DER’AH AND LONDON, U.K.:
SYRIAN LAVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, led by perennial SyrPer Liar of the Year Nominee, Rami Abdul-Rahman, has been caught lying again. In his usual forked-tongued manner, Abdul-Rahman regaled the world once again with deliberately skewed horror stories about explosions. This time the explosion killed civilians in Nawaa, Der’ah Province. Right?…………..No way. The explosion was set off when inexperienced rat killers hired by the Monkey Prince of Wahhabist Arabia miswired an IED in a warehouse in the town. The explosion was so massive it critically wounded terrorist rats 200 yards away. The bomb was designed to explode when SAA forces entered the town to liberate it. That is coming very soon. In any case, SAA, NDF and MI arrived at the scene with reporters who memorialized the ape-event for posterity. The carcasses of those killed, according to Monzer, were so dismembered by the intensity of the C-4 that we have a Humpty-Dumpty situation. Shreds of documents have to be connected to severed heads, limbless torsos, entrails and all the other gruesome scenes attendant to such a pasticcio of carnage. Good luck.
Busraa Plaza: 10 scavengers took the escalator down to Satan’s Haberdashery in Harrod’s-on-the-Styx.
The rest were foreigners, probably Jordanians.
HAMA: At Al-Raas Bridge, 21 rats of the J.N. including a confirmed Libyan Barbary Ape were killed in the Waadi Al-Ghaab, Syria’s Bekaa Valley. A 23mm cannon was seized in working condition for use against the Saudi Wahhabist nihilist atheist heretic ruling clique.
More soporific tales of attempted infiltrations from Waadi Khaaled in Lebanon via Al-Mat-hooma and Al-‘Armoota. These failed also leaving the usual slow-yield fertilizer for next years crop.
More skirmishing reported here without details:
Tal Dhahab Village
Al-Naassira in Al-Hoola
Al-Rastan at Bayt Raa’iy and Al-Ghajar. Security and militia kill 4 creeping rodents.
62 RODENTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY AT AL-QAABOON ON TUESDAY. The rats belonged to the FSA and did not seem to have much fight left in them. They were rubes from towns in the Damascus rural area. They actually offered to surrender on the condition they be treated well. When the SAA captain in charge agreed to give them good treatment and a pack of smokes and “Abu ‘Umar” was determined not to be Abu ‘Umar Al-Jibaawi (super-wanted terrorist), their surrender was complete. This was reported by Al-Mayaadeen with a video record.
AWQAANIYYA and ‘AYN AL-BAYDHA villages including all rural areas around Qunaytra have been cleansed of rat filth. If you all remember my report about a phalanx of 200 tanks heading toward the Golan, you now know what they were up to. The tanks belonged to the Republican Guard while other tank units from Qatanaa joined in the fun. Total rats killed so far in the campaign: 210
Dayr ‘Atiyya: Heavy fighting resulted in heavy losses to the Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks who now appear to be a shadow of its former self having lost ground to the even more vicious Islamic State of Iraq and Syria. (ISIS) This ISIS is a creation of the Ape Wahhabist Prince Orangutan Bin Bandar Bush and is totally funded by him. SAA counted 41 carcasses. These are the only Syrians among the pile of ordure being categorized as we write:
Al-Bitraa east of Al-Ruhayba and north of Jubb-‘Adeen, SAA and militia killed 39 rats belonging to the ISIS as they were trying to regroup after an aerial bombing last night just before they were sipping warm milk and eating Turkish Taffy. So sad. No names because all were foreign.
Southwest ‘Adraa: A mortar was destroyed and a cache of ammunition was seized. The number killed was 13 of whom only these carried papers. 4 of the 13 were found in a state of incineration to hide their foreign origins. These were FSA remnant rodents and criminals:
Muhammad-‘Ali Al-Karaabeej (He was so cute)
Reemaa Farms: Fighting with no details.
Jaraajer West: Near Al-Nabak: 14 confirmed J.N. rodents killed by SAA. Here are the names of the identified carcasses:
Daarayyaa: We can confirm a SANA report that 15 rats were killed her yesterday. No names available.
Al-Qaaboon: At the Al-Umari Mosque, 3 hyenas were culled and skinned. No names available.
Zamalkaa and Irbeen near the by-pass, 3 rats were killed while driving a van loaded with ammo. All ammunition was seized and distributed to our NDF and militias.
Hujjayra: South of Damascus. The following rodents were confirmed:
Taaher ‘Issaa (JORDANIAN CAMEL SWEAT BEAD AND PROFESSIONAL CHILD BUGGERER)
‘Ayn Turmaa: Fighting with no details.
Dayr Al-‘Assaafeer: SAA killed this runt:
Al-Dilba Farms: 25 rats confirmed killed. Almost all were foreign:
Muhammad Khaleel Al-‘Arabi
Doumaa at the ‘Aaliya Farms:
Al-Ashrafiyya – Al-Shaykh Maqsood: A missile launcher was destroyed while rodents tried to infiltrate into these secure areas via the Armenian cemetery which they had defiled. The number killed could not be determined because most carcasses were in areas under the eyes of terrorist snipers.
Al-Sufayra: We can confirm the deaths of 74 rodents in a battle southwest of the Health Enhancement Company. We have not received a detailed list of the carcasses.
South of Rasm Al-‘Abbood airport: Fighting with no details.
Central Prison area north of Aleppo City: The usual sleep-inducing attacks on a prison with nobody of interest to the terrorists continue in a Sisyphean manner. As I told my readers last year, all terrorist prisoners were moved out and the only prisoners here are those who have indicated a desire to fight with the SAA.
This is a scene from the Central Prison at Aleppo. The man pushing the boulder is Abu-Abdu the Sissy-Foot
Manbij – Al-Baab Road: SAAF strafes rodents and rodents die and scatter. No details on this evolving new front.
Al-Judayda: Fighting at night with no details. The night vision goggles SAA captured are becoming increasingly useful.
Kuwayris: SAA ambushed a convoy of light trucks carrying a 23mm machine gun cannon and 2 missile launchers. The number killed was 17. Many rats escaped in the dark.
An attempted infiltration into Karm Al-Jabal Quarter of the City from Al-Saakhoor was repelled and 19 carcasses counted with binoculars. No names.
BIG NEWS ALERT!! YAWN! 70 RAT GROUPS WITHDRAW RECOGNITION OF SYRIAN NATIONAL COUNCIL LED BY GEORGE CAPTAIN KANGAROO SABRA. WHOAHHH. WOW! NOW THAT’S NEWS!!
AND MORE EARTH-SHAKING NEWS: AT A COFFEE HOUSE IN REYHANLI, TURKEY, A NEW SYRIAN ORGANIZATION WAS FOUNDED: THE UNION OF INDEPENDENT SYRIANS.
LT. GENERAL FAHD JAASSEM AL-FURAYJ, MINISTER OF DEFENSE, PAYS HIS RESPECTS TO MUSLIM SOLDIERS ON THE EID AL-ADHA HOLIDAY.
REPORTS, NEWS, NONSENSE AND COMMENTARY FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
ANON SENDS THIS TAPE OF AN INTERVIEW WITH SHAYKH NABIL NA’EEM OF EGYPT WHO BLOWS THE TOP OFF AMERICAN HYPOCRISY AND THE TRUTH BEHIND THE TERRORISM IN SYRIA. HAVE YOUR FRIEND TAKE A GANDER AT THIS:
Michel sends this excellent analysis by Dr. Assad of CW and the evolution of Arab national backwardness:
Read this interesting article from Land Destroyer. It reflects SyrPer’s attitudes about the posturing of the U.S. and the real policies in Washington:
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY OBAMA, HOLLANDE, CAMERON, ERDOGHAN AND BANDAR ARE WAR CRIMINALS, READ THIS. SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS:
Laugh your heads off before lunch on this new development:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Dudley Do Right had time, while battling Evil on the steppes of inhospitable Alberta, to send this video of Allah’s warriors being betrayed and sent straight into the lap of Old Scratch: