SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER MISERABLE MEDIA FAILURE BY THE PROPAGANDA ORGANS OF THE MONKEY STATES OF QATAR AND SAUDI ARABIA.
Lt. Gen. Ali Habib is not in Istanbul. He is in his home in Saafeeta (var. Safita) Syria enjoying a comfortable and safe retirement. Whoever is claiming to be Gen. Habib in Istanbul must have a great sense of humor. Whoever is publishing this nonsense must be desperate for stories.
PALMYRA (TADMUR): Yesterday, the SAA and militia invaded a warehouse in the southern farms inhabited by rodents belonging to the Jabhat Al-Nusra. There was no happy ending for the rats as they scurried about trying to find their rifles in a Captagon-induced fog. 18 IEDs each with a 40kg payload were seized. 12 IEDs each with a payload of 10-15kgs were seized. All explosives will be used to detonate the Saudi “royal” family of apes.
Along with the explosives, SAA found Turkish-manufactured pharmaceuticals such as “testosterone” and anti fertility drugs to stop pregnancies. Besides all that, we seized 23 rifles with ammo and lots of grenades. There were only 3 survivors. Here are the names which were sent to Wael. Another 12 were definitely foreign:
Talbeesa: The terrorist group called “The Shari’ah Court” was adjudged guilty and sent to that most just of magistrates in Hell for processing:
All 21 IEDs were dismantled and their explosives secured for use in relieving “Prince” Saud Al-Faysal’s nasty hangover:
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The British aren’t coming! The British aren’t coming! Or says the Telegraph:
Interesting article about the ballistic missile test in the Med: