It does, however, reflect the established position of Syrian Perspective.  We wish all of you HAPPY HUNTING and a comfortable afterlife.     

 

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Now that the government shutdown is over and the debt ceiling’s been raised, it’s time for Obama to send money to his people on the ground in Syria. A counter attack is imminent!

Ziad Fadel
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There is no counter-attack. They are dreaming. ZAF

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A nice 1!
I should invite you to meet our beloved satire jounal:
http://www.titanic-magazin.de/
This time opening with a title reflecting the Limburgh’s bishop behaviour.
Go to the postcard-section for more laughter.
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Ziad Fadel
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Ausgezeichnet under wunderbar. I had no idea Germans loved satire. There is misconception that Germans have no sense of humor. No so. Thanks. Ziad

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ZIAD I have followed you for well over a year, but mate please it is Syrian POUNDS not Lira, that was under the Ottomans or French it is ££££ SP Syrian pounds mate,

Ziad Fadel
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Sadly, we still say lira in Arabic for the Syrian currency. I’ll try to appease you next time around. Ziad

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The USA is not interested in using its political influence to bring the opposition to the negotiating table in Geneva. The primary function of US diplomacy is to contain the Russian response to the US/NATO war on Syria to diplomacy while continuing the de-stabilization of its sphere of interest reaching from the eastern Mediterranean along the soft resource rich underbelly of Russia”s and China”s Central Asian republics to Baluchistan, Nepal and Myanmar.

For more:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/10/17/usnato-munchen-policy-requires-uneqivocal-njet/

Claudia

Ziad Fadel
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There is no question that you are right. The U.S. is buying time. They want to watch where the Saudi plan is going to lead. Ziad

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The locals in the Syrian town of Yabroud are paying a high price for antagonistic opposition groups controlling their land. They live in fear and payhigh taxes to provide the Islamists with food and arms, RT’s Maria Finoshina reports from the scene. The town of Yabroud near the Syrian-Lebanese border is just 80 kilometers from Damascus, but it’s more like a state within a state, with its own police, security forces and even an army. The wall and fences around the town are decorated with the three stars graffiti, which means that the territory is controlled by the Free Syrian… Read more »
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I have reported accurately that a huge Syrian Army deployment in the Qalamoon is taking place. Confirmed 200 T-72 tanks from the Republican Guard and Qatana is slowly grinding down the rats. When General Ayoub decides to make the move to delouse Yabrood is anyone’s guess. It’s coming very soon. Zabadani is almost ready for complete liberation. Ziad

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Coca Cola Zion warriors – Warning extremely graphic

https://twitter.com/SyrianLionesss/status/391282707847974912/photo/1

Ziad Fadel
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Everyone should see the misery these apes have brought to the Syrian people. Ziad

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RIP poor guy.
Here is the full video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ea_1381098599

From the article posted with the video:
Jabhat al-Nusra in Deir al-Zor is led by Abu Salam Tabsah, who might be among the extremists. The video was uploaded the first time by the Youtube user “Aldir laatek” yesterday, who uploaded several mobile phone videos in Deir al-Zor. The item got removed after a while, but there were a lot of people who saved it., like the WordPress blog of “urs1798”.

Note: Urs1798 holds a blog (it’s in German language) about FSA war crimes.
He’s pro-Assad and pro-Syria (the real Syria) and can be found here:
https://urs1798.wordpress.com/

Regards,
DfB

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Ziad my friend. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Syria-24-English/298382103530912 “TEHRAN (FNA)- The Syrian army has purged most parts of Eastern Ghouta region in Reef Damascus of terrorists and it is advancing towards Med’a near Adra, informed sources said Saturday. Speaking to FNA in Damascus, an informed military source said that the army has besieged Ghouta region from two sides, one in South after attacking and destroying armed rebels’ concentration centers in Sheba’a Farms and from North after controlling Adra region in Northern Reef Damascus. “Besieging Eastern Ghouta from these two sides means paving the way for the Syrian army to capture Al-Qasemiyeh and Al-Baharieh regions,”… Read more »
Ziad Fadel
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Mooglichst. It is coming soon. They have no nests to occupy and the population is cooperating with the government. Ziad

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Ziad Fadel
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Isn’t it amazing how long it takes some nimrods to figure things out. Ziad

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“The United States strongly condemns the Syrian regime’s continued siege of Ghouta and other Damascus suburbs, especially the town of Mouadimiya, and calls on the regime to allow immediate and unfettered humanitarian access to these areas. This siege has led to unprecedented reports of children dying of malnutrition-related causes in areas that are only a few miles from Bashar al-Assad’s palace in Damascus.”

It seems Obama’s boys are getting trashed so hard that even bitches from Pentagon are crying loud. LOL,
go SAA.
http://www.state.gov/r/pa/prs/ps/2013/10/215666.htm

Ziad Fadel
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Mu’adhdhamiyya is liberated. They are late. What nonsense from supposedly grown men. Ziad

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Also worth reading from my link provided above, in today´s issue of Strategic Culture Foundation:

“Bankrupt at Home and Abroad, Syria Shows Washington is a Spent Geopolitical Player” by Finnian Cunnigham and of course, Bhadrakumar.

Mikhas.

Ziad Fadel
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Morally bankrupt too. Thanks, Ziad

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Detroit today looks pretty much like East Ghouta in Syria

Ziad Fadel
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We take pride in being number one in everything, including murder. We need the SAA to delouse this rotten town. Ziad

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when will you post today ziad

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I’m no friend of FDP, the liberal democrats, at all, but their late chairman, Mr. Moellemann. took some righteous words in his mouth (in GERlang), for he suffered personal demolition, deisintegration in his party and at last accidental death.


Poor fellow.
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