Hutaytat Turkmaan: The MoD has announced that the bitterly fought-over area of Hutaytat Turkmaan has been completely liberated and that the last nest of terrorist, disease-carrying rodents was destroyed. See map below:
After three significant days of major advances, the SAA has finally brought the rodent army of the Saudi nihilistic apes to its knees with a stunning assault yesterday on their last nest. Among the 21 confirmed deaths are these:
The rest could not be identified.
Shab’ah east of Hutaytat Turkmaan, SAA and militia devastated a group called “Battalions of Al-Qa’qaa”” (yawn) killing these 8 stinking rats:
(Note: The name “Qa’qaa'” refers to the great Islamic warrior of the 7th Century Al-Qa’qaaq bin ‘Amr Al-Tameemi who distinguished himself in battles for the armies of two Caliphs: “Umar bin Al-Khattaab and ‘Uthmaan bin ‘Affaan”. His name is funny, however. It means “rattling”, “noisy clatter” and the like. One general said that he was worth a thousand soldiers in battle. One can only assume that his noise scared the daylights out of his opponents.)
East ‘Adraa: A mortar was destroyed and 2 rodents killed. No names.
Al-Mulayha: At the now-world-famous Tamiko Pharmaceutical Company, a continuing operation blasted these cockroaches out of their little nest:
Barza: Another tunnel was discovered with a length of 110 meters and at a depth of 5. It had electricity. I wonder if the rats paid their monthly bill? It was dug under the Tishreen Hospital Road and extended from an old Arabic-style house all the way to an area west of the Syrian Educational Channel.
Doumaa: At the ‘Aaliya Farms, the SAA killed 5 rodents:
Yusuf Affendi (His name means tangerine or clementine in Syrian Arabic)
Harastaa: Another boring attack on a military checkpoint near the Cars Automobile Co. (“cars”, get it?)
resulted in 2 rodent deaths. No details.
Zamalkaa: At the by-pass route to the south, 1 confirmed rat wounded and taken prisoner.
Jawbar: East of Al-Manaasher Roundabout, SAA and NDF clashed with a group of FSA who later surrendered. According to Monzer, the FSA claimed to be disaffected from the command and asked to join the militias. Their names cannot be revealed.
Al-Mu’adhdhamiyya in the Aali-Hamdaan Neighborhood: Recently deloused. SAA and security forces trounced scurrying vermin before they could get out to spread their plague:
Raami Rashshaash ( His name means “machine gun” or “one who disseminates”.)
An unnamed RPG operator. (SANA)
Daarayyaa: More aging snipers. It’s become a convalescent home for these freaks:
“Umar” (Id pending)
“Abu Faarooq” (Id pending)
Al-Tayyiba near Al-Kiswa south of the capital:
Majdi ‘Issaam Shalbak
AND NOW FROM THE FRONT IN THE QALAMOON:
Mu’adhdhamiyyat Al-Qalamoon: Monzer confirms 16 rodents dispatched to the Hot Gates. 7 captured and turned over to MI for “debriefing”:
“Sa’eed” (Id pending)
The rest were all foreigners. Mostly Jordanians, Palesteezians and a Libyan.
Jayrood: Heavy fighting with no details.
Al-Nabak to the northeast: A recently set-up warehouse was destroyed. All weapons originated in the Zionist Entity. No names of rats as the MI begins evaluation of the aftermath.
Dayr ‘Atiyya: SAA destroyed a missile base with missiles made in the Zionist Entity and telecom equipment of Turkish origin. Monzer reports over 16 rats killed.
Yabrood to the north and northeast of Tal-Dhahab (near Al-Ruhayba), a huge clash is reported as SAAF strafes whole packs of miserable Bubonic Plague-carrying rodents. We have confirmed that the terrain is littered with carcasses that may number in the low hundreds. Monzer is trying to get the details but the operation is on-going. Let’s hope they kill more scavengers.
This photo is of Al-Taaba Village where a large cache of Zionist-manufactured missiles (LAU) were discovered and seized by SAA.
Der’ah City: A tunnel stretching from the Sporting Club all the way to Abu-Khusayba Building straddling the Dam Road and abutting on to the Naaziheen Camp is uncovered and destroyed after ammunition is secured and given to NDF.
Busraa Al-Shaam: At the Town Plaza and the April 7 School close to the Teachers’ Association, security arrested 5 rodents and took them in for “questioning”.
Bashshaar Tayseer Abaazeed (Another family that is going extinct)
Bahaa’ Ahmad Khaleefa
Eehaab Ahmad ‘Ali
Tafass: A sneaky attack on an SAA checkpoint didn’t fool anybody. This happened as security personnel are still evaluating the carnage here to the north. The number of carcasses may exceed 900 in this on-track operation. I have no names for today.
Izra’a: SAA responded to a security service alert and killed these:
Ahmad Al-Hurayfi (SAUDI AIDS SPREADER AND MONKEY PIMP)
Saydaa Al-Jawlaan: Skirmish. Nothing big:
Muhammad Hussayn Al-‘Issaawi
Jaassem Muhammad Al-‘Issaawi
THE SECOND GRAND PRIZE TO THE AL-‘ISSAAWI FAMILY FOR PROVIDING OUR MEDICAL SCHOOL ANATOMY CLASSES WITH MORE CADAVERS. GOOD SHOW. GREAT CIVIC SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY.
Al-Haanoot, Al-Maskaba, Nawaa, Al-Za’roor and Basr Al-Hareer all saw some skirmishing with no details available.
Nimr Village west of Der’ah: Confirmed 12 rodents collected for laboratory analysis at the St. Lucifer Clinic for Plague Studies. 2 vans were loaded with ammunition and light weapons. Not any more. WE WANT TO THANK PRINCE BANDAR BIN ORANGUTAN FOR THE WONDERFUL GIFT TO OUR NDF.
HAMA: Brilliantly-planned and executed operation surrounds and snuffs 36 skunks. Most were foreigners. ISIS really got snorked on this one:
Muhssen Abu Hamza (EGYPTIAN ASP EMBRYO)
Diyaab Muhammad (IRAQI MUSKRAT FETUS)
Shaykh ‘Abdul-Mu’ti (Id pending)
The rest could not be identified.
Saraaqeb: Huge operation supported by SAAF kills a confirmed 49 ISIS rats with some J.N. allies. I will have names tomorrow. This operation started 3 days ago and has been intense.
Nahlayyaa: 19 confirmed rat foreigners killed. No prisoners. This is in the Zaawiya Mountains.
Fighting reported in Kooreen, Al-Dibshiyya, Al-Baraagheethi, Kafr Shalaayaa, Jabal Al-Arba’een (margins), Sirmeen and Kafr Jaales. I have no details about a major offensive which started yesterday.
Ma’arratmassreen: 6 vans with weapons destroyed including a missile launcher. 5 killed and 9 surrendering. No names.
Armanaayaa: An attempt to infiltrate from here into Ghannoom Farms near Ma’arret Al-Nu’maan came a cropper. SAA killed these:
LATAKIA: AND THE BAND PLAYED ON. DELIGHTFUL LOSSES TO THE BANDAR BOORS OF THE ISIS:
Al-Murayj: All 31 foreigners killed. No names.
Taa’ooma: We can confirm the destruction of 21 flatbed trucks and vans coming out of Al-Rubay’ah into this town and all the way to the following towns: Khaan Al-Jawz, Marj Khawjaa, Al-Rawdha (remember that place?), and Al-Tuffaahiyya. All along this route, the SAA annihilated these ISIS incompetents. 2 warehouses containing locally-manufactured missileswere also destroyed in Khaan Al-Jawz:
‘Abu Ghiyaath Al-Urduni” (JORDANIAN GORP. Id pending)
Muhammad Al-Habaayina (PALESTEEZIAN SNAKE MUCOUS)
Abu Muhammad Bujeera (MOROCCAN SQUID SMEGMA)
Ahmad Al-Fataahi (KUWAITI CARP EXCREMENT)
“Abu Talhaat Al-Shishaani (CHECHEN CHICKEN DROPPING. Id pending)
Abu Mu’tazz Al-Iraaqi (IRAQI WOLF VOMIT)
Hamad Al-Marzooqi (JORDANIAN APE UNDERSTUDY)
Maajed Al-Kooraani (ISIS leader)
‘Assaaf Al-Fiqhi (ISIS leader)
Ahmad ‘Ataayaa (ISIS leader)
Abu ‘Uthmaan Al-Deeraani
‘Umraan Tubaalu (leader of the “Hatteen Brigade”. That’s where Saladdin cleaned out the Crusaders)
Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah: Fighting with no details.
Al-Qusoor near the Khadeeja Al-Kubraa School. Ditto.
Sadad: Rat infiltration attempt to the Hilltop Neighborhood results in all 16 vermin taking the slow boat down the Styx. Only 2 names arrived on Wael’s desk. It appears the rest were foreigners:
Maheen: Fighting almost over. No details.
Palmyra (Tadmur): SAA mobile missile brigades and artillery units literally brought down the house on these feckless specimens of simian ordure as an entire convoy of flatbeds with 23mm machine gun cannons and missile launchers were sent to the recycling factory in Hell. The even took place near the SyriaTel Center in Al-Shaa’er. Big numbers with no details, yet. All expected to be foreigners based on intercepted communications.
Al-Daar Al-Kabeera near Al-Rastan: Fighting with no details.
Al-Judayda, Kuwayris and Rasm Al-‘Abbood: Fighting resulted in destruction of rocket launchers and a “missile base”. No names.
North Dayr Haafer: Syrian Army “Fozdika” cannons destroy 2 trucks with weapons, drugs and telecom equipment. No details.
Al-Baab: 3 trucks were destroyed by Fozdikas and all 11 rats killed inside. No names.
Al-Shaykh Najjaar: In the Industrial Zone. Cars and vans were destroyed in an ambush laid by SAA.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
This is a must-read from George about Erdoghan’s lies about and ties to Alqaeda. His goose is getting more and more cooked by the day:
Super intelligent article with analysis from NSNBC. This too is a must-read from Chris and his team of enlightened experts. And remember, it’s Bandar’s head:
Die Wacht am Assi. German terrorists come to Syria to quicken their entry into Oblivion. Interesting:
And she’ll have fun, fun fun, till her daddy takes her T-Bird away. More degradation for the Saudi ape race: