Hujjayra: South Damascus near the Palestinian camp. SAA and NDF meted out death to the remnant rodents whose paychecks come from the apes of Arabia:
“Al-Faraani” (TUNISIAN MONKEY SPUTUM. Id pending)
Another 8 could not be identified. 4 were taken prisoner.
Al-Sabeena: Also, South rural Damascus. A 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed along with these cockroaches:
2 others were arrested.
Yalda in South rural Damascus. NDF set an ambush and killed these hyenas in a car loaded with Zionist made ammunition:
Dayr ‘Atiyya: A nest of vipers was eradicated by SAA infantry. Monzer reports 7 confirmed dead and 11 taken prisoner. No details available yet.
Al-Qaassemiyya: In the East Ghoutaa. Confirmed 20 rats killed.
The rest were all foreigners. Mostly Jordanians based on the statements of the 5 taken prisoner.
Zamalkaa: At the pedestrian crossing, SAA killed 15 rats and took 2 prisoners in critical condition.
The rest could not be identified and are suspected of being non-Syrian.
SAA DISMANTLED 4 IEDS UNDER THE AL-DHUMAYR BRIDGE ON THE AL-DHUMAYR-PALMYRA HIGHWAY NEAR THE RAILROAD TRACKS. The purpose of the IEDs was to blow up the bridge when a SAA convoy was crossing. It was detected first by a little boy who alerted his father about some “funny looking” boxes under the bridge where he played. The father called MoI and a team was sent out knowing that the boy had accurately described IEDs. Nobody was injured.
DAARAYYA: It really is deloused. SAA uncovered a 300 meter long tunnel designed for Hugh Hefner. It is 10 meters below the ground at the Darb Al-Hadeed area. Inside were electric lights, fans, vents in the top to allow camera surveillance of the surface, 67 handguns, boxes of ammunition, drugs and stolen medical supplies, cds and a genuine Swedish sauna for those days when a terrorist just has to relax after killing innocent people (joke).
Barza: Another 23mm machine gun AA cannon is seized. 10 rats killed.
The other 5 were not named.
Al-Qaaboon: At the Coffee Plaza, 7 rodents were sent on the Magical Mystery Tour to Strawberry Fields in Satan’s Nursery and Petting Zoo:
The other 2 were unnamed foreigners. Both had been incinerated.
Jawbar: Near the Teacher’s Tower, 2 rodents got on the catapult and found the Devil. No names.
Harastaa: At the Secondary School Roundabout:
Kareem Saaleh (SANA)
Al-Shifooniyya in the Doumaa area: A nest of rodents was uncovered and destroyed.
Dayr ‘Atiyya: A nest is destroyed. No details.
Al-Jayrood North: 17 pests exterminated. No names available until tomorrow.
Al-Jayrood East: Near Ma’loolaa, all 22 foreigners killed. No names made available.
Al-Nabak at the Al-Saqiy Farms: Heavy fighting with no details.
Fighting reported also in Al-Naassiriyya, Yabrood, West Al-Jayrood, ‘Adraa Town.
Ministry of Defense announced the complete delousing of the town of Al-Barghootha. In the process, the SAA destroyed 6 nests of rats, killed 51 rats with the help of citizens and seized over one million dollars worth of weapons and ammunition.
Al-Buwaydha: Northern rural Hama, a nest of rodents was exposed and destroyed. It was used to make IEDs with C-4 provided by Bandar Bin Orangutan:
Hamza ‘Umar Sulaymaan
Nooreddeen ‘Ali Tabarjaawi
Ahmad Mustafaa Al-Qabsh
Hussayn Khaaled Al-Ahmad
Jinaan: East Hama in the rural countryside. Security forces arrested 8 rodents and seized a ton of C-4.
‘Ayn ‘Issa: On the northern border with Turkey, 19 ISIS rodents were punted into Mephisto’s end zone:
“Abu Khaaled Al-Teejaani” (TUNISIAN FERAL HOG SNOT AND EXPLOSIVES EXPERT)
All dead were foreigners. 11 flatbed trucks were destroyed. 3 of them were fitted with 23mm AA guns and missile launchers.
Huge and very aggressive operation is continuing in these areas:
Haaj Hammood Farms in the Jisr Al-Shughoor area
Jabal Al-Arba’een: Liberated area. Fighting only on fringes:
Al-Mastooma – Idlib Road: 4 IEDs, with 25-30 kg payloads, dismantled.
South Umm Jurayn: Abu Dhuhoor area. Ammo seized with weapons. No details about 12 rats killed.
Al-Za’laana in the Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan area. A large number of remant rats were killed. No details.
Waadi Al-Dhayf: 4 flatbeds with 23mm AA cannons destroyed. No details.
Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan at Ma’arshamshama and Al-Za’laana, fighting but not details.
Ma’arrat Nu’maan: Big battle. Confirmed 26 rodents killed and 19 wounded and taken prisoner. All foreigners. This might be the end for the rats in this devastated town, the home town of our hero: Abu Al-‘Alaa’ Al-Ma’arri.
Al-‘Urfi: A tunnel was found and destroyed.
Al-Hameediyya: A warehouse filled with explosives, grenades, assault rifles and drugs was found. 5 rats were killed. All belonged to ISIS.
Al-Jubayla: 2 nests were broken up by SAA. The first nest belonged to the “Brigades of Umm Al-Quraa”
(This was an alternate name for the city of Mecca and is mentioned in the Qur’an); the second belonged to Brigade of Faysal Al-‘Ukaydi. Some of you might remember that ‘Abdul-Jabbaar Al-‘Ukaydi was an FSA colonel. He may have been killed in the Al-Rawdha attacked reported last week. Let’s hope.
Wa’ad Al-Khalaf (a/k/a “Abi Hamza”)
Another 10 could not be identified.
Al-Huwayqa: A nest with 4 rats was found and destroyed. All killed. No details.
Nazlat Al-Rudaysaat: Fighting with no details.
Al-Rushdiyya: SAA ambush nets these vultures from the “Al-Faatiheen Brigade” (yawn):
Abu Mus’ab Al-Jabboori
Ibraaheem ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Munaadi
Old Airport: Fighting with no details.
The following areas all saw heavy fighting:
Al-Baassel Plaza in the city
Al-Halabiyya Roundabout in the city
Al-Ma’aamel in the city. Over 34 dead rats in this one.
Hatla Village: Confirmed 20 cockroaches stomped out of existence here.
The rest were not identified and are believed to be Iraqi based on papers they were carrying.
Justice Palace in the city; vans destroyed.
Municipal Center in the city
Ziyaad Hotel (no relationship to yours truly)
Ghassaan ‘Abbood Roundabout
Attempted infiltrations by rats into Al-Muwazhzhafeen and Al-Rusaafa failed when police and security detected the move and opened fire on the rats causing them to withdraw into their sewers.
Kuwayris: A missile launch pad was destroyed east of Aleppo. No details.
Al-Nayrab: 7 vans annihilated by perfectly positioned snipers and infantrymen. The number of dead rodents exceeds 55 according to Wael’s sources.
Al-Naqqaareen: An ambush netted an ambulance covering up for a smuggling operation. 2 rodents dispatched.
Rasm Al-‘Abbood north of the city: Fighting.
Castillo Road west of the city, 2 flatbeds were destroyed and all 7 rats killed:
“Abu Shafra” (The Owner of the Razor. Ooooh. He’s now getting a shave in Hell. Id pending.)
Salaahuddeen Quarter: An attempted infiltration from the Khaaled Ibn Al-Waleed Mosque was thwarted with 12 rat carcasses counted. No details.
Al-Kallaasa Neighborhood: Fighting with no details.
Bustaan Al-Qassr: Ditto.
Bani Zayd: Ditto.
Khaan Al-‘Asal in the area of the Journalists’ Association Building. Ditto.
Dayr Haafer: An ambush netted rats and weapons with no details.
North Awram Al-Kubraa: No details.
WE PUBLISHED THIS STORY FIRST YESTERDAY BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. BUT, HAVE A LOOK AT OUR ARMY LIBERATING TALFEETA IN THE QALAMOON MOUNTAINS:
ON THE HEELS OF A SPECTACULAR OPERATION LAST WEEK THAT DESTROYED 100 PLUS TRUCKS USED TO SMUGGLE GRAIN TO TURKEY, THE SAAF REPRISED THE TRIUMPH WAS AN ATTACK AT DAWN ON MONDAY DESTROYING A COUNTED 33 VANS AND TRUCKS APPROACHING SEVERAL GRAIN SILOS AT THE ‘AALIYA GRANARY. WE HAVE NO DETAILS NOW AS THE SCENE IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY MI AND POLICE.
MINISTER OF THE INTERIOR, MAJOR GENERAL MUHAMMAD IBRAAHEEM AL-SHA’AAR, ATTENDS GRADUATION CEREMONY FOR OFFICERS OF THE “LIGHTING-BOLT” TRAINING COURSE. THEY WILL SOON BE KILLING RATS; A NOBLE PROFESSION.
AUSTRALIANS IN SYDNEY GATHER TO PROTEST THEIR COUNTRY’S IDIOTIC POLICIES AGAINST SYRIA AND ITS PEOPLE. GOOD SHOW!!
NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
Pravda’s take on the fake Zionist claim to neutrality and its hideous presence throughout the Syrian conflict:
If you can believe the propaganda in this face-saving piece of dreck from the World Tribune, you have my sympathy. A laugh-riot for those who believe that the arms business is ethical:
Jo6pac sends this must-read, intelligent article about Bandar Bush the Chimpanzee and the anarchy in the House of Saud:
I’ve said it before, the most unpopular French leader since Adolph Hitler. At least Dr. Assad has a 70% approval rating: