A car exploded while rats were rigging it with an IED using C-4 in front of the Al-Salaam Gas Station at the junction of the railroad tracks. All told, MI counted 14 rodents of whom 12 were foreigners. In the photo above, provided by SANA, you can see forensic experts collecting evidence to be used against Saudi Arabia which provided the high explosives. It is a matter of time.
Jawaad Ahmad ‘Akkaari
The other names have not been released.
This photo is on the Syrian Internet, I believe, is the same one used yesterday. In any case, enjoy the photo from a different angle.
Al-Seen Lake in East rural Damascus: SAA seized weapons in a pick-up truck which included a 23mm machine gun cannon in working condition, an RPG launcher, assault rifles and ammo. THANK YOU, PRINCE BANDAR FOR THE WONDERFUL GIFT.
Daarayyaa: A clash broke out between FSA rats over booty resulting in the SAA sitting and watching them kill each other. When the dust settled, MI sent this report:
“Abdul-‘Azeez” (Id pending)
3 others could not be identified. 4 were taken wounded to warble.
Also in Daarayyaa: A sniper was found sleeping at his post with pleasant dreams of killing Christians, Shi’ites and secular Sunnis. He was found near the Al-Sukayna Shrine. When he heard the SAA approach, he awakened and started to ready his rifle. Too late:
Musleh Madhbooh (And he was indeed slaughtered)
Al-Qaaboon: 2 hyenas bit the dust near the Al-Ghufraan Mosque:
Wasseem Ahmad Juraadi
Al-Qaaboon: At the Great Mosque, 5 buzzards crashed and burned. All foreign. Believed to be North African.
Al-Bihaariyya: East of Al-Nashaabiyya Hospital, 29 monkeys went to Mephisto’s Zoo and Petting Farm in Hell. Of the 29 confirmed carcasses, only these were identified. The rest were foreigners burned to conceal their identify:
Al-Naassiriyya to the east near Al-Qutayfa (home of Syrias SF), the Jabhat Al-Nusra’s yawningly inept “Ahraar Al-Shaam” and “Liwaa’ Al-Islam” dined on cold gruel:
Misraaba to the East , an operation requiring finesse and tactics netted 12 foreign rodents. No details.
Al-Shifooniyya to the West:
Al-Shifooniyya to the east:
Khaleel Al-Barghooth (What a pest!)
Jawbar east of the Maysaloon Roundabout, 4 cars were destroyed by NDF and SAA with all passengers killed. All were burned beyond recognition and no details are available.
Jawbar southeast of the Teachers’ Tower, security and SAA killed 7 rodents:
The other 3 were not identified.
Jawbar south of the Sports Arena, 3 cockroaches scurried down to their Master’s favorite crevice:
‘Adraa Town: 10 confirmed rat deaths with 5 wounded:
“Abu Shafeeq” (Id pending)
Habeeb ‘Ali Al-Rudaysi
No other names are available.
‘Arbeen at the Karm Al-Rassaass Farms, 3 rats killed while transporting a Doschka heavy machine gun cannon in a pick-up truck. No names available yet.
‘Arbeen, again, east of the Police Hospital in Harastaa:
Another could not be identified.
Al-Ruhayba: 2 rodents take the escalator to the basement:
Yabrood at the Reemaa Farms, 32 confirmed rat deaths as they rode 4 cars protecting a pick-up truck with a disassembled 23mm machine gun cannon and 3 missile launchers. Big disaster. Too dangerous to identify the carcasses.
Al-Nabak in the area of Al-Saqiy, an entire nest of ISIS muskrats was devastated by SAA and militia. All 14 rats were foreigners. No names.
Zabadaani toward the Eastern Hills, a SAA sharpshooter took down this idiot who was then searched. He had been carrying a box of various weapons including a pistol, scope and grenades:
Harmala – Zamalkaa: 1 car carrying weapons and a mortar was shot at. The car stopped and the 1 rat inside escaped. WE WANT TO THANK PRINCE MARMOSET OF ARABIA FOR THE NICE WEAPONS. WE’LL MAKE SURE TO USE THEM IN RIYADH WHEN WE INVADE.
‘Al-‘Ibb Farms, SAA killed these 2 vultures:
Al-Bilaaliyya – Al-Bihaariyya Junction: A machine gun cannon, automatic rifles and lots of drugs were seized after these vermin were slain:
Al-Mulayha Farms: Jabhat Al-Nusra and all foreigners were wiped off the existence charts:
Naasser Shuwaykh (SAUDI ARABIAN FLEA LARVA)
No other details.
Yaldaa: Police killed this one:
Kafr Al-Zayt in the Baradaa River Valley:
WARNING TO READERS: THERE IS TALK ON THE INTERNET ABOUT A MASSIVE CAMPAIGN TO INVADE THE QALAMOON RIDGE. THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN PURE PROPAGANDA DESIGNED TO RAISE THE SAGGING MORALE OF THE TERRORIST MERCENARY RATS. IT IS JUST THE OPPOSITE. WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THAT THE SAA IS PREPARING FOR A HUGE ASSAULT ON ZABADAANI, QALAMOON, YABROOD AND AL-NABAK WHICH WILL DISLODGE THE RATS ONCE AND FOR ALL. AS THEY TRY TO REINFORCE THEIR DEFENSIVE POSITIONS, THE RODENTS ARE ANNOUNCING SOME FAKE NEW OFFENSIVE. THEY WILL BE BURNED TO DEATH!!
A LOT OF NEWS FROM ALEPPO. I WILL PUBLISH IT TOMORROW SINCE I HAVE BEEN INVADED BY A SLEW OF UNINVITED MORONS. BE PATIENT.
NEWS AND NONSENSE:
READ ABOUT OBAMA’S TERRORISTS RAPING THIS YOUNG SYRIAN GIRL! OBAMA, YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL:
Bot Tak sends this about Lithuanian mercenaries going to Syria. I hope they brought their body bags with them:
Captain Corto sends this German (with English subtitles) video about Saudi apes marrying (read: raping) Syrian girls. It’ll make you sick:
Confirmed! Turkish mercenaries in Syria. Wow. I had no idea. Laugh and cry at this article.
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Chris sends this hilarious compendium of misfires that make the FSA a truly unique troupe of nincompoops: