FIRST POST – OCTOBER 26, 2013 – ABU MUHAMMAD AL-JAWLAANI DEAD IN LATAKIA?; JOSHUA LANDIS HUMILIATED IN EXPOSE BY MOON OF ALABAMA; BANDAR REALLY IN TROUBLE; SALIM IDREES ARRESTED; PRINCE FATSO ARRESTED IN QATAR; FSA MEETING WITH MOD; JOSHUA LANDIS PUBLICLY HUMILIATED; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA: WILE E. COYOTE ALLAHU AKBAR MOMENT

LATAKIA: ABU MUHAMMAD AL-JAWLAANI, DEAD REDUX; SHOT BY SAA SNIPER IN LATAKIA ON THE COAST; A PENNY FOR THE OLD GUY. YAWN.

BEFORE

Abu Mohammad al-Golani NUSRA FRONT

AFTER

Nusra Leader

Well, the mysterious leader of Jabhat Al-Nusra took it in the noggin yesterday in northwest Latakia near the Turk border.  I understand the event took place at Ra’s Al-Basseet in the shadow of the beautiful Jabal Al-Aqra’ (Bald Mountain).  In any case, I seriously doubt this blackguard did not die as I wrote on May 9, 2013.  My Intel was that he took a shot to the head in the East Ghoutaa.  His death was kept secret in order to maintain the down-spiraling morale of his rodent army. Whether he’s dead or not makes no difference because the J.N. is now being supplanted by the more virulent ISIS (courtesy of Bandar the Ape).  J.N. is losing ground to everybody.

Al-Qantara/Al-Kabeer:  NDF and security uncovered another warehouse filled with heat-seeking missiles.  As the SAA approached, 6 vans with weapons arrived.  The scene was pure pandemonium as SAA and NDF held target practice killing 68 rodents.  Inside were 3 Egyptians, 1 Saudi and a clutch of Syrians.  All were killed.  The Gyppos have not been identified:

“Imaaduddeen Al-Jawlaani” (What do Golan people have to do with the coast? Id pending.  He was a leader.  He was an ISIS leader and former J.N. commander for Idlib and Latakia countryside.  No more.)

“Al-Hajjaaj Al-Taghlibi” (SAUDI FORNICATOR OF CHILDREN AND GIBBON APE)
“Abu Anas Al-Hawraani” (Id pending)
Mustafaa Al-Kuroomi
Habeeb Kawalsaa
Rustum Al-Qawaadira
Muhammad Khaleel
‘Ali Shalah
Ahmad Maalek Al-Nu’aymi

The rest have not been identified.  

A picture released by the Syrian Arab News Agency on August 8, 2013 shows Syrian army soldiers stand next to a tank in the Latakia province
Syrian troops take break during a hunt for rats.  In the background is the Turkish border.

Al-Kabeer in another area:  2 warehouses filled with a kaleidoscope of weapons and ammo was found and all contents seized for use by our militias. 4 were captured and are warbling. This was totally ISIS:

“Abu Ahmad Al-‘Iraaqi” (IRAQI FLY LARVA. Leader. Id pending.)   
‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Leebi” (LIBYAN BARBARY APE SPUTUM AND CHILD MOLESTER. Id pending)
“Abu Lahab Al-‘Umari” (LIBYAN FECES COLLECTOR AND SOCIOPATH)

Another 7 could not be identified even by the prisoners.

Al-Shahroora:  A flatbed with the usual 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed along with 12 rodents of the Jabhat Al-Nusra:

Mustafaa ‘Ali Karnoob
Hussayn Ghuraab (Bye, bye. Black Bird)
Ahmad Nizhaam Moussa
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Kharmaashu
Sayfuddeen Abu-Fattoon
Mahmoud Bahlawaan (Stop clowning around)
Muhammad Abu-Subayh
Waleed ‘Abdul-Malik

The remaining 4 were not identified.

Al-Burj Al-Faransi (The French Bridge):  3 missiles were being lugged by these hyenas.  It was a fool’s errand:

Mahmoud Al-Deeb
Faadi ‘Aashoor
Hassan Al-‘Awadh

Furulluq Protectorate:  

Mustafaa Jawdi
‘Ammaar Al-‘Ali

Al-Duwayrika:  13 scavenging rodents were expelled back to the Eternal Cesspool:

Muhammad Al-Razzooq
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-‘Abed
Ahmad Abu-Sinaan
Hussayn Yaasseen
Nooreddeen Al-Wazeer
Hilaal Shuqayr
‘Abdul-Wahhaab Al-Fadhl

 No names for the rest who are believed to be foreign.

Al-Kindaasiyya and Al-Sukkariyya:  Get these new rats:

‘Abu Ahmad Sheekhu” (FILIPINO ABU-SAYYAAF REJECT AND EXPERT ORANGUTAN)
“‘Abu ‘Umar Kaaku”  (KAZAKH YURT MAKER AND YAK DEFILER)
“Abu ‘Abdullah Al-Shaykh” (FROM TASHKENT, UZBEKISTAN.  LIKED SYRIAN BOYS)
“Abu ‘Umar Al-Daaghestaani” (DAGHESTANI MALE STRIPPER FOR SAUDI APES. TNT expert.)
“Abu Ahmad Al-‘Iraaqi” (IRAQI PEDOPHILE AND COPROPHAGIST)

Al-Rawdha:  Where Riyaadh Al-As’ad lost his second leg, inter alia:

Ahmad Al-Asmar
Jalaal Al-Mawwaash
‘Aadel Shukri
‘Imaaduddeen Al-Fasl
‘Issaam Al-Zeer

Al-Marooniyya:  (Yes, there are Maronites in Syria):  5 rats took the early train to Belial’s BBQ Emporium:

Waleed Al-Ghaali
Khattaar Al-Qudsi
Mahmoud Al-Sayyid Ahmad
‘Arfaan Al-Beetaar
Ma’moon Zayneddeen

Al-Durra Road: (The Little Pearl):  2 rodents rode the sled to an unhappy ending in the fire:

Muhammad Al-Shawwaal   
Qaassem Bikaflooni

Tooroos Village: 

“Abu ‘Alaa'”: (PALESTEEZIAN HAMAS OPERATIVE AND HONEY DIPPER FOR ZIONISM)
“Abu ‘Aaref”: (PALESTEEZIAN HAMAS OPERATIVE AND USE PROPHYLACTIC COLLECTOR)
Muhammad Al-Shaaweesh
Talaal Irbakaan
Ahmad Al-Raa’iy
Maajed Fathi

DAMASCUS:

Syrian Army Continues Advances in Reef Damascus, Reef Lattakia

SAA troops guard the priceless town of Ma’loolaa.  The gunner has his eyes on rodents hiding in caves on the north side.  Their fate is sealed.

Al-Mulayha at the Tamiko Pharmaceutical Company:  8 rats killed.  All foreigners.

Northwest of Yabrood in the Qalamoon:  a brilliantly conceived and executed operation not only secured a usable mortar and many assault rifles for our militias and NDF, the SAA counted 26 confirmed rat carcasses all belonging to ISIS.  No names available.

QATAR:  PRINCE TAMEEM HAS ARRESTED HIS FATHER AND PLACED HIS MOTHER UNDER HOUSE ARREST FOR “OVERSPENDING” AND “WASTE OF NATIONAL TREASURE”.  It is no secret now that the new prince of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick has decided that all those thousands of dead Syrians were not worth the trouble.  Besides having his corpulent father put in irons, he has been sending out feelers to see if Syria will forgive him and turn a new page.  Seeing there were over 60 projects for Qatar in Syria worth billions, it might be time to see if the fledgling prince is for real.

Why isn’t Prince Lardhead smiling?  Why is the fella to the right beaming?  I don’t know.  It’s a family secret.

SALEEM IDREES HAS BEEN ARRESTED BY FSA TURNCOATS SICK OF HIS MISMANAGEMENT.  This story is not confirmed yet, but it looks like all those who wanted to overthrow Dr. Assad are winding up in the caboose.  And so, for Mr. Idrees, the curtain has started to descend upon his shaky head.  I cannot get Aslan to respond to me because he is so upset his predictions (which are coming true today) were not true when he made them.  I am trying to assuage his hurt feelings.  He is much better than Joshua Landis, as you will see shortly.

If you want to know what Dr. Mengele would have looked liked like in the dock at Nuremburg, try this one out.  

FSA IS MEETING WITH SYRIAN HIGH COMMAND TO FIND AN ARRANGEMENT.  This is a complicated story which I will deal with when more Intel comes in. We can assure our readers and members that a revolutionary change is coming to the way FSA operates.  They have seen the light.

ANKARA, TURKEY:  It appears Hakan Fidan of the Turkish MIT is about to be given the boot.  Too many rats are in the south.  Some, the ISIS, have been surveilled preparing at least 10 car bombs for Turkey’s cities.  What’s a masterspy to do?  Also, watch F.M. Davutoglu take it right in his pygmy kisser.  He’s out also.  Erdoghan is next.  GENERAL NECDET OZEL, WHEN WILL YOU END TURKEY’S SUFFERING AND BRING YOUR COUNTRY BACK TO ATATURK’S VISION?  The time is now.

MAJOR NEWS:  BANDAR THE APE REBUFFED IN JORDAN BY INTELLIGENCE CHIEF.  KING ABDULLAH SEES THE HANDWRITING ON THE WALL.  SyrPer can confirm that Bandar Bin Chimpanzee was in Jordan last Thursday to “coordinate” his fantasy of an overthrow of Dr. Assad’s government.  It did not go well when Jordanian General Intelligence Agency Chief, Faysal Al-Shawbaki, told the grizzled prince of poop that he could expect little more assistance while the Americans were shutting down their operations.  His planned meeting in ‘Aqaba on Friday was cancelled without date.  So sad.

Director of Jordan’s General Intelligence Directorate, Faysal Al-Shawbaki, gave Bandar Bush the boot. 

     

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

JOSHUA LANDIS HUMILIATED:  2012’s co-winner of the SyrPer Dr. Pangloss Award along with other curiously inept “experts” on Syria like Andrew Tabler (“I have no Ph.D.) and Fouad Ajami, is stymied by his own fraud.  He is an expert on Syria the way Pat Robertson is an expert on God.  A complete failure.  Even his “Alawi wife” can’t save him from oblivion after a series of disastrously telling mispredictions:

Here he is on his trip to Uganda where he hopes to land a new job as “Syrian Expert in Residence” at the Idi Amin School of Regional Studies.  His wife wants to go back to Tartous, maybe.

http://www.moonofalabama.org/2013/10/a-syria-expert-twelve-month-ago.html

Interesting new light on Bandar the Baboon’s attitude towards Shi’i hostages.  Why doesn’t Hizbollah just take a few Saudis hostage?

http://respect-discussion.blogspot.com/2013/10/saudi-wants-replacements-for-azaz.html  

This is a fine article about Bandar the Ape and his bizarre ideations.  It also proves that Ziad is right about the alternative media and how influential it has become:

http://therearenosunglasses.wordpress.com/2013/10/25/bandar-bushs-mad-mad-world/

Anon. sends this informative article about how “whatever goes around, comes around”:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cde_1382711267

Anon sends this absolutely gut-splitting little clip acted out by serious actors.  It is a must-see:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=594195433975662&set=vb.120082824800114&type=2&theater

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WILE E. COYOTE “ALLAHU AKBAR” MOMENT (Thanks, Anon)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psZpMhSqMfQ

And another one with a loud-mouthed amateur trying to bear down on a professional SAA sniper. Thanks, Anon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2owLVx4eWA

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After a quick and fleeting read I get the general impression that things are going very well indeed for the brave Syrian people and their security services.
I felt elated by the good news of despair, disorganisation (FSA turning on Idrees) in the ranks of the rats . Even more wonderful was Bandar bin proboscis monkey getting the old heave ho by Jordanian intelligence chief. A great uplift to the spirit.

Many thanks Ziad for the info and the insights and, especially, for the inside intel and info. Keep on truckin bro. Love and peace.. Amir.

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The war is being won in Syria by the SAA and its supporters (Iran, Hezbollah, Russia) because their infantry tactics are far superior then the NATO, Israel, USA.That is plain and simple, no amount of masking is going to hide this. Iran and Hezbollah showed their infantry capability during the 2006 war. Now that Iran has superb drone capability the end game will be much closer. Qatar, USA, UAE know this. Remember Qatar has invested a lot in its 2022 World Cup bid, it will capitulate first.

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Victory is on the horizon. The Syrian Arab Republic, it’s army and people will go down in history as heroes of true freedom and dignity. God Bless.

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Hi,
thanks for update and your work.
Do you have any new information from Daraa? I saw some news, that rebels stormed Tasil:(. Is it true?

Have a great day!

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Ziad,

Great news about Qatar. I could hardly have imagined this outcome when I was following what they did to Libya.

I checked online to see if it was true. I always check out several sources.

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Really the Qatar thing seems to good to true.. so im skeptic.. Need to see a video
in all media outlets that Qatar king in Jail and his son meeting Assad shaking hands and paying
for the damages and misery his father gave to Syria. for their support of terrorist.

Still what will could be also even better is Erdogan executed in Public for warcrimes ,similar to Mussolini
after world war 2..hanging by the legs , but not after serving first several years in a cold dungeon in Jail.

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The 2nd Wile E Coyote is at least 6 months old.
What is the news from Deraa?
I read (and also saw some clips) about rebels having overrun many checkpoints in Tafas and on the Tafas-Dael road.
What is frightening is that they seem not to be short on advanced ATGMs (like Kornet/Konkours). In one clip they even hit a tank that was moving at medium speed and not simply standing idle.

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whistleblower .another clip was a religious meeting of some kind. none of it in english. the debunking process involves posting relevant and verifiable info, preferably in english. seems you blow far more than whistles?

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From this report, it doesn’t sound like all is well among the zionist terrorists and lackeys…

вот так

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A pork barrel project for total airheads:

US military’s airship programs lose altitude

http://news.yahoo.com/us-militarys-airship-programs-lose-altitude-184954075.html

вот так

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‘Israel intercepted millions of French calls’ http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/10/26/331441/israel-hacks-millions-of-french-calls/ “A leaked US intelligence document has revealed that Israel is behind the hacking of millions of phone calls and messages in France. According to a report by Le Monde on Friday Israeli agents is behind a cyber attack against the communications networks of the Elysee Palace, intercepting more than 70 million calls and text messages a month. France had initially accused the US of hacking into former French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s communications network during the 2012 presidential election. Senior French intelligence officials visited the US earlier this year to discuss the attempt to… Read more »

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US, Israel, KSA form troika of evil: Analyst http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/10/26/331431/us-ksa-israel-after-destabilized-me/ “A political commentator says the US, Israel and Saudi Arabia aim to destroy Syria through supporting militancy in the Arab country to destabilize the entire Middle East, Press TV reports. In an interview with Press TV on Saturday, Dr. Randy Short, member of Black Autonomy Network Community Organization said the US, Israel and Saudi Arabia are trying to “destabilize” the Mideast, “because in reality if you do get a unified proactive Middle East, certain regimes are going to be swept aside”. “…Even Israel would be tempered, would not be able to… Read more »

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Stymied in Syria, the zionazi/NWO retro knuckledraggers have not let up on Africa, though they may be seeing increased resistance to their fanatical fascism there, as well: Neocolonial Ritual and Servitude to the West: Gratifying the African Elites with Human Rights Awards, Grants and Prizes http://www.globalresearch.ca/neocolonial-ritual-and-servitude-to-the-west-gratifying-the-african-elites-with-human-rights-awards-grants-and-prizes/5355573 Begins: “I am always amazed at how much time and energy is spent by those of European decent discussing “Africa’s development”. Birgit Brock-Utne, an astute European educator of Norwegian origin, wrote the following in her book[1] about those who insist on preaching to Africa about development: “… when Europeans came to Africa toward the… Read more »

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Womens in Saudi Arabia protest for driving rights..

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/10/26/331435/saudi-women-defy-ban-on-driving/

Poor ladies , it should be very hard to be a women and live there.. in Syria womens not only can dress like a human being , not only can drive cars.. but also Combat planes. and participate in politics and with the new democratic reforms by Assad to the constitution they can even be President

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If Prince Tameem is serious, he can send billions to the Syrian government without strings attached to help them rebuild the country. He OWES them that much.

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Oh no.. Very Bad news for Russia ,in their hopes to united all soviets Republics.One of the biggest arrogant Biggest EGO Jerks ,a heavyweight boxing champion Vitali Klitschko is announcing that will Run for presidency of Ukrania in 2015.. (the former soviet republic) http://en.ria.ru/sports/20131024/184337457/Boxing-Champ-Vitali-Klitschko-to-Run-for-President-of-Ukraine.html This guy is 100% ANTI- putin and Anti-Russia. This Jerk does not waste a time in any interview to throw a Jab to Russia. And he wants to become another NATO member. THe probabilities of this guy winning is very very high.,simply because the other candidates are very unpopular Timoshenko is in Jail and the one… Read more »

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“Immortal khazok” LOOL
You have really mastered your writing.
Keep on fighting

Fellow syrian from al malikiya (Derik)